The Senator Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Another Fan said: Can kick your ass in a fist fight Can fist your ass in a kick fight . 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 is a lady to gentlemen and a gentleman to ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Plays air guitar for Karaoke singers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Can make himself, without pickle juice, in less than an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Knows an idiot before he sees one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 sdrawkcab hsilgne kaeps nac . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 As his last post demonstrates, The Senator is fluent in Klingon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 ^^^ Can braid his back hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 By now knows how to build garages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 should never go for a penis enlargement surgery. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Skilled rodeo fluffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Beach ? body judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Can do a handstand while drinking a fresh Zima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 ^^^ Can remember the names of his five ex-wives and their children when he sees them each summer at the family reunion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: ^^^ Can remember the names of his five ex-wives and their children when he sees them each summer at the family reunion. can remember the names of his five ex-wives, their children, and all their baby daddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 40 minutes ago, /dev/null said: can remember the names of his five ex-wives, their children, and all their baby daddies Has forgotten all five of his ex-wives and the children he has spawned setting up a life of complete freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 has dated 4 of those 5 ex-wives at one time or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Can actually be trusted to guard the henhouse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moulds_80 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Drives at a safe rate of speed in snow or rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Making Mead's favorite soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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