Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 (edited) The official MNF thread for football geniuses and tough guys. Tonight's game features a matchup of two cities with a rivalry dating back to the founding of this nation. Perhaps the most controversial team in the NFL with a truly shameful past faces off against the city synonymous with our founding fathers and the birth of the USA. I'm not totally sure which team is which at the moment but we might learn a little more today as the self-proclaimed "most passionate fans in football" (read: irrationally violent) takes on the Washington "we swear its not racist" Redskins Washingtons. Key Matchups: Jordan Reed vs Frailty Dan Snyder vs Jim Schwartz - Who will be the most smug summabich in the NFL? Betting Line: Who will be tonight's Gruden Ground Grinders?? - Josh Doctson, Nelson Agholor, a 3-legged dog that runs onto the field Over/Under on "Here's a guy"s - 27 Edited October 24, 2017 by Jauronimo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I got the Redskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 @RealAdamScheffler 3m BREAKING NEWS: I am hearing from sources deep within organizations that Redskins head coach Jay Gruden may have a prior relationship with MNF commentator John Gruden which may explain the unadulterated ball washing of Cousins and the Skins we're being subjected to yet again. Will provided updates as I receive them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John in Jax Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 4 plays, FOUR penalties on the Eagles! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Fun Bills related Fact from Tonight's game: former Bills TE Jason Peters has made 9 Pro-Bowls which is only 7 more Pro Bowls than every Bills OL combined over the same span. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 The officials need to throw more flags. Really helps with the flow of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Carson Wince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyDays Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Awful throw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 The officials need to throw more flags. Really helps with the flow of the game Ed Hochuli puts asses in the seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Chiefs on national tv AGAIN next Monday night zzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Carson Wince. I'm going to wait until the All 22 comes out before passing judgment, but my hunch is that Wentz yelled "500!" before lobbing that one up for grabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Nigel Bradham, a head case. But, I like the ferocity he plays with. Would be nice to have him still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I'm going to wait until the All 22 comes out before passing judgment, but my hunch is that Wentz yelled "500!" before lobbing that one up for grabs. It's always best to reserve judgment on things such as this. Even afterward since we won't know the play call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Little known facts: Philadelphia Eagles QB Carson Wentz is actually not related to beloved actor George Wendt of Cheers fame who is, surprisingly, very much still alive. Who would have guessed? The Washington Redskins, despite an up and down 3-2 start to the season, actually lead the NFL in active lawsuits against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I'm going to wait until the All 22 comes out before passing judgment, but my hunch is that Wentz yelled "500!" before lobbing that one up for grabs. From the high angle of the first look, and the back view on the second, and no sound, it will be hard to read his lips. Although I suspect you may be right. Little known facts: Philadelphia Eagles QB Carson Wentz is actually not related to beloved actor George Wendt of Cheers fame who is, surprisingly, very much still alive. Who would have guessed? The Washington Redskins, despite an up and down 3-2 start to the season, actually lead the NFL in active lawsuits against. The Washington Redskins should have changed their name to the Kickbacks a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmenow Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Gruden’s son is one strong guy, any takers here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 First Quarter Reactions: Junior Galette is looking like he may be back to form. I expect to hear his name included in the race for the Greg Hardy Comeback Player of the Year Award. Look out, ladies! Deuce Gruden, although not tall enough for most of the rides at Six Flags, is definitely not on steroids. There's no such thing as too many penalties when you have Ed Hochuli's overly elaborate explanations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Officials just kill the game. I love that Gruden is ripping them on national television Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 whole plays without a flag. Games that Hochulis calls are unbearable. I'll stick with Bills games and college ball. NFL has become unwatchable for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 whole plays without a flag. Games that Hochulis calls are unbearable. I'll stick with Bills games and college ball. NFL has become unwatchable for me. Ya it's getting as bad as basketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Nigel Bradham, a head case. But, I like the ferocity he plays with. Would be nice to have him still. A curious word order, you employ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Did Al Michaels take the night off to work on his Weinstein rape jokes? Nigel Bradham, a head case. But, I like the ferocity he plays with. Would be nice to have him still. Beach chairs are to Aaron Kromer as Umbrellas are to Nigel Bradham. Ain't nothing to f@#$ wit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmenow Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Officials just kill the game. I love that Gruden is ripping them on national television Heard that and agree. Need more from John on ripping that ref Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 "Not a lot to dislike about Nigel Bradham" unless you're a bellhop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyDays Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Wentz holds the ball too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Wentz holds the ball too long What Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeginnersMind Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Wentz held on to the ball too long on that 65 yard throw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Wentz held on to the ball too long on that 65 yard throw. Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Wentz held on to the ball too long on that 65 yard throw. Hes going to have to get the ball out a lot faster if he's going to have success in the intermediate and short passing game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeginnersMind Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Oh Also on the 46 yard strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Also on the 46 yard strike. He got the ball out faster on the 46 yarder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 (edited) Hocculi is making this game unwatchable. I guess he thinks he is the star of the show Edited October 24, 2017 by billsfan11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Certain ref crews you can guarantee they will be front and center Hoculi and Steratore are 1 and 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Anymore updates on Wentz and his delivery times? The Astros need a starter for game 3, how is he move to first base? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Did Al Michaels take the night off to work on his Weinstein rape jokes? Beach chairs are to Aaron Kromer as Umbrellas are to Nigel Bradham. Ain't nothing to f@#$ wit! Thought that was Wu Tang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Certain ref crews you can guarantee they will be front and center Hoculi and Steratore are 1 and 2 They just kill the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Halftime Thoughts Wentz was mostly garbage until the last 2 mins. Washington was mostly good until the last 2 mins of the half. I have barely noticed Gruden's buffoonery. Turns out these beers are 7.6% ABV. I guarantee I'd try to plant one on Suzy Kolber right now #BroadwayJoe style. I have noticed Hochuli's buffoonery early and often. Dude needs to get over himself. Why the f@$# is a ref a celebrity in the first place?? Van Pelt has a voice for TV but a face for a highway rest stop toilet. He looks like he's been taking skin care tips from Mike Shanahan. Schwartzy's D is fun to watch but I hope the Eagles lose badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 A curious word order, you employ. Sometimes you gotta separate yourself from the pack. Even if it's in a very simplistic way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 That looks bad for Jason Peters and the Eagles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boco357 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Eagles may be a trading partner again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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