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Just now, SlimShady'sGhost said:

Do they still burn witches at the stake in Salem? 

Mantras, healing stones, altars, psychic powers

 

I used to think he was probably just whipped by a supermodel- understandable

 

Now I think he might be terrified of her

 

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I see there is no indication from Bundchen in the article about this season and the next Superbowl.  If Brady thinks he knows and isn't telling, is that because the Patriots fall short?

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2 minutes ago, Thunderstruck said:

Mantras, healing stones, altars, psychic powers

 

I used to think he was probably just whipped by a supermodel- understandable

 

Now I think he might be terrified of her

 

 

There was a rash of stories a few years ago about her screaming at him to get on his hands and knees and scrub the floor and that sort of thing, even though they have a domestic staff.  It's funny because I just looked for it on google and couldnt find it.  Apparently his reality distortion powers extend beyond the football field.

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2 minutes ago, Say When... said:

anyone else find it ironic that this is coming from the CHEATsheet?

 

I just figured that was the name of the official team blog.

 

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10 minutes ago, Thunderstruck said:

Mantras, healing stones, altars, psychic powers

 

I used to think he was probably just whipped by a supermodel- understandable

 

Now I think he might be terrified of her

 

I think his former girlfriend Bridgette Moynihan is prettier! 

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Maybe he said this to get some brownie points with her.  I mean married guys will do anything to keeps from that dreaded dead bedroom gig.

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4 minutes ago, buffaloboyinATL said:

just a beard.

 

Just walk in those Dollar stores. Find many there.

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Has the NFL tested the 'stone' she makes him wear around his neck or the droplets she gives? I think I know what might be in them.......

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"He once said that she asks him use droplets of something she created (he didn’t specify what they contain, but it’s likely calming essential oils or something along those lines) before each game as well.

 

LOL.....must be those gypsy tears that Borat used as well!!

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There are three likely first ballot HofF QBs currently active. Two have gone down with injury but not Tom. Some kind of strange voodoo going on there IMO. 

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17 minutes ago, JPP said:

"He once said that she asks him use droplets of something she created (he didn’t specify what they contain, but it’s likely calming essential oils or something along those lines) before each game as well.

 

LOL.....must be those gypsy tears that Borat used as well!!

That reminds me of the anecdote regarding the Irishman who was asked to pour a bottle of whiskey over a friend’s grave after the friend passed.

 

”Paddy, does ye mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?”

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Did her shaman spells just force me to slightly throw up in my mouth while reading this "article" full of sycophant-lite drivel?:sick: All signs point to yes. :D But perhaps Ed Oliver forcing interior pressure the likes of which Tommy Terrific has never seen from a Bills D in a generation is the cure? 

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6 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said:

Did her shaman spells just force me to slightly throw up in my mouth while reading this "article" full of sycophant-lite drivel?:sick: All signs point to yes. :D But perhaps Ed Oliver forcing interior pressure the likes of which Tommy Terrific has never seen from a Bills D in a generation is the cure? 

 

Boy, if they did, HUDS, well...then shaman them.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Say When... said:

anyone else find it ironic that this is coming from the CHEATsheet?

 

Yes but it really needs a P*ts board to make it complete.

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24 minutes ago, dollars 2 donuts said:

 

Boy, if they did, HUDS, well...then shaman them.

 

 

I about fell out at the office reading this^^^, happy Bills Football Friday to you Donuts!!

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