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Presumptuous. Maybe he lives in the Outback where there are bloomin onions and 32 oz porterhouses but no running water, therefore no toilets. He may still have to pull up TBD using dial up through AOL on his Commodore 64, or by surfing on his flip phone.

Man I want to punch him in the lap band every time crap spews forth from his stupid mouth. Because butt fumble, EJ, Tebow, and Tuh-rod all ascended under your tutelage didn’t they sexy-Wrecksy. His act is as tired as his defensive philosophy.

Don’t worry, once his role on the staff is defined I’m sure he’ll remind people of what it is every chance he gets.

The real question is if NP were to make the rounds at a Bills game would he want to meet you? I’m seeing either filing a restraining order in his future or he may end up with a high heel in his eye. Give it a rest single white female.

Once the deed is done and Peterman is no longer a Bill, if people won't leave the topic alone it will then officially be a dead horse. As it stands right now it is a severely wounded horse in desperate need of shooting.

Between Anderson and Barkley, it's actually the second time in 4 games that it's happened...

So if they don’t drop at least 30 on the bye next week you’re saying you’re off this train?

I sure do like me those French fried potaters, mmmmHHHmmmm.

When the occupational aptitude test back in high school determined I should be a human wrecking ball. As a Bills fan I was already used to banging my head against the wall, so the transition was fairly seamless.

In an effort to one-up Vontae Davis, I say Barkley retires after the coin toss. Then on Monday he will legally change his name to Nathan Peterman and attempt to collect on the GoFundMe windfall.

You sure about that? I recall a 5 pick performance with a line that included Wood and Incognito. Peterman has a rag arm and doesn’t account for it in the way he plays. You’re trying to defend the indefensible.

In the soul-crushing event that Peterman starts again, this is my prediction: The score will be 6-2 Jets over Bills, however no one will actually win this game... literally. On the first offensive play from scrimmage the Jets' defense will pick off a Peterman pass and take it in for 6. The Jets will decide inexplicably to go for 2 and Tre White will pick off the attempt from McCown and return it for 2 the other way. In uncontrollable fits of hopelessness, dispair, and disgust, McDermott and Bowles will individually simultaneously decide to forgo the rest of the game, deciding instead to wave the white flag and walk off the field, sparing the few fans who bothered to show up or tune in the inevitable crapfest that would have undoubtedly followed. Because they come to this conclusion to forfeit simultaneously, no actual winner is declared as ultimately the league office, and the rest of the world in general, knows they're both losers and at this point no one really gives a **** anyway. I have considered that it IS possible that I'm being just a tad petulant and a bit overly-dramatic at the thought of Peterman possibly starting again, though...

Where else besides New Era Stadium can you drop a deuce in public, while the Bills follow suit on the field, and you never even have to leave your seat?

Uh... Beane? When your team is 2-7 I guess 3-5 looks pretty good? Jags not all that now that the AFC South is healthy this year...

Non-story. They’re just trying to put the part of Aaron Hernandez’s estate that was left to them to good use.

EJ may want to hold on to his earnings a little tighter, based on his own prospects it may be a while...

So if I started some random sports blog and my own public access radio show could I expect a press pass too? Wayne and Garth need to accept that no one takes them seriously anymore and as a result they get nothing.

"...Tim speculates that the poo could’ve been left over from the previous Monday, smuggled into the stadium by some fan to throw at the visiting Patriots as they entered or left the field." For as absolutely vile and disgusting as that possibility is, the worst part about it is it's an entirely plausible explanation... In just over half a season Bills fans reputation has gone from self-immolating, table-smashing, drunken neanderthals to rapidly-devolving, feces-throwing monkeys. YAY!! GO BILLS!! ??

Comined with a ShaWow it’s the best at getting blood out of carpet after a hooker SlapChops your tongue.

At long last we’ve found someone who can play center for Taro Tsujimoto.

Ok, but at this rate NP sacking Trubisky in the end zone twice is more likely than the Bills scoring two TDs.

Can’t be directly responsible for 10 points for the Bills as OP suggests unless he’s playing both ways and sacks Trubisky in the end zone twice.

Yeah, in re-reading your original post and my response, Nate Pete can’t directly be responsible for 10 Bills points... a pick 6 and two safeties can give the Bears 10, but not the Bills. Got me on the front end, though. If there’s a way NP could give the Bears 12 with a pick 6 and three safeties and prolong Bills fans’ anguish I’d buy that, though.

Seems like an even bigger nightmare than what we’ve been exposed to already, but I hear ya. Fair enough.