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I don’t know if I’d be thrilled about elite, but I’d be ok with it if they drafted Ken O’Brien part 2 while we ended up with another HOF QB.

Catdamukong Suh looks like he's trying to reach back and smack the little guy in the head after the whistle.

So, you ain’t even one a dem der ‘Merican idjits, is ya?

Soooo, for the most part Bills fans are the shiznit... but in case they pull my violated corpse from a dumpster one day I want you guys to know that some dude who calls himself SaviorPeterman won’t stop hiding in my bushes and peering in my windows at night.

I thought John Hughes died. Maybe we should call him “Weekend at Bernie’s”.

Rumor is football is in his DNA.

Was I asleep for a major shift in tectonic plates? Last I checked Brazil was still in South America...

If you look closely you can almost make out his beard’s matching addadictomy scar.

Assault someone because I’m a POS and I’m too caught up in the moment to care about my reputation... GRONKED beotch! In flagrante delicto with my meal ticket’s wife... Jack Adams trophy, baby!

Knowing TT wasn’t in their long term plans, they were also able to get a quick read on NP in the SD and Jags game. I think that probably played a role in their aggressive approach to trading up for Allen.

I'm not skimming 167 pages to see if it's been said, but it could have been worse... she could have been refusing to leave Jenoris Jenkins' house.

The 6th best rushing attack minus Wood, Incognito, and Taylor with a question mark next to McCoy's availability, three question marks at QB, and no real improvements in the WR corp from 2017... it's really not too hard to fathom a worse year in a worst case scenario.

Based on last season, I don't think we'll have a true idea of the team we're going to field until the season starts, and even then it may change after a few games. For all we know Shaq could be out the door for an OL or WR after the first preseason game. Unlike FOs past, I feel like at the very least the current regime has a cohesive vision and is realistic about what they have in place and what holes they still need to fill.

Takin’ it to another level

Among other things, one of the issues with the tedious McBeane almalgam is the “tenure” isn’t exactly the same. I’d be surprised if McDermott had no input into their signings, but fair point.

“Hyde and Power” sounds like it has the makings of another mindless guy/girl cop movie starring Tom Cruise. ? To your point, though, can’t you see admissions like that would ruin the narrative?

So did I... but then again I proclaim it will happen loudly and annoyingly on every Brady drop back that I see, much to the chagrin of everyone around me within earshot who is watching the game.

You were close... oh, wait... you said season and not career... my bad.

Josh "Rosen can talk all he wants from the concussion protocol, I've got a job to do" Allen

Jenoris "Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!" Jenkins

Tom "whiny ##### mangina-having ####### ############# prolonged son-kissin' #### ####### crybaby ############ ###clown" Brady

Obviously I hope Allen succeeds. Regardless, here’s a reminder of how little things like this mean in the big picture:

It's a chopper, baby. ...It's Zed's. ...Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

...except that most reports are that it was “at the home of,” and even in the house. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/new-york-giants-janoris-jenkins-house-body-found-today-2018-06-26/

I was trippin balls when I prank conferenced Buddy Nix and Mark Dominik.