YoloinOhio Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 I wish I could make a personal lubricant out of that play. All the Ravens had to do to make the playoffs was beat Andy Dalton and Marvin Lewis, and they couldn’t do it. Out-!@#$ing-standing. Imagine making the Bengals AND the Bills look good all in the course of a single afternoon. It’s almost like this team never left Cleveland at all. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Heitz Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-los-angeles-chargers-1828411776 The Chargers one is TOO good: Quote Asking Dean Spanos to cultivate a fanbase is like asking a baby to build you a f'ing space shuttle. He’s the braindead f'son of a cheap old fart, and he just burned every bridge in America’s prettiest city just so he could move to L.A. and re-enact all four minutes of Poison’s “Fallen Angel” video. ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 7/31/2018 at 9:20 AM, Heitz said: "Elon Musk sucks but if he put this team on a rocket and fired them into the f'ing sun I’d model a religion after him." ? That's a damn good post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 21, 2018 Author Share Posted August 21, 2018 There are only three healthy Chargers at any given moment, and they’re all the worst ones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 7/30/2018 at 8:08 PM, Buffalo716 said: That # is going to get plenty of calls lmao i just pranked it ? ... ?♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, ndirish1978 said: ... ?♂️ Its called sarcasm i know its a song lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steptide Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 When does the bills one come out? I love these, they're hilarious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 wait I thought the Chargers were so good they forced our hand in playing a quarterback that.. just.. might.. be.. the franchise. I mean we were gonna lose anyway amiright? Why not throw in Jeff Tuel and see what happens? Ya never know. Like.. Thad Lewis might have won that game. We didn't need to see if we had a franchise quarterback. We needed a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said: wait I thought the Chargers were so good they forced our hand in playing a quarterback that.. just.. might.. be.. the franchise. I mean we were gonna lose anyway amiright? Why not throw in Jeff Tuel and see what happens? Ya never know. Like.. Thad Lewis might have won that game. We didn't need to see if we had a franchise quarterback. We needed a win. ...sorry but will NEVER back down from my opinion (I know, so what) that the Peterman SD start was due to Dennison's "fine whine" about working with TT....McD caved and took the hit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...sorry but will NEVER back down from my opinion (I know, so what) that the Peterman SD start was due to Dennison's "fine whine" about working with TT....McD caved and took the hit..... That's a fine opinion. I hate the other reasoning I just stated. With a burning passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said: That's a fine opinion. I hate the other reasoning I just stated. With a burning passion. ...Rick is GONE and Nate is STILL here.......hmmmm...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...Rick is GONE and Nate is STILL here.......hmmmm...... Dude leave it... haha I agree 100%, I think the other point is lunacy and that narrative went on all season and drove me insane.. Until I got some semblance of a life and stopped caring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 48 minutes ago, Steptide said: When does the bills one come out? I love these, they're hilarious It's going in the original draft order it seems like, so this year for once, we'll be towards the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 21, 2018 Author Share Posted August 21, 2018 49 minutes ago, Steptide said: When does the bills one come out? I love these, they're hilarious Should be soon. Chargers were 17 and Bills at 20. Actually I think the Cowboys one just posted too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said: Dude leave it... haha I agree 100%, I think the other point is lunacy and that narrative went on all season and drove me insane.. Until I got some semblance of a life and stopped caring. ...gonna leave it and let the chips fall where they may....BUT.....NOT without saying I like the Peterman kid's bawls and lunch pail moxy......SOB picks himself up off the SD turf and comes back with dedication to get better.....a/k/a no quit.......and despite the TBD pundits and their yips about "bust... cut the slob.....he sucks......r u kidding....", here he is in McD's QB competition mix........hate THAT moxy?...shame shame...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 33 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...gonna leave it and let the chips fall where they may....BUT.....NOT without saying I like the Peterman kid's bawls and lunch pail moxy......SOB picks himself up off the SD turf and comes back with dedication to get better.....a/k/a no quit.......and despite the TBD pundits and their yips about "bust... cut the slob.....he sucks......r u kidding....", here he is in McD's QB competition mix........hate THAT moxy?...shame shame...... He took some licks that's for sure. And I've always given him credit 4 rebounding as well as he did. Especially as someone who believes good quarterbacks can't be broken. Good quarterbacks have moxie, confidence, amnesia I still retain my right to be angry when a quarterback throws too many pics to possibly win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said: He took some licks that's for sure. And I've always given him credit 4 rebounding as well as he did. Especially as someone who believes good quarterbacks can't be broken. Good quarterbacks have moxie, confidence, amnesia I still retain my right to be angry when a quarterback throws too many pics to possibly win ..pretty tough though on a 5th rounder thrown to the wolves in his first start......unprepared............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Boy I hijacked this thread. Was just trying to say the Chargers sucks last year that's all 1 minute ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ..pretty tough though on a 5th rounder thrown to the wolves in his first start......unprepared............. So I can be angry at tricky Rick! Trust me I want to believe the circumstances of that decision anything else would drive me off the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, PetermanThrew5Picks said: Boy I hijacked this thread. Was just trying to say the Chargers sucks last year that's all So I can be angry at tricky Rick! Trust me I want to believe the circumstances of that decision anything else would drive me off the wall ....yup...shades of Steve Fairchild......UGH.........or as I called hm, "Foulchild"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 34 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ....yup...shades of Steve Fairchild......UGH.........or as I called hm, "Foulchild"...... Oof. I hope deadspin is getting some good material and TBD is repping the fan comments 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roundybout Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Bills are on deck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, BillsEnthusiast said: Bills are on deck! The 2015 Bills is the funniest! It will be tough to top. But Deadspin has pretty of ammo. https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-buffalo-bills-1724824323 PS make sure you read the comments 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Pete said: The 2015 Bills is the funniest! It will be tough to top. But Deadspin has pretty of ammo. https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-buffalo-bills-1724824323 PS make sure you read the comments Considering we finally broke our playoff drought, based on a fluke play from Andy Dalton, sucked in that game, drafted a kid who has a history of racist tweets, and got even more attention for breaking tables, I plan on this being a good year for our WYTS. Not to mention the Zay Jones incident and Incognito. Edited August 22, 2018 by The Real Buffalo Joe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) Fresh out the frying pan... Edited August 22, 2018 by Heitz 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 I have literal tears Blake Bortles beat us with 87 yards passing. I waited 18 years for that. What a ride. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Ah yes, the ever interesting "racist Buffalo" horseshit. I realize this is supposed to be humorous. Just didn't see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 22, 2018 Author Share Posted August 22, 2018 Don’t sleep on Terry Pegula. He can barely put a sentence together, and he made his fortune in hydrofracking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Since 2013, Jim Kelly has beaten cancer more times than the Bills have beaten the Patriots. Brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM57 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, Heitz said: Fresh out the frying pan... I lost it at the Richie Incognito tiki torch line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 I think he relies too heavily upon the racism angle, but it was still funny. And there are a lot of racists in Buffalo (and everywhere else). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 16 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Blake Bortles beat us with 87 yards passing. I waited 18 years for that. What a ride. The comments never disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, joesixpack said: Ah yes, the ever interesting "racist Buffalo" horseshit. I realize this is supposed to be humorous. Just didn't see it. To be fair, that's sort of par for the course for all of these... But there were some funny lines: Quote At this point, the whole #BillsMafia thing is like watching a decrepit rock band from the 70s still try to tour. It’s played out and everyone involved is sad and drunk and near death. Buffalo itself is just warehouses full of Labatt blue and people pi**ing on snow banks. There’s a subway that runs under a single street and that represents the apex of that city’s modernity. Buffalo is like if Detroit collapsed but no one cared. It’s what Pittsburgh would’ve been if Pittsburgh never admitted that steel was over. Quote Everyone there is legally obligated to be married by age 20. It’s a Canadian city, minus all the things that make Canada nice. All the hell of Canadian winter and all the economic despair of the Rust Belt! YAY! Honestly, Buffalo should be kicked out of New York State and made an honorary part of Ohio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Quote Nathan: The average Buffalo Bills related message board is barely distinguishable from the Daily Stormer. At first I’d felt a bit of relief that maybe Bills’ fans on these boards were actually pro Asian, but no, it was just that they’d thought that Kim Pegula is hot. Someone's been hanging out in PPP. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Andy Dalton is responsible for the happiest memory of the Bills. Andy Dalton doesn’t play for the Bills. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87168 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, joesixpack said: Ah yes, the ever interesting "racist Buffalo" horseshit. I realize this is supposed to be humorous. Just didn't see it. likely a side effect of not having to live in it. instead you take a offense. typical cycle. comedy is all about perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 minute ago, 87168 said: comedy is all about perspective. Comedy is like porn. You know it when you see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, ndirish1978 said: Since 2013, Jim Kelly has beaten cancer more times than the Bills have beaten the Patriots. Brutal Hi-ho !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, joesixpack said: Comedy is like porn. You know it when you see it. ok Strom lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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