Another Fan Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older? I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day. Maybe bad phone connections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older? I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day. Maybe bad phone connections? Weird. I've never heard of people's hearing or eyesight getting worse as they get older. You might just have syphilis. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older? I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day. Maybe bad phone connections? WebMD says you're dying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted August 2, 2019 Author Share Posted August 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: WebMD says you're dying. So I won’t get to see the Bills win a Super Bowl then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 That's just the chronic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 It stinks getting old. The hearing and eyesight start to get worse. Next thing you know, you’ll be picking your nose and peeing in the shower. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 53 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older? I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day. Maybe bad phone connections? Sometimes this is a good thing.. I'm a head nodder anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 58 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older? I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day. Maybe bad phone connections? Two Words OLD AGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 32 minutes ago, Gray Beard said: It stinks getting old. The hearing and eyesight start to get worse. Next thing you know, you’ll be picking your nose and peeing in the shower. The day I can't get aroused sexually.. Is the day that.tells me my time on this planet is limited. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Another Fan said: Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older? I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day. Maybe bad phone connections? The human body starts to "die" around age 25. Hearing loss at older ages is extremely common. Surely you know all this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 43 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said: The day I can't get aroused sexually.. Is the day that.tells me my time on this planet is limited. This is only a test. This has only been a test: Thought so... Good luck, been nice knowing you! Buck up old little camper! [As: @BringBackFergy @Gugny & @Cripple Creek all run around full of unlimited life! NOT that there is anything wrong with that, but I choose death.] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Another Fan said: So I won’t get to see the Bills win a Super Bowl then ? Only if you kick the bucket before February 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 When we lived in blue hair Sarasota we went to a nice blue hair restaurant one night. At the table next to us, a lady asked her husband “Frank, did you forget your hearing aids?” Frank responded “WHAT?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: This is only a test. This has only been a test: Thought so... Good luck, been nice knowing you! Buck up old little camper! [As: @BringBackFergy @Gugny & @Cripple Creek all run around full of unlimited life! NOT that there is anything wrong with that, but I choose death.] Good! You butter your bread on one side! Edited August 3, 2019 by Rocket94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 where the ***** am i and how the ***** did i get here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: where the ***** am i and how the ***** did i get here? You’re in the parking lot of the grocery store, and one of those cars brought you here. Before you go looking for your car ask yourself this.......did I remember to shop? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Augie said: You’re in the parking lot of the grocery store, and one of those cars brought you here. Before you go looking for your car ask yourself this.......did I remember to shop? what was i shopping? where's mabel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: what was i shopping? where's mabel? You were shopping for beer and Brussels sprouts, I’m guessing. Mabel is waiting in the hot car, and may not make it. But look at the bright side....if you go to prison, you’ll get better food than Brussels sprouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: You were shopping for beer and Brussels sprouts, I’m guessing. Mabel is waiting in the hot car, and may not make it. But look at the bright side....if you go to prison, you’ll get better food than Brussels sprouts. you know what I hate? the dutch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Cripple Creek said: you know what I hate? the dutch! But they make nice little ovens! Great for chili and soups. So it’s a wash, in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Another Fan said: So I won’t get to see the Bills win a Super Bowl then ? Maybe with an agonizing slow death might get you there? You get right at death's door and they find a miracle cure that gives you another 50-60 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Maybe with an agonizing slow death might get you there? You get right at death's door and they find a miracle cure that gives you another 50-60 years. Well, there’s one heck of a cheery “IF” for you! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 42 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: you know what I hate? the dutch! They make really good vodka, have hash bars and hookers in windows for your perusal ... I kinda like the Dutch myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 10 hours ago, Another Fan said: Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older? I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day. Maybe bad phone connections? You’re far too young for this, but I am approaching that time in life. Getting old is not for sissies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, Augie said: You’re far too young for this, but I am approaching that time in life. Getting old is not for sissies. Gets to the point where all we can do is accept it and try to laugh about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Just now, Rocket94 said: Gets to the point where all we can do is accept it and try to laugh about it! Great, thanks....you just made me crap my pants! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Augie said: Great, thanks....you just made me crap my pants! ? Sounded kind of morbid! ? Edited August 3, 2019 by Rocket94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Just now, Rocket94 said: ? I was just kidding. I almost never wear pants. My wife already ordered a new sofa unbeknownst to me, but that’s another topic. We had “talked”, but we had not “decided”. She’s a pure angel, but sometimes she acts fast. Wonder if being so quick to marry me is part of the pattern? Her problem now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Augie said: I was just kidding. I almost never wear pants. My wife already ordered a new sofa unbeknownst to me, but that’s another topic. We had “talked”, but we had not “decided”. She’s a pure angel, but sometimes she acts fast. Wonder if being so quick to marry me is part of the pattern? Her problem now! That's funny...women are supposed to have more common sense than men. My girl does the same thing. I come home one day and found a Keurig instead of my trusted old coffee pot. Who knows What she did with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 34 minutes ago, Augie said: Great, thanks....you just made me crap my pants! ? where are my pants anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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