More weird Brady stuff

[dollars 2 donuts 2,052]

Just now, NoHuddleKelly12 said:

I about fell out at the office reading this^^^, happy Bills Football Friday to you Donuts!!

 

 

I do these things simply for my HUDDLES!  If you get it, buddy, I could careless who else does.

[Thunderstruck 186]

1 hour ago, apuszczalowski said:

Has the NFL tested the 'stone' she makes him wear around his neck or the droplets she gives? I think I know what might be in them.......

 

Clearly it is a witch's brew of anabolic steroids, HGH, water from the fountain of youth, and Sex Panther.

 

60 percent of the time, it works every time

[Estelle Getty 204]

I didn’t read the article but just by the title it just goes to show what a moron he is. Could you ever imagine having a beer with your buddy and having them say such a dumb ass thing like their wife is a psychic. What a half a something or other he is.  

Edited September 20 by Estelle Getty

[Rocket94 1,073]

6 minutes ago, Thunderstruck said:

 

Clearly it is a witch's brew of anabolic steroids, HGH, water from the fountain of youth, and Sex Panther.

 

60 percent of the time, it works every time

There must be some Amazon river extract as well.

[Azucho98 511]

53 minutes ago, Giving' em the Business said:

How come she couldn't foresee Welker dropping that pass in the 2nd Giants v Pats super bowl? 

Or the miracle Tyree helmet catch.

[Augie 9,913]

2 hours ago, SlimShady'sGhost said:

Do they still burn witches at the stake in Salem? 

 

I had my first mojito in Salem. The second one tasted funny, like the glass hadn't been properly cleaned and rinsed. It’s was the LAST mojito I ever had. I drank half of it before switching to margaritas. If being burned at the stake had been an option the next day, I might have taken it. This was probably 15 years ago, but I remember it like yesterday. I honestly didn’t drink THAT much, but it was like a strange and painful science experiment. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013 3,190]

If there’s an answering machine on the Brady / Bündcheat phones, I call BS on her psychic abilities. 

[mrags 904]

1 hour ago, JPP said:

"He once said that she asks him use droplets of something she created (he didn’t specify what they contain, but it’s likely calming essential oils or something along those lines) before each game as well.

 

LOL.....must be those gypsy tears that Borat used as well!!

My mind went the other way and extremely gross. Thinking it’s her piss

[Rocket94 1,073]

I remember that Tyree catch! I was working in the mountains out west and I only had a radio! When I yelled out, my coworkers thought I was nuts! I just told them that they would never understand!

[H2o 3,111]

I heard him talk about this in an interview a while back. Something about if they would win the SB and she said yes, as long as you do this, this, and this. He said he listened and they won. 

[TBBills Fan 71]

the real TB12 method involves black magic!

 

[BuffaloBill 1,818]

5 hours ago, Thunderstruck said:

 

I just figured that was the name of the official team blog.

 

 

 

^^^^ Winner

[formerlyofCtown 1,382]

20 hours ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said:

Did her shaman spells just force me to slightly throw up in my mouth while reading this "article" full of sycophant-lite drivel? All signs point to yes.  But perhaps Ed Oliver forcing interior pressure the likes of which Tommy Terrific has never seen from a Bills D in a generation is the cure? 

We had good interior penetration when the Schwartz was with us.

19 hours ago, Estelle Getty said:

I didn’t read the article but just by the title it just goes to show what a moron he is. Could you ever imagine having a beer with your buddy and having them say such a dumb ass thing like their wife is a psychic. What a half a something or other he is.  

They misunderstood.  He said she was psychotic after she made him drink drops of her urine for not scrubbing the floor.

[formerlyofCtown 1,382]

On 9/20/2019 at 2:17 PM, TBBills Fan said:

the real TB12 method involves black magic!

 

Yes they had an asian virgin to sacrifice to the Kraft but AB got her alone.  Had no choice but to cut him.

Edited September 23 by formerlyofCtown

[Ridgewaycynic2013 3,190]

‘More weird Brady stuff’

 

Alice the housekeeper never vacuumed under the beds.

[thenorthremembers 847]

Happy wife happy life.  He is part of an entire gender that placates madness to keep a happy home life.  It tends to go like this, wife is young and beautiful=gypsy soul.  Old and Ugly= crazier than a whisky'd up loon

[leh-nerd skin-erd 1,034]

23 hours ago, Thunderstruck said:

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/tom-brady-says-gisele-bundchen-is-psychic.html/

 

This raises all sorts of questions regarding Antonio Brown, the Brady house, and Giselle's hair and skin care regimen.  All sorts. 

[I am the egg man 904]

The local Brady bash obsessives should meet in Niagara Falls and do a leap of faith.

 

That should put some bad karma on him and his wife.

Edited September 21 by I am the egg man

[nedboy7 575]

How many rings does he have?  Yeah. Hate on. 

[Playoffs? 248]

“Tom, I think this is the year Ed Oliver breaks your torso in half.”

 

- Giselle 

[formerlyofCtown 1,382]

On 9/21/2019 at 8:25 AM, I am the egg man said:

The local Brady bash obsessives should meet in Niagara Falls and do a leap of faith.

 

That should put some bad karma on him and his wife.

That magnitude of human sacrifice may make them more powerful.😎

 

[BeefCurtns 295]

If she was my wife Id rub her all over my body like Ben Gay before every game practice autograph signing session....