LeGOATski Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 13 hours ago, bbb said: I go to bed - no cat.................I wake up and there's a cat sleeping on my hip, my chest, etc. - depending on what position I'm in. Looks something like this: It's hoping you'll die in your sleep and it's ready to steal your soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 5 hours ago, LeGOATski said: It's hoping you'll die in your sleep and it's ready to steal your soul. it will put its paw over your nose the prior cat would start out at sunrise by pawing my face and increasing the claw about a millimetre each time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) On 1/15/2019 at 1:01 PM, teef said: we have a 90 lb lab. no way. it's not even so much the size, but rather the hair. he doesn't even come upstairs anymore because we don't want to deal with the hair all throughout the house. we also have a cat, but he's such a d-bag at night. he plays with your feet, licks your head, meows, etc. So, as far as this thread is concerned you have nothing of value to offer? Edited January 17, 2019 by Cripple Creek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: So, as far as this thread is concerned you have nothing of value to offer? i never really offer anything of value to any thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 36 minutes ago, teef said: i never really offer anything of value to any thread. lest levity be understated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 41 minutes ago, teef said: i never really offer anything of value to any thread. Maybe we should start a Club for the self-aware posters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Only if they're fully nude. (P.S. I don't have children) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Augie said: Maybe we should start a Club for the self-aware posters? Good call. We have the @Gugny Club for self-abusive posters, the @Royale with Cheese of the Month Club, the @ExiledInIllinois Club for introverted posters, the @Johnny Hammersticks Club for sexually inexperienced posters and the @Augie Club for the Socially Inept. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Good call. We have the @Gugny Club for self-abusive posters, the @Royale with Cheese of the Month Club, the @ExiledInIllinois Club for introverted posters, the @Johnny Hammersticks Club for sexually inexperienced posters and the @Augie Club for the Socially Inept. Hey... I am an extrovert too! Just gotta get me going. Maybe a little flip cup as ice breaker, etc... Welcome me in... I won't shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 This reminds me of former Buffalo Bill Art Still, who infamously had a wife and like 8 children, and they all slept together in the same room, on the floor. Remember that? I remember someone discussing this on TV back in the day and another Bill at the time (no clue who it was, can't remember) said something like "Yeah, Art's a special guy." Like "Dude is out there." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 My daughter (26) only sleeps with us when we travel and can only find a hotel with a king size bed. Normally we bring a blow up air bed for her since she often hates hotel beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Limeaid said: My daughter (26) only sleeps with us when we travel and can only find a hotel with a king size bed. Normally we bring a blow up air bed for her since she often hates hotel beds. 1) Pic?? 2) Does she know how to make an envelope out of a napkin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 21 hours ago, LeGOATski said: It's hoping you'll die in your sleep and it's ready to steal your soul. That escalated quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/15/2019 at 1:02 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: LOL Let his sleep next to the bed you can listen to him lick his balls all night long You dont do do the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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