CountDorkula Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Alright, which one of you sick freaks is this? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-accused-of-ejaculating-in-his-boss-coffee-everyday-for-4-years/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I just knew that would be the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 This why I always make my own coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 that takes far too much work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, teef said: that takes far too much work. Not if he has a coffee fetish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, LeGOATski said: Not if he has a coffee fetish... true. what if he had a coffee and a mug fetish? maybe once a day wouldn't have been enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, teef said: true. what if he had a coffee and a mug fetish? maybe once a day wouldn't have been enough. All those coffees and mugs in the office... He must've been going crazy. Who's the real victim here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted August 15, 2019 Author Share Posted August 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, teef said: that takes far too much work. how much of a raging ***** must she have been for people in that office to say “oh I totally get it” “it was self defense” 3 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: All those coffees and mugs in the office... He must've been going crazy. Who's the real victim here? You've got to admire the dedication. There had to have been been days where he was just “man what am I doing with my life” and just kept going. Also so the ability to never get caught. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: All those coffees and mugs in the office... He must've been going crazy. Who's the real victim here? they really did create a sexually charged environment that they expected him to function in. he may want to strongly thing about getting an attorney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, teef said: they really did create a sexually charged environment that they expected him to function in. he may want to strongly thing about getting an attorney. A sexually charged and highly caffeinated environment The perfect storm, if you will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 33 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: This why I always make my own coffee That way you get your own extra cream instead of someone else's? 24 minutes ago, CountDorkula said: how much of a raging ***** must she have been for people in that office to say “oh I totally get it” “it was self defense” This is what I was thinking too when I read the last line... people are actually defending this guy! They all must ***** hate her with a burning passion to be like: "surrre dude sliped her a mickey of his own special cream every day, but let's all be honest... we all thought about it. sooooo self defense?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Man, that whole website is full of things that really just make you want to have a giant meteor crash into the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 This guy developed a rich fantasy life...now thats being passive aggressive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Rocket94 said: This guy developed a rich fantasy life...now thats being passive aggressive! What's richer, his fantasy life, or her coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, MR8 said: What's richer, his fantasy life, or her coffee? Her coffee provides more protein! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Rocket94 said: Her coffee provides more protein! Aaaahhhh I see what you're saying... he was helping her! Protein Shake in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, MR8 said: That way you get your own extra cream instead of someone else's? Everyone likes their own brand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, LeGOATski said: Everyone likes their own brand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: Man, that whole website is full of things that really just make you want to have a giant meteor crash into the planet. I get the strange feeling the verification process on those stories is slightly below the standard media threshold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I wonder what the stir-stick was.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, MR8 said: Aaaahhhh I see what you're saying... he was helping her! Protein Shake in the morning... Humans continue to amaze me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, The Plastic Cup said: I get the strange feeling the verification process on those stories is slightly below the standard media threshold. You're just saying that because this is about a coffee cup and you're just a red solo cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: You're just saying that because this is about a coffee cup and you're just a red solo cup. Thats a keg party cup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: You're just saying that because this is about a coffee cup and you're just a red solo cup. That one beer you had from the keg a couple weeks ago tasted a little funny, didn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, The Plastic Cup said: That one beer you had from the keg a couple weeks ago tasted a little funny, didn't it? I only drink Zima. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, The Plastic Cup said: That one beer you had from the keg a couple weeks ago tasted a little funny, didn't it? I bet you didn't use BPA free cups..... bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: Man, that whole website is full of things that really just make you want to have a giant meteor crash into the planet. Or a zombie apocalypse !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Plastic Cup said: That one beer you had from the keg a couple weeks ago tasted a little funny, didn't it? Yeah...no cheap beer excuse either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Calling him the most prolific sexual offender in history is a..bit..much Cops trying to boost their resumes.... Just because the counted each instance as an individual offense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Say When... Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Gugny said: I only drink Zima. i still have 1 or 2 left in my garage fridge from the comeback last summer, feeling nostalgic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Calling him the most prolific sexual offender in history is a..bit..much Cops trying to boost their resumes.... Just because the counted each instance as an individual offense yeah 8-9 hundred counts of sexual assault he would of gotten in less trouble if he'd taken a dump in her coffee all these years. Edited August 15, 2019 by Warcodered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Warcodered said: yeah 8-9 hundred counts of sexual assault he would of gotten in less trouble if he'd taken a dump in her coffee all these years. Yeah...definately anger based acts. I suppose it qualifies as rape. Pretty bizzaro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 hour ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: lol and he's got a cup of coffee in his hand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Tell Phil Morris to break out his Jackie Chiles character. We have a case for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: lol and he's got a cup of coffee in his hand I'll be damned if I didn't notice that after I posted it but I figured I'll just leave it there cuz I know ain't nobody going to touch his f****** cup of coffee 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 For some reason, this story reminded me of a foreman at the workplace years ago dialing up the chief machinery designer, and saying “We need an expert opinion.” When the ego inflated designer expressed his calm confidence, the foreman asked “Is ***** salty?” Apparently there was a lot of strange sounds coming through the phone before the designer slammed the phone down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Tell Phil Morris to break out his Jackie Chiles character. We have a case for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 This is why I will never piss off restaurant staff, especially if I go there regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 note the disclaimer under the name on the web site also, look at the other “news” stories on that page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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