Niagara Bill Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 (edited) When you are dead you don't know it and the pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid. Bada boom. Did you know that on the Canary Island there is not one canary, likewise on the Virgin Islands..... there also is not one canary. Edited October 19, 2020 by Niagara Bill Additional comments 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 This is my favorite thread ever. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 On 10/19/2020 at 9:44 AM, sherpa said: This is my favorite thread ever. Pretty much the only one I can safely go to the day after a loss! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Q: Why didn't the Sun go to college? A: It already had a thousand degrees! On 10/18/2020 at 9:45 PM, Lurker said: We need this one in The Stadium Wall for all those "Why don't we start [player name], how could it be worse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 https://sports.theonion.com/sam-darnold-pissed-he-forgot-to-bench-self-on-fantasy-t-1845438891 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhoTom Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 It's the pipe organ equivalent of "Smoke on the Water" - a riff everyone recognizes. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Niagara Bill Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I was having breakfast with my 8 year old grandson yesterday when he said tomorrow is a special day in Canada. I said is it? What would that be? He said Prime Ministers Day. You are very smart I said, What is Prime Minister Day.? I was expecting a comment about Trudeau or Harper. He said, that is the day the Prime Minister steps outside the Mansion, sees his shadow and we get 2 more years of bull####. You know it hurts when coffee comes out your nose! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Unholy water? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nextmanup Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 On 10/23/2020 at 3:42 PM, WhoTom said: It's the pipe organ equivalent of "Smoke on the Water" - a riff everyone recognizes. You didn't have to explain that one! Hysterical! I'd say it's more a take-off on the unspoken law that thou shalt not play "Stairway to Heaven" on a guitar at a guitar shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: You didn't have to explain that one! Hysterical! I'd say it's more a take-off on the unspoken law that thou shalt not play "Stairway to Heaven" on a guitar at a guitar shop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, Greg S said: That ghost, tho. Big package. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 47 minutes ago, Greg S said: It even has the same meter as the chant: J-E-T-S-Jets-Jets-Jets G-A-R-B-A-G-E 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 "Bi sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"....Rodney Danderfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 Most people find this moderately humorous, while a few laugh hysterically and a few don't like it at all. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Not quick but definitely a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Seems timely (excuse the pun): 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChevyVanMiller Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/29/2020 at 1:59 PM, Niagara Bill said: "Bi sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"....Rodney Danderfield That's a Woody Allen line, not Rodney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 A A timely contribution. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Niagara Bill Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 7 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: That's a Woody Allen line, not Rodney. Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright. Woody said "Sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said: Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright. Woody said "Sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand" Here’s one source crediting Woody: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7343-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, Niagara Bill said: Not according to my info...but let them argue copyright. The definitive answer on its author: https://jeopardyquestions.com/index.php/he-said-that-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday-night I like this one by Marilyn Monroe, concerning her nude calendar photos: "It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on." Edited November 1, 2020 by Lurker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Lurker said: The definitive answer on its author: https://jeopardyquestions.com/index.php/he-said-that-bisexuality-immediately-doubles-your-chances-for-a-date-on-saturday-night I like this one by Marilyn Monroe, concerning her nude calendar photos: "It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on." Or..."when I am good I am very very good, but when I am bad I am better" Mae West 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Niagara Bill said: Or..."when I am good I am very very good, but when I am bad I am better" Mae West Mae had so many great lines, here’s one for the upcoming yuletide season: "My left leg is Christmas and my right leg is New Year's. Why don't you visit me between the holidays?" Edited November 1, 2020 by ChevyVanMiller 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Warcodered Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 It's somewhat loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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