CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 How about a whopping 11-16. THAT'S ELEVEN AND SIXTEEN or 5 games under. However you break it down. Wonder what might happen in the playoffs? Of course, they are putting another beat down on AAA Cincy tonight. BF......any thoughts????? Alaska Darin, please feel free to comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Any thoughts? Repost updated numbers at the end of the year and then talk to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Any thoughts? Repost updated numbers at the end of the year and then talk to me. 371490[/snapback] Oh, so now we're planning on waiting until the end of the year to crown the champion. Sweet. Maybe by next Thursday Scott Rolen won't have nearly as big an aura around him, huh? How much dental floss do you use a day to get your toe hair out from between your teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Oh, so now we're planning on waiting until the end of the year to crown the champion. Sweet. Maybe by next Thursday Scott Rolen won't have nearly as big an aura around him, huh? How much dental floss do you use a day to get your toe hair out from between your teeth? 371493[/snapback] Me thinks BF is starting to see what can of worms he's opened with all the prior SL Cards BS. Nasty stuff, nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loadofmularkey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Oh, so now we're planning on waiting until the end of the year to crown the champion. Sweet. Maybe by next Thursday Scott Rolen won't have nearly as big an aura around him, huh? How much dental floss do you use a day to get your toe hair out from between your teeth? 371493[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 No I don't see all the "sh--" I've "started" coming back to haunt me. Your numbers are just skewed. It's that simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 No I don't see all the "sh--" I've "started" coming back to haunt me. Your numbers are just skewed. It's that simple. 371516[/snapback] LMAO......yeah.....that 11-16 record is "skewed". You play winning teams. You win or lose the game. The Cardinals have lost 16 of 27 for an 11-16 mark. Yeah, skewed. LMAO. Just when you think......lol.......ahhhh, forget it, you just keep hurting yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 LMAO......yeah.....that 11-16 record is "skewed". You play winning teams. You win or lose the game. The Cardinals have lost 16 of 27 for an 11-16 mark. Yeah, skewed. LMAO. Just when you think......lol.......ahhhh, forget it, you just keep hurting yourself. 371521[/snapback] So the fact that Edmonds and Rolen have each missed a lot of time and lately Larry Walker doesn't count for anything being "skewed"? Yeah keep telling yourself that dipshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 So the fact that Edmonds and Rolen have each missed a lot of time and lately Larry Walker doesn't count for anything being "skewed"? Yeah keep telling yourself that dipshit. 371528[/snapback] Bottom Line.......11-16.........Does no other team have injuries? How about, for example, the Braves? You think they have injuries? I mean, you just get dumber and friggin dumber. SL is the greatest team ever. And when someone points out that they aren't......you come up with excuse after excuse. Deeper, and deeper, and deeper. The more you talk, the more everyone else looks even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Yeah keep telling yourself that dipshit. 371528[/snapback] I'm not sure I'd be tossing that name around when you've publically admitted it takes you an hour to cook this friggin abortion. Of course, that may include the drive to the store and the other 43 minutes it takes you to pick the shell out of the pan. "Ow, hot. Ow, hot. Ow, hot!" Fried eggs, pasta, and pickle juice? That's not a recipe, it's wicked hangover Saturday morning breakfast at the college bachelor pad with all the food left in the house. Well, unless you're pregnant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Me thinks BF is starting to see what can of worms he's opened with all the prior SL Cards BS. Nasty stuff, nasty. 371498[/snapback] He didn't learn from last year when he painted October red in June and he won't learn this time around. He's a lost cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I'm not sure I'd be tossing that name around when you've publically admitted it takes you an hour to cook this friggin abortion. Of course, that may include the drive to the store and the other 43 minutes it takes you to pick the shell out of the pan. "Ow, hot. Ow, hot. Ow, hot!" Fried eggs, pasta, and pickle juice? That's not a recipe, it's wicked hangover Saturday morning at the college bachelor pad with all the food left in the house. Well, unless you're pregnant. 371539[/snapback] Holy sh--, this has to be the greatest discovery since Sue's homework thread. Fried pasta and pickle juice? An hour to cook? Only BF could come up with a recipe like this. The fact he took the time to publish it in the TBD cookbook makes it that much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I'm not sure I'd be tossing that name around when you've publically admitted it takes you an hour to cook this friggin abortion. Of course, that may include the drive to the store and the other 43 minutes it takes you to pick the shell out of the pan. "Ow, hot. Ow, hot. Ow, hot!" Fried eggs, pasta, and pickle juice? That's not a recipe, it's wicked hangover Saturday morning at the college bachelor pad with all the food left in the house. Well, unless you're pregnant. 371539[/snapback] ???????? What the HELL is that? "Fried Noodles"? It ought to be called the "Short Bus Frittata". Or the Underpants Gnomes newest business model: 1) Fry elbow macaroni 2) Scramble eggs 3) Add pickle juice 4) ??? 5) Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 I'm not sure I'd be tossing that name around when you've publically admitted it takes you an hour to cook this friggin abortion. Of course, that may include the drive to the store and the other 43 minutes it takes you to pick the shell out of the pan. "Ow, hot. Ow, hot. Ow, hot!" Fried eggs, pasta, and pickle juice? That's not a recipe, it's wicked hangover Saturday morning at the college bachelor pad with all the food left in the house. Well, unless you're pregnant. 371539[/snapback] ROFLMAO......Jesus............how in the hell did you find that / know that was even there? Wow! The explanation of that, by you, is priceless, IMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I can hear it now: Kids: Hey Chef! Chef: Hello there crackers Kids: What's for lunch chef? Chef: Fried noodles with eggs and pickle juice! Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I'm sorry...I'm just laughing too hard. Damn! Pickle juice? 1 hour? The sheep fritters must be a "make a day ahead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 I can hear it now: Kids: Hey Chef! Chef: Hello there crackers Kids: What's for lunch chef? Chef: Fried noodles with eggs and pickle juice! Kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 371551[/snapback] LMAO......................Just when you think the thread couldn't turn in yet another BF famous moment, it does. WOW. Seriously, that's all I can say. WOW. AD, how in the hell you could find that......insert it in this thread, and make it relevant, I'll never know.....but you even have some new sharks swarming with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 LMAO......................Just when you think the thread couldn't turn in yet another BF famous moment, it does. WOW. Seriously, that's all I can say. WOW. AD, how in the hell you could find that......insert it in this thread, and make it relevant, I'll never know.....but you even have some new sharks swarming with that one. 371554[/snapback] Sorry we hijacked your thread. But at least it's for a good cause. Not every day you get to read the recipe for a Retard Frittata... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I'm dying here... Hope your all happy. JEZUS H. KRIST!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 RETATTA!!! It's mine, I have dibs on the profits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Sorry we hijacked your thread. But at least it's for a good cause. Not every day you get to read the recipe for a Retard Frittata... 371559[/snapback] Oh, no problem on this one......................I was laughing so hard, and still am, that I have no problem with the hijack. And then, he calls it....."This Friggin Abortion". LMAO I didn't know what the hell the link was to. And then BOOM, there it is........ROFL........ Seriously................this is priceless, because the link took everyone to places where most would think it would be a safe zone on TBD. Great Stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I'm sorry...I'm just laughing too hard. Damn! Pickle juice? 1 hour? The sheep fritters must be a "make a day ahead" 371553[/snapback] Don't be a hater... you can only dream of having a body like BFs. When you get lonely at night, all you have to do is put your hand up your shirt and play with your man boobs. After that, hit the kitchen for a midnight snack. Don't forget to top it with BF's secret ingredient, pickle juice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Great Stuff! 371567[/snapback] It's truly amazing to think that he thought it was good enough to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Don't be a hater... you can only dream of having a body like BFs. When you get lonely at night, all you have to do is put your hand up your shirt and play with your man boobs. After that, hit the kitchen for a midnight snack. Don't forget to top it with BF's secret ingredient, pickle juice! 371568[/snapback] OH MY GOD..........I am friggin dying laughing........Hey, could this count as OT on the TSW? Seriously......can you imagine that a thread this funny on the baseball board would take off on the "real board"? WOW! Who needs the comedy channel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 RETATTA!!! It's mine, I have dibs on the profits. 371566[/snapback] TIMMAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 OH MY GOD..........I am friggin dying laughing........Hey, could this count as OT on the TSW? Seriously......can you imagine that a thread this funny on the baseball board would take off on the "real board"? WOW! Who needs the comedy channel? 371571[/snapback] Baseball board??? How the hell did I get here?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 OH MY GOD..........I am friggin dying laughing........Hey, could this count as OT on the TSW? Seriously......can you imagine that a thread this funny on the baseball board would take off on the "real board"? WOW! Who needs the comedy channel? 371571[/snapback] Pickle juice, for Christ's sake! BF, haven't you ever heard of a !@#$ing spice rack??? Ever check one for any dill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 OK, everyone that is still active here tonight......seriously.......go back and look at the turn this thread took from post 9 to 10. ROFLMAO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. BF, I know you take a lot of sh-- around here, but you truly are the gift that keeps on giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. BF, I know you take a lot of sh-- around here, but you truly are the gift that keeps on giving. 371581[/snapback] Well said Clark! LMAO....or no, Eddie actually said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF in Indiana Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 BF... just between you and me. When was the last time you served that sh-t to a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Well, as much as I'd love to continue this, I have to go to sleep. I do, after all, have to be up early, seeing as how it takes me a full hour to make my breakfast of fried noodles, eggs, and pickle juice. Wish I could make it faster...but dammit, I just can't peel the eggs any quicker than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 BF... just between you and me. When was the last time you served that sh-t to a girl? 371590[/snapback] He probably serves Wonder Bread in place of the dinner rolls, too... Hey BF...do you serve a red or white wine with that dish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF_in_Indiana Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 You guys kill me. Talking about pasta cooking. I love that recipe. So !@#$ ya all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Somebody copy this before they hit the hay tonight, a classic is born. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 You guys kill me. Talking about pasta cooking. I love that recipe. So !@#$ ya all. 371595[/snapback] You keep eatin' that sh*t you're going to kill yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Somebody copy this before they hit the hay tonight, a classic is born. Good stuff. 371596[/snapback] I wish it would move to the other board. LOL Has anything ever moved from a side forum to the main event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I wish it would move to the other board. LOL Has anything ever moved from a side forum to the main event? 371601[/snapback] Well, considering that CTM is on double secret probation... i'm not sure if it would be wise to bring attention to this thread. We're better off hanging out here and eating some fried pasta. BTW, could you pass the bottle of BF's ® brand pickle juice, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralVaBills Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Well, considering that CTM is on double secret probation... i'm not sure if it would be wise to bring attention to this thread. We're better off hanging out here and eating some fried pasta. BTW, could you pass the bottle of BF's ® brand pickle juice, thanks. 371605[/snapback] Oh damn, too late. I'm sorry! LOL, I don't dislike BF. I don't even like personal insults dealing with weight, drinking etc......but I just like the place this thread was taken too, in respect to BF even being ridiculed on the Recipe Section! LOL, I still can't get over how AD knew to go and find this recipe and tie it in to this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Holy fuggin sh--! I need to visit the baseball board more often! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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