Crap Throwing Monkey

Oh, hey, not me.

You take that back!

Yeah... ...what?

You say that as though it's a bad thing.

Brilliant, isn't he? I'm suing him for trademark infringement. Crap-throwing is my domain.

Hey, always worked for me.

Ryan Leaf did that once, too...

Oh, leave him alone. He's making my new username look better...

Oh, you gotta be kidding me. All that bull sh-- for a full quarter, and they score on that busetd play?

I don't know what it is about Farminga...she looks like she should be plain, but she isn't. I'm betting Wahlberg gets a best supporting Oscar nomination, too...he was great throughout the movie, but his final scene all but overshadowed every other scene in the movie. Jack Nicholson, too...I thought that was his best performance in a very long time. Actually, everyone's performance was just about the best I've ever seen out of them...but Scorcese can get those kinds of performances out of his actors (witness Ray Liotta - an otherwise very pedestrian actor - in Goodfellas). And finally then Bills get a decent drive start. I'm sure they'll turn it over, though...

Losman's been doing that all season - throwing high to his outlet receiver (most of the time McGahee) and hanging him out to dry. McGahee'll be sharing a hospital room with Chris Simms before the month's out, at this rate... Good sack by Kelsay.

Saw "Departed" last night. It was very good. Matt Damon actually acts for once.

...bye!

Yeah. It was just that easy. People like you are why people like Mark Foley get elected. How so? Details, man, details. You're either arguing that leaving improves things, or changes nothing...which means you're arguing that staying either further devolves things or changes nothing. So please, expound. Share with us your insight on how the different options affect Iraqi and US security...

I'd be satisfied to see that uniform Friday, rather than the Fighting Banana Slug.

I had some...but my chicken jumped out of the pot and ate it...

Bread, dammit! I want my bread!

That's an insult to retatta. The logo's far worse than that. Logo = JPEra artwork.

That's unusual. As a car owner, he's actually more likely to shoot people...

I say Eagles...but that's strictly because I haven't yet really seen the Chargers play.

Actually, it hardly matters. Bread and Circuses. Or am I the only one that noticed that New Orleans is "rebuilt" because they spent tens (if not hundreds) of millions getting the Superdome ready for MNF?

We live in a democracy. Foreign policy is like American Idol or Survivor, by definition. The problem is that people generally put more thought into American Idol than they do foreign policy.

Try "Ed's Gooey Stuff ". I hear it works wonders for automotive repair.

And I was just about to empty it... ...but since y'all are all jumpin' up my ass about it, you can just !@#$ing suffer.