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It's been fascinating to watch the majority of PPP regulars tell me what my identity is. Everything from my race, my age, my profession, my living situation, my relationship status, my motivation, my employer, what groups I belong to, and whether I am a new poster or an old poster with a new name — each has been guessed by almost every individual PPP troll in response to my bringing up racism over the past week or so. 

 

PPP:  "Of course I'm not racist, I would only ever judge someone by the content of their character"

Also PPP: "Let me tell you your identity as a way of judging you" 

 

?

 

No two people have had the same guess, mind you. But nobody who has gotten into a back & forth with me has been able to restrain themselves from telling me who I actually am. Nobody's really gotten particularly close, either.

 

However I also hear the many people who want Greg Persons to go back to his old habit of not looking at PPP and not posting in here. I understand. All you have to do is get all of these correct. If you do, I will admit it and prove it with a video confession. You truly can be the envy of your peers by both guessing me accurately and getting me to leave. Wow!

 

Simple incentive. Easy rules, right? No cheating. No doxxing. Just your deductive reasoning. 

 

1. What is my race / ethnicity?

2. What is my age? (I'll give you a +/- 3 handicap)

3. What is my profession / employment status?

4. What is my living situation?

5. What is my relationship status?

6. Do I belong to political/activist group? If so, who, and are they paying me or am I paying them?

7. Am I an old PPP poster returned with a new name? If so, what old name(s) did I have?

 

Those are the ones you can get right or wrong. These last questions are more like a survey. However, your entrance is not valid without answering all 10 questions.

 

8. Does any part of you feel like it is creepy that you've given me as much thought as you have, and why isn't this an example of living in your head rent free?

9. Given that you are not racist, and identities are irrelevant, what did my identity ever matter to you to begin with, and what were you hoping it would prove?

10. Why do you think everybody had such wildly divergent guesses toward my identity? 

 

 

Alrighty! Hopefully y'all have formulated your opinions coherently since @Koko78 first gave you the opportunity to imagine my real life. 

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47 minutes ago, GregPersons said:

1. What is my race / ethnicity? - Black

2. What is my age? (I'll give you a +/- 3 handicap) - 40

3. What is my profession / employment status? - Something that pays you

4. What is my living situation? - Live with other people

5. What is my relationship status? - Single

6. Do I belong to political/activist group? If so, who, and are they paying me or am I paying them? - I don't know if you belong to a political/activist group, but I don't think that is why you are here.

7. Am I an old PPP poster returned with a new name? If so, what old name(s) did I have? - My guess is no.

 

Those are the ones you can get right or wrong. These last questions are more like a survey. However, your entrance is not valid without answering all 10 questions.

 

8. Does any part of you feel like it is creepy that you've given me as much thought as you have, and why isn't this an example of living in your head rent free? - I've probably given you about 20 minutes of thought in the week that I've been aware of your existence.  I am ok with that free rent.

9. Given that you are not racist, and identities are irrelevant, what did my identity ever matter to you to begin with, and what were you hoping it would prove? - It doesn't matter to me...YOU started the thread.

10. Why do you think everybody had such wildly divergent guesses toward my identity? - Can't speak for others; for me...it's because the tone and message of your posts and a couple of others are almost 100% lockstep...oddly so.

 

 

Also, you could just lie about anyone's responses.  The right thing to do, would be to set a week time limit on the guessing game and THEN you do a video showing yourself and providing the answers to your own questions and post it in this thread.  Otherwise, you can just keep saying, "nope, that one's wrong" over and over.

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I rephrased question 6... you're right it was a bit unclear there, @Johnnycage46 so here it is. 

 

6. Do I belong to political/activist group? If so, who, and are they paying me or am I paying them?

 

 

 

I will also give you the option to re-answer questions 1-7 as a mulligan and bonus for being the first to guess.  And I will give you the hint that you got one of the 7 correct, but only one, all others were incorrect. I won't tell you which one was correct, just that only one was correct.

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38 minutes ago, GregPersons said:

It's been fascinating to watch the majority of PPP regulars tell me what my identity is. Everything from my race, my age, my profession, my living situation, my relationship status, my motivation, my employer, what groups I belong to, and whether I am a new poster or an old poster with a new name — each has been guessed by almost every individual PPP troll in response to my bringing up racism over the past week or so. 

 

PPP:  "Of course I'm not racist, I would only ever judge someone by the content of their character"

Also PPP: "Let me tell you your identity as a way of judging you" 

 

?

 

No two people have had the same guess, mind you. But nobody who has gotten into a back & forth with me has been able to restrain themselves from telling me who I actually am. Nobody's really gotten particularly close, either.

 

However I also hear the many people who want Greg Persons to go back to his old habit of not looking at PPP and not posting in here. I understand. All you have to do is get all of these correct. If you do, I will admit it and prove it with a video confession. You truly can be the envy of your peers by both guessing me accurately and getting me to leave. Wow!

 

Simple incentive. Easy rules, right? No cheating. No doxxing. Just your deductive reasoning. 

 

1. What is my race / ethnicity?

2. What is my age? (I'll give you a +/- 3 handicap)

3. What is my profession / employment status?

4. What is my living situation?

5. What is my relationship status?

6. What group do I most belong to, and are they paying me, or am I paying them?

7. Am I an old PPP poster returned with a new name? If so, what old name(s) did I have?

 

Those are the ones you can get right or wrong. These last questions are more like a survey. However, your entrance is not valid without answering all 10 questions.

 

8. Does any part of you feel like it is creepy that you've given me as much thought as you have, and why isn't this an example of living in your head rent free?

9. Given that you are not racist, and identities are irrelevant, what did my identity ever matter to you to begin with, and what were you hoping it would prove?

10. Why do you think everybody had such wildly divergent guesses toward my identity? 

 

 

Alrighty! Hopefully y'all have formulated your opinions coherently since @Koko78 first gave you the opportunity to imagine my real life. 

1-5: I don't care

6.  If you're not simply faking your opinions to troll, you're a dime a dozen commie who doesn't really care about race or anything else except as a means to an end; probably unpaid

7. See 1-5 but my guess would be you've posted on the board somewhere under another name and maybe not on PPP or at least not much...just a guess no claim to knowledge.  Hogboy is a possibility but no claim of certainty here.

9.  It didn't except for the commie part.  Communism doesn't work.

10. Mostly don't care but I think some jump to conclusions without attention to detail.

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Just now, westside2 said:

Who cares?

 

A shocking amount of people. I only made this because I literally had my identity guessed 20 times in a one week span of posting on PPP.  When it happened for the 21st time today I thought, hey that's good enough for blackjack, it's good enough for me. Let's just have it all in one place so it can stop coming up anytime I'm conversing in other threads. All Greg ID guesses can go here instead of other topics.

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5 minutes ago, GregPersons said:

I rephrased question 6... you're right it was a bit unclear there, @Johnnycage46 so here it is. 

 

6. Do I belong to political/activist group? If so, who, and are they paying me or am I paying them?

 

 

 

I will also give you the option to re-answer questions 1-7 as a mulligan and bonus for being the first to guess.  And I will give you the hint that you got one of the 7 correct, but only one, all others were incorrect. I won't tell you which one was correct, just that only one was correct.

I updated my responses.  Check 'em out.

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17 minutes ago, Johnnycage46 said:

Also, you could just lie about anyone's responses.  The right thing to do, would be to set a week time limit on the guessing game and THEN you do a video showing yourself and providing the answers to your own questions and post it in this thread.  Otherwise, you can just keep saying, "nope, that one's wrong" over and over.

 

Nah. If you guess every combination then you'll know I'm lying. I don't want to volunteer this information, but I will if someone gets it right. I just want to acknowledge this was being done to me and make sure that y'all know if you want to take these guesses, this is the thread to do it. 

 

Your updated answer is further off. 

 

2 minutes ago, SoCal Deek said:

Greg

Get over yourself. Nobody gives a rats behind! If you’re looking for identity politics you need to go to CNN.

 

My identity was insisted to me over 20 times by 20 different posters in a one week span. Did you see Koko's thread? You participated in it, didn't you? 

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24 minutes ago, Johnnycage46 said:

I updated my responses.  Check 'em out.

 

Unfortunately the second result was 0/7 

 

However, for you and only you, since you haven't taken guesses already elsewhere to the same amount as others... you get unlimited guesses. There's only so many conceivable possibilities. For you only, if you specifically get it right, you will be rewarded with the cash prize that Chef Jim and RH didn't take. 

7 minutes ago, Koko78 said:

Though it does please me that you're still butthurt over my thread.

 

If I was butthurt, not sure why I'd be bringing more attention to it? I think more people should see your thread. I think it's a really good demonstration of your character. 

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2 hours ago, Koko78 said:

e91654c0575852f76dd30caa5744637f--grumpy

 

Though it does please me that you're still butthurt over my thread.

He's an attention *****. He pulled the sameshit a year ago and said he'd go away for good if anyone could guess what his big secret was. I did and he even admitted I was right. He promptly changed his name and continued to post as someone else who liked to call people ball lickers and suggest that he would "do" any wives or girlfriends of posters here. His agenda isn't to fight racism, it's to cause havoc. That's his CRUSADE.

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5 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

He's an attention *****. He pulled the sameshit a year ago and said he'd go away for good if anyone could guess what his big secret was. I did and he even admitted I was right. He promptly changed his name and continued to post as someone else who liked to call people ball lickers and suggest that he would "do" any wives or girlfriends of posters here. His agenda isn't to fight racism, it's to cause havoc. That's his CRUSADE.

 

Whoa there. That's pretty Islamaphobic language. I suggest you change it to Non-Denominational Holy War.

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2 hours ago, Foxx said:

there is one simple answer to all 10 questions...

 

you're an idiot.

you can now leave and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...

Hoax 

12 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

He's an attention *****. He pulled the sameshit a year ago and said he'd go away for good if anyone could guess what his big secret was. I did and he even admitted I was right. He promptly changed his name and continued to post as someone else who liked to call people ball lickers and suggest that he would "do" any wives or girlfriends of posters here. His agenda isn't to fight racism, it's to cause havoc. That's his CRUSADE.


Hoax.  
 

also, the idea of meaningful havoc among internet randos is kind of funny.  

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53 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

He's an attention *****. He pulled the sameshit a year ago and said he'd go away for good if anyone could guess what his big secret was. I did and he even admitted I was right. He promptly changed his name and continued to post as someone else who liked to call people ball lickers and suggest that he would "do" any wives or girlfriends of posters here. His agenda isn't to fight racism, it's to cause havoc. That's his CRUSADE.

 

What ***** a year ago, what big secret? 

Where does the word "crusade" come from, genius?

 

34 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

You're a commie

 

What's bad about being a commie exactly? Philosophically. Just wondering if you know why you don't like it, or if you just like the way it tastes as pejorative.

 

That every communist state has failed means little. What communist state existed without US obstruction and interference? It's not possible to name one; it doesn't exist. And how exactly are the capitalist states doing these days, remind me?

 

Do you ever think about the things you think, and why you think them? 

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21 minutes ago, GregPersons said:

 

What ***** a year ago, what big secret? 

Where does the word "crusade" come from, genius?

 

 

What's bad about being a commie exactly? Philosophically. Just wondering if you know why you don't like it, or if you just like the way it tastes as pejorative.

 

That every communist state has failed means little. What communist state existed without US obstruction and interference? It's not possible to name one; it doesn't exist. And how exactly are the capitalist states doing these days, remind me?

 

Do you ever think about the things you think, and why you think them? 

Well done comrade. 

 

As to your identity, my answer is, nobody. 

 

As for quitting, I don't want you to quit. People like you and your fellow droogs will help re-elect Trump in a landslide. Your propaganda is stale and antiquated. That's the best part. You are self-destructive and completely blind to it.

 

 

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47 minutes ago, GregPersons said:

 

 

 

What's bad about being a commie exactly? Philosophically. Just wondering if you know why you don't like it, or if you just like the way it tastes as pejorative.

 

That every communist state has failed means little. What communist state existed without US obstruction and interference? It's not possible to name one; it doesn't exist. And how exactly are the capitalist states doing these days, remind me?

 

Do you ever think about the things you think, and why you think them? 

Shirley

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23 minutes ago, Reality Check said:

Well done comrade. 

 

As to your identity, my answer is, nobody. 

 

As for quitting, I don't want you to quit. People like you and your fellow droogs will help re-elect Trump in a landslide. Your propaganda is stale and antiquated. That's the best part. You are self-destructive and completely blind to it.

 

 

Lmao. 

 

The idea that you can limp back to "ur the one re-electing Trump." Reality check, Reality Check — you were always voting Trump. "No I'm writing in Ben Shapiro." Who gives a *****. The Trump voters are who they are. It's abuser logic. "Look what you made me do." 

 

If I were concerned about of you guys being in relationships with women, I'd be concerned about all of your red flags to domestic violence. Thankfully I am guessing the women in your lives identified those too.  :) 

 

You're so scared. The idea that your worldview isn't the objectively correct one just blows your little mind, huh? 

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8 minutes ago, GregPersons said:

 

Lmao. 

 

The idea that you can limp back to "ur the one re-electing Trump." Reality check, Reality Check — you were always voting Trump. "No I'm writing in Ben Shapiro." Who gives a *****. The Trump voters are who they are. It's abuser logic. "Look what you made me do." 

 

If I were concerned about of you guys being in relationships with women, I'd be concerned about all of your red flags to domestic violence. Thankfully I am guessing the women in your lives identified those too.  :) 

 

You're so scared. The idea that your worldview isn't the objectively correct one just blows your little mind, huh? 

Bravo. These are the mindless ramblings that are so effective at making my point. You are just a humorless agitator with a script. I encourage you to continue. I am sure that you will be wildly "successful".

 

 

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1 minute ago, Reality Check said:

Bravo. These are the mindless ramblings that are so effective at making my point. You are just a humorless agitator with a script. I encourage you to continue. I am sure that you will be wildly "successful".

 

 

You keep posting this Farley clip from the 90s like it means anything

 

Farley would hate you. He would not be confused about this in 2020. 

 

You are in 2020 and barely at a 90s understanding of the world around you

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Just now, GregPersons said:

 

You keep posting this Farley clip from the 90s like it means anything

 

Farley would hate you. He would not be confused about this in 2020. 

 

You are in 2020 and barely at a 90s understanding of the world around you

Exactly. You have no sense of humor. 

 

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2 hours ago, GregPersons said:

 

What ***** a year ago, what big secret? 

Where does the word "crusade" come from, genius?

 

 

What's bad about being a commie exactly? Philosophically. Just wondering if you know why you don't like it, or if you just like the way it tastes as pejorative.

 

That every communist state has failed means little. What communist state existed without US obstruction and interference? It's not possible to name one; it doesn't exist. And how exactly are the capitalist states doing these days, remind me?

 

Do you ever think about the things you think, and why you think them? 

Leaving out your farcical economics notions for the moment.....

 

Colin Kaepernick knelt for the anthem.  Some argue it cost him his job which it might have but plenty of others have done it and are still around.  Leaving aside the argument about company time, CK doesn't support the founding or at least some aspects of our society.  He kneels to let his thoughts be known.

 

If he were a Chinese, North Korean, Venezuelan, .......athlete and took the same knee, what would happen to him?  You know just as well as I do exactly what would happen.

 

Before even getting into economics, I've seen enough to disavow these commies.  

 

Did America force Paul Pot to do what he did?  Did America force Tiananmen square?

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28 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

Leaving out your farcical economics notions for the moment.....

 

Colin Kaepernick knelt for the anthem.  Some argue it cost him his job which it might have but plenty of others have done it and are still around.  Leaving aside the argument about company time, CK doesn't support the founding or at least some aspects of our society.  He kneels to let his thoughts be known.

 

If he were a Chinese, North Korean, Venezuelan, .......athlete and took the same knee, what would happen to him?  You know just as well as I do exactly what would happen.

 

Before even getting into economics, I've seen enough to disavow these commies.  Did America force Paul Pot to do what he did?  Did America force Tiananmen square?

 

Well I'm only talking about it as an economic model. I'm not defending any failed communist states. I'm saying the economic model hasn't been given any earnest shot in good faith. I don't count the USSR as being a good faith application of the model.

 

Your point re: Kaep is what, exactly? He should be executed? Or he should have freedom of expression? I agree he should have freedom of expression in America. It's odd how many Americans think he shouldn't have that because it's "company time"

 

It's odd how many Americans side with the "company" -- who could give a ***** about any one of us -- instead of one of their own countrymen speaking out against injustice. Odd.

 

Maybe you wouldn't. But if you got fired for speaking out about injustice at your job and I knew about it? I would also be on your side and not the company's.

 

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