IBTG81 Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 It lives! 387619[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 If you made them correctly, that's impossible. 372998[/snapback] Never caught this the first time around... How can you tell when a retatta's made incorrectly? It tastes good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Holy crap....I just read this entire thread. Wow.....just wow. And Guff...if youre here...if you EVER make anything like "this friggin abortion" on a Sunday, Im going to set it on fire and launch the flaming pile of sh-- into the boat. Come to think of it, you SHOULD make it...we can use it to strip the barnacles off the outdrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Why did I read 29 pages of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Did Ed ever figure out which moron was Ieatcrayonz ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zona Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Classic stuff here. Oh My God! Takes me back to the good ole days circa 98-99. The board was something else back then. then there was the whole Telephone pole thread. How in the Hell did I miss this thread the first time around? You people are awesome. I cant wait until Oct 9th when i can meet some of you... AD, you wouldn't want to fly in for the Dolphin game would ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDRupp Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Why did I read 29 pages of this? 409966[/snapback] I read the first 5 pages and thought it was amusing. I didn't get all the LAUGHUNG SO HARD I AM CRYING and COFFEE SPEWING OUT OF NOSES and all. BUT, then I click the link to BF's recipe on the first page of this thread and it all become crystal clear AND I am now LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING. Too damn funny and too damn late to read the other pages...tonight. Classic! Retatta! Let's take easy. Retard Frittata is a little harsh. How about SPECIAL PERSON'S BRUNCH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 I read the first 5 pages and thought it was amusing. I didn't get all the LAUGHUNG SO HARD I AM CRYING and COFFEE SPEWING OUT OF NOSES and all. BUT, then I click the link to BF's recipe on the first page of this thread and it all become crystal clear AND I am now LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING. Too damn funny and too damn late to read the other pages...tonight. Classic! Retatta! Let's take easy. Retard Frittata is a little harsh. How about SPECIAL PERSON'S BRUNCH? 410644[/snapback] Well, at the time, it was all happening so fast. AND, on the baseball board at that. And if you notice, each time it just started to die down.....the gasoline that was BF in Indiana would show back up and flame it again. It almost became a migration of sorts out to a suburb (Baseball Board) from the city (TSW). An instant classic was born.....in which to this day......I say is the all time greatest, only because it survived and thrived on the much less traveled baseball board. Not saying it's content was any better than the homework or other classics, but this one had the zing to survive where it shouldn't have. I could see a TBD Films (Like NFL Films) session 10 years from now with people from this thread discussing how it took off, in front of a black background, all serious in an interview. How funny would that be. The title of the interview, of course, "This Friggin Abortion". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 An instant classic was born..... 410765[/snapback] After rereading the thread you started for the first time I had a chance to reflect upon it. Moral of the story: If you call someone a dipsh*t you better have the recipe to back it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 After rereading the thread you started for the first time I had a chance to reflect upon it. Moral of the story: If you call someone a dipsh*t you better have the recipe to back it up. 410862[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 And here I had you grouped with them. 410952[/snapback] Oh boy, here we go! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Holy crap....I just read this entire thread. Wow.....just wow. And Guff...if youre here...if you EVER make anything like "this friggin abortion" on a Sunday, Im going to set it on fire and launch the flaming pile of sh-- into the boat. Come to think of it, you SHOULD make it...we can use it to strip the barnacles off the outdrive. 409850[/snapback] Ive been serving it to you guys for the last year, but because we have so many people, I usually start making it thursday.... What do you think I clean the crab traps with?, well I used this stuff till the EPA came around.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Ive been serving it to you guys for the last year, but because we have so many people, I usually start making it thursday.... What do you think I clean the crab traps with?, well I used this stuff till the EPA came around.... 410981[/snapback] Were you dumping that sh-- in Zachs? Because the DEC closed Zachs for swimming until further notice (seriously). Always nice to take a dip in a swimming hole that the DEC closes three days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loadofmularkey Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Whatever happened to BF anyway? Or are we not allowed to talk about it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Gant Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Whatever happened to BF anyway? Or are we not allowed to talk about it?? 413790[/snapback] The first rule of the Retatta Cooking Club is we don't talk about..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Donahoe Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 How can you tell when a retatta's made incorrectly? If it takes you 59 minutes to make, you know you're doing something wrong. It's impossible to prepare it in such a short time. You have to fry the noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 How have I missed thee? Let me count the ways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullim4 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Wow... just wow. This has to be the funniest thread on a message board that I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Damn. In the time it took me to re-read this entire thread, my retatta is fifteen minutes from being done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 IT'S BACK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 I'd never quite understood the whole retatta thing til I read this and clicked on AD's link to BF "Friggin Abortion" dish. I proceeded to spend the next hour laughing my ass off here at work...Thanks for the laugh and now my lunch should be just about done...too bad we are out of pickle juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 I never thought I would see this thread again. Why is it in the baseball forum? I understand BF WANTED to talk about the Cards, but that was over by the end of the first page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 I never thought I would see this thread again. Why is it in the baseball forum? I understand BF WANTED to talk about the Cards, but that was over by the end of the first page. 543503[/snapback] That's where it's always been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 No response here...just wanted to bump this back to the top of the board for the start of 2006. This thread represents all we hope to attain in terms of longevity and humor. Besides, it's too much of a classic to let die. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 No response here...just wanted to bump this back to the top of the board for the start of 2006. This thread represents all we hope to attain in terms of longevity and humor. Besides, it's too much of a classic to let die. Mike 546498[/snapback] what about the son of satan thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 What staying power.... this thread has been around for 9 months now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 I was wondering if anyone was commenting on Bonds over here and just read this entire fuggin thread, (wtf am I doing) anyway how did I miss this? This was BF's last stand no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I was wondering if anyone was commenting on Bonds over here and just read this entire fuggin thread, (wtf am I doing) anyway how did I miss this? This was BF's last stand no? 648034[/snapback] It was pretty much the end of BF posting here. What a way to go out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooldudeav Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 what about the son of satan thread? 559790[/snapback] Whats the son of satan thread? anybody got a link? Im a new here and this thread makes me scared of what might happen to me. Note to self: dont post that recipe i made using spam, mustard and angel hair pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 I was wondering if anyone was commenting on Bonds over here and just read this entire fuggin thread, (wtf am I doing) anyway how did I miss this? This was BF's last stand no? 648034[/snapback] BF posts under the name "ieatcrayonz" now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Hooray for Retatta, hooray at last. Hooray for retatta, it tastes like a horse's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I'd never quite understood the whole retatta thing til I read this and clicked on AD's link to BF "Friggin Abortion" dish. I proceeded to spend the next hour laughing my ass off here at work...Thanks for the laugh and now my lunch should be just about done...too bad we are out of pickle juice. 542185[/snapback] I know the feeling, as a cardinal fan I stuck up for BF for a while but even I got sick of his crusade. That thread about his famous noodles has to go down as the best thread ever on this website, I still laugh just thinking about it. Don't forget to leave yourself an hour to prepare that masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Holy sh--... it's been one year since we were all touched in that special way by BF. Cheers Bitches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 LOL Be sure your noodles are crispy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Happy 1 year retatta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 AAA Cincy, eh? eat a dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 To honor the Cardinals triumphant return to the playoffs, I give thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 To honor the Cardinals triumphant return to the playoffs, I give thee... 795321[/snapback] This thing is still kicking, huh........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 This thing is still kicking, huh........ 795543[/snapback] My inner-jackass won't let it die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Because the release of the Cardinals' World Series title DVD is imminent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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