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1. Note to kids: Don't bring Grandma's heroin to show and tell

   By \GoBillsInDallas/, May 7, 2014
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   • DC Tom
   • May 8, 2014

2. Note to kids: You can't reach Santa by calling 911

   By Just Jack, December 1, 2011
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   • BuffaloBill
   • December 2, 2011

3. Note to self : don't argue while hunting

   By Just Jack, October 18, 2010
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   • Jim in Anchorage
   • October 18, 2010

4. Note to self : Don't bring a gun to an MRI scan

   By Just Jack, December 14, 2010
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   • BuffaloBill
   • December 14, 2010

5. Note to self : Don't date german teenage girls.... 1 2

   By Just Jack, December 14, 2010
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   • Doc
   • February 4, 2011

6. Note to self : Don't enter homes when drunk

   By Just Jack, May 26, 2012
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   • The Poojer
   • October 15, 2012

7. Note to self : Don't give a judge the finger 1 2

   By Just Jack, February 5, 2013
   • 27 replies
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   • Jim in Anchorage
   • March 3, 2013

8. Note to self : Don't go to the museum for the next month

   By Just Jack, October 8, 2011
   • 1 reply
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   • LeviF
   • October 9, 2011

9. Note to self : Don't leave keys in an unlocked vehicle

   By Just Jack, July 16, 2015
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   • \GoBillsInDallas/
   • July 16, 2015

10. Note to self : Don't paint your nails while driving

    By Just Jack, August 4, 2010
    • 12 replies
    • 841 views
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    • Fezmid
    • August 5, 2010

11. Note to self : Don't tease zebras

    By Just Jack, January 19, 2012
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    • Just Jack
    • January 19, 2012

12. Note to self : when finding a skeleton buried in the yard....

    By Just Jack, June 17, 2013
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    • DC Tom
    • June 18, 2013

13. Note to self, never ever ever fly on

    By WWVaBeach, June 27, 2012
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    • BRAWNDO
    • June 29, 2012

14. Note to self, watch the Olympic womens javalin compition 1 2

    By Just Jack, August 14, 2008
    • 35 replies
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    • Chef Jim
    • September 5, 2008

15. Note to self: Always leave the coffee maker plugged in

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, January 16, 2016
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    • \GoBillsInDallas/
    • January 16, 2016

16. Note to self: Always lock the door when taking a dump

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, January 10, 2018
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    • row_33
    • January 10, 2018

17. Note to self: Do not piss off drunk lesbians

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, August 10, 2017
    • 13 replies
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    • thebug
    • August 11, 2017

18. Note to self: Don't drive car on runway in front of airplanes

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, November 5, 2012
    • 12 replies
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    • Chef Jim
    • November 8, 2012

19. Note to self: Don't go hiking on unmarked trails wearing flipflops

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, July 31, 2014
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    • ExiledInIllinois
    • July 31, 2014

20. Note to self: Don't wear saggy pants

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, October 5, 2010
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    • The Dean
    • October 5, 2010

21. Note to self: Never get nekkid and do push-ups in middle of street

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, May 5, 2014
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    • Dorkington
    • May 6, 2014

22. Note to self: Never kick your lead singer out of your band

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, November 11, 2013
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    • Gugny
    • November 11, 2013

23. Note to self: Never marry an old hag

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, December 23, 2012
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    • 1billsnut
    • December 24, 2012

24. Note to self: Never p!ss off the cartels

    By \GoBillsInDallas/, April 25, 2016
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    • Beerball
    • April 27, 2016

25. Note to self: When hitting game winning home run....

    By Just Jack, July 28, 2015
    • 1 reply
    • 401 views
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    • CountryCletus
    • July 29, 2015

26. Note to self: When using a stolen credit card number...

    By Just Jack, July 30, 2015
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    • Just Jack
    • July 30, 2015

27. Note to self....

    By Just Jack, May 8, 2018
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    • snafu
    • May 9, 2018

28. Nothing can top a good sammich!

    By Beerball, June 16, 2012
    • 2 replies
    • 562 views
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    • Nanker
    • June 16, 2012

29. Nothing Like a good old song

    By millbank, March 17, 2008
    • 12 replies
    • 865 views
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    • Joe Miner
    • March 18, 2008

30. Nothing like drunk chicks at football games 1 2 3

    By kegtapr, September 26, 2009
    • 41 replies
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    • justnzane
    • September 30, 2009