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transient

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  1. It would appear, in addition to a bad case of copremesis, the OP also suffers a full on fecal identity crisis.
  2. Wes, Julian, Danny... I’ve been such a lucky girl to have so many tasty little white boys to choose from. MMMM-hhhmmmm.
  3. Paying a visit to Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
  4. Is in a barbershop quartet with GnocchiBob, CouscousPhil, and RicepilafEd.
  5. ^Prior to settling on “Just Jack,” spent weeks watching Will and Grace to get the mannerisms down so that he felt worthy of the designation.
  6. You do realize the phrase is “ceases to amaze,” right? I love the smell of a malapropism insulting one’s intelligence in the morning.
  7. ^Went with the screen name “Fadingpain” so that other posters would not waste their pitty on him, when he knows deep down inside the pain is still very real and very much alive.
  8. No thanks. If he’s lucky enough to get us to the Super Bowl you just know he’s in for a wardrobe malfunction, and no one wants to see that.
  9. Cue the Teddy Bruschi and Rodney Harrison ball washing in... 3... 2... 1 I’m already nauseous and annoyed at the thought.
  10. Gotta say, threatening to kill Ian Rapaport made AH go up a notch in my book. To be clear, that puts him at notch 1, but still, you know we’ve all wanted to threaten that little weasel.
  11. Punching the clown Roughing up the suspect
  12. ^His screen name, contrary to popular belief, is a reference to his favorite cat, Ferguson, whom he buried in the old Micmac burial ground after he died. Unfortunately, the ground is sour. Sometimes dead is better, BBF.
  13. ... the square root of 7?
  14. Robert Woods is %#^*€#g crazy!
  15. Prefers “opossum” to “possum” for her favorite pie recipe, owing to a mishap with a wallaby and an ensuing mistrust of all things Australian.
  16. His screen name is Latin for “One who consumes only children tainted with guilt.”
  17. Another place that I forgot about until this thread is Marco’s Italian Deli on Hertel Ave. Not sure if you’d consider them Hoagies or not. Used to get the Bugsy Siegel. Delicious.
  18. His pelvic film, on the other hand... what the what?
  19. Taking money you or your agent had the foresight to negotiate isn’t classless. Letting the players you coached know that you’re leaving by text, on the other hand...
  20. Used to get a ham and turkey club sub from Jim’s Steakout on Delaware after last call in my youth that was delicious. Also got a steak sub from Bozana’s on Camp Rd one time that I still remember to this day. It was good, but more memorably, it was like 15 lbs of meat. Took me 3 days to eat it.
  21. Is leading the fight to decrease the consumption of innocent children.
  22. You overlooked the #1 reason to bring in AJ McCarron...
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