GoBills808 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, teef said: it was the over all attitude for me too. i've dealt with enough crazy to know to stay away. can you imagine getting into an argument with that woman? i'd be a murderer. Christ you plebes just answer yes or no it's not a match.com profile Correct answer is 'yes' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Christ you plebes just answer yes or no it's not a match.com profile Correct answer is 'yes' Are we looking at the same person? That loon is double coyote-ugly! . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Senator said: Are we looking at the same person? That loon is double coyote-ugly! . Dude her mother makes more money than that other passenger's mother. She's wealthy AND she can dance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I would. Might double-wrap first, but I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Koko78 said: I would. Might double-wrap first, but I would. Double Coyote-Ugly: You meet a girl in a bar, you both get drunk, she takes you home. The next morning, she’s asleep on your arm. You realize how ugly she is so, rather than wake her, like a trapped coyote, you chew your arm off and sneak out. Later that day, same girl walks into same bar looking for a one-armed guy. What do you do? Chew off your other arm. That girl is Double Coyote-Ugly. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, GoBills808 said: Christ you plebes just answer yes or no it's not a match.com profile Correct answer is 'yes' Sir...I am a gentleman! If I’m going to do something to someone’s face and or butt, I need to have a standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, teef said: Sir...I am a gentleman! If I’m going to do something to someone’s face and or butt, I need to have a standard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I am pretty sure I already have. A few times. And I do not regret it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 i usually don't go for the girls getting thrown off planes but for her I'd make an exception. The twerking clinched it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 15 hours ago, GoBills808 said: Dude her mother makes more money than that other passenger's mother. She's wealthy AND she can dance. Ya know .... that was some pretty impressive twerking .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 16 hours ago, GoBills808 said: Dude her mother makes more money than that other passenger's mother. She's wealthy AND she can dance. Well then, let me see some pictures of her mother. Probably more in my wheelhouse anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 16 hours ago, teef said: Sir...I am a gentleman! If I’m going to do something to someone’s face and or butt, I need to have a standard. You live in people's mouths every day......fill us in on these standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I haven’t decided..is she from Orlando? Or Newark? Living in Orlando, you see these types all day, e’ryday. And, no. Way. In. Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Poor Spirit Airlines. It seems all the crazy passengers gravitate to Spirit. Though coming in for a close second is Frontier Airlines. I'll pay extra to avoid the drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 20 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: You live in people's mouths every day......fill us in on these standards. that's different because they pay me. does that make me a *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Wrap, tap, and bail. Leave a burner number if she's really insistent. Then pray you don't see her at the bar again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, teef said: that's different because they pay me. does that make me a *****? Definitely not. They pay you enough to build a new building with your own crapper, so that's a good sign you're on the up and up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 20 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I would pound the fur off of that thing. Love the craziness. Crazy girls are usually good in bed. Yeah, crazy is good so long as you don't have to live with them. She looks like she'd be able to suck a golf ball through a length of hose pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Uhm.... she's not hot enough to be that much of an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, That's No Moon said: Uhm.... she's not hot enough to be that much of an ass. One of my favorite lines I ever heard: "You're not nearly hot enough to have this ***** of a personality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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