BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I have some of those. But I really wished I could have finished last in my class at one of the top 200 out of 201 schools in the state of Indiana. that would have meant so much more to me. 372915[/snapback] Bubba you have medals too? I thought Bubba got shot and died. Forrest and Bubba together again!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 When they were presented the awards, were you one of the kids they hid in the baement?"The state's coming to give us an award again today...round up all the 'special' kids and take 'em to the 'special' classroom." 372903[/snapback] What's a baement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 57th in a class of 193 I believe. That puts me in the second 25 percentile. 372908[/snapback] Oooooh...the second quartile. I'll bet you the top quartile can scramble eggs in half an hour or less... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I couldn't WAIT to get away from high school. Haven't seen the place since the last flicker in the rearview mirror. I don't care if Alden was beautified by the church, I'd find something else to toot my horn over besides how many 4-H or whatever ribbons they won. I think Alden was considered a pretty good school at the time. I had no effect on it, it had no effect on me. They were rather happy to see me graduate and leave, as a matter of fact. You know, this obsession with statistics you have isn't proving intelligence, it's more an indicator of mania. I kinda thought "whatever" to who batted what on May 5th, 1973...but tossing out your high school awards package is a little...I don't know what it is. 372920[/snapback] Apparently it's his life highlight to date - well, along with bringing the Aborto de Retatta to the public via the retardinet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I couldn't WAIT to get away from high school. Haven't seen the place since the last flicker in the rearview mirror. I don't care if Alden was beautified by the church, I'd find something else to toot my horn over besides how many 4-H or whatever ribbons they won. I think Alden was considered a pretty good school at the time. I had no effect on it, it had no effect on me. They were rather happy to see me graduate and leave, as a matter of fact. You know, this obsession with statistics you have isn't proving intelligence, it's more an indicator of mania. I kinda thought "whatever" to who batted what on May 5th, 1973...but tossing out your high school awards package is a little...I don't know what it is. 372920[/snapback] I didn't even want to show that stuff, but someone makes fun of my education, I'll gladly show them that I wasn't educated in an outhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 What's a baement? 372922[/snapback] It's "basement" spelled the way you told me to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I didn't even want to show that stuff, but someone makes fun of my education, I'll gladly show them that I wasn't educated in an outhouse. 372925[/snapback] I have yet to see any real evidence you were educated anywhere, frankly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I wasn't educated in an outhouse. 372925[/snapback] Nah, but you do have the keys to one. Can I get $20 on one, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Oooooh...the second quartile. I'll bet you the top quartile can scramble eggs in half an hour or less... 372923[/snapback] Hows the baement treating ya Tom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Nah, but you do have the keys to one. Can I get $20 on one, please. 372929[/snapback] RUN FORREST RUN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Hows the baement treating ya Tom? 372930[/snapback] Great. I set up a little Easy-Bake oven in it, and I'm boiling some pasta. Should be done in another 45 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Well, BF, obviously your school didnt win any awards for its cooking knowledge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 RUN FORREST RUN!!!! 372931[/snapback] Says the boy shaped like a Weeble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Great. I set up a little Easy-Bake oven in it, and I'm boiling some pasta. Should be done in another 45 minutes... 372932[/snapback] That's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Well, BF, obviously your school didnt win any awards for its cooking knowledge... 372934[/snapback] I never took cooking, I was too busy taking real classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Says the boy shaped like a Weeble... 372935[/snapback] But he doesn't fall down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I never took cooking, I was too busy taking real classes. 372937[/snapback] You have to be enjoying this to be leaving set up lines like that out on the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 But he doesn't fall down. 372938[/snapback] "My names Bubba." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I never took cooking, I was too busy taking real classes. 372937[/snapback] judging from your baseball posts, you never took any classes involving critical analysis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I never took cooking, I was too busy taking real classes. 372937[/snapback] You know, I find your posts a lot more entertaining if I imagine them with a duelling banjos soundtrack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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