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I live in NYC born and raised. The Jets definitely don't play in the 5 boroughs.

 

Never could comprehend that. Yet they're called, a NY team... Only 1 REAL NY team as far as I'm concerned.

The only argument I have against the Giants/JEsts fans when they talk feces.

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Spags we tried to show you guys how to tank on the last game of the season when we sat our starting qb who sliced you up in previous games.

 

You green dopes took the bait and got your meaningless win, which did nothing but slide us up in the draft and move you down. Because of that we got the 10th spot where KC panicked and offered us next year's first rounder so they could grab Mahomes. If we didn't tank that game we don't get that trade, which will be some massive leverage next March.

 

It's called planning ya big italian salami. fuggedaboddit. Two years ago at the last game of the year we beat ya and you missed the playoffs, then last year we lose on purpose and beat you again in the draft. All that Jersey sludge is making you fellas estupido.

 

I like that you sea slugs drafted two awesome safeties, especially Jamal Adams. Can't wait for him to whiff on Shady and Tyrod in his first NFL game. It's not like tackling college punks out there.

 

Dem Miami chicks do love dem Jets boys though, so you win there. Gotta speak Cuban tho, an that aint even a language, it's a sangwich

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careful spags......beane may orchestrate TT still being in concussion protocol for week #1.

 

player safety (cough, tanking)

 

bills lose and take the early lead for the first overall pick

 

 

Whatever because that California kid ain't going to Buffalo. He will just hold out for a trade like Eli because the big city money and glory is what can make his career. What is he going to do in Buffalo? It is cute and all but what kind of money can he get? What is he going to do a commercial for the local sub shop or VFW or mini golf? The Jets is a worldwide brand on toppa making money in the big city. Sorry guys but we got him. Maybe you can get the QB from Iowa for Nebraska or some other podunk place if they is any good. Like I said I don't mind you guys, you just gotta be realistic.

 

And you all the tough guys in here remember that if I drop you off the fire escape on the highest building in Buffalo you might survive the 4 story drop but it's still gonna hurt. So don't get all mouthy. I'm just talkin football.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

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Whatever because that California kid ain't going to Buffalo. He will just hold out for a trade like Eli because the big city money and glory is what can make his career. What is he going to do in Buffalo? It is cute and all but what kind of money can he get? What is he going to do a commercial for the local sub shop or VFW or mini golf? The Jets is a worldwide brand on toppa making money in the big city. Sorry guys but we got him. Maybe you can get the QB from Iowa for Nebraska or some other podunk place if they is any good. Like I said I don't mind you guys, you just gotta be realistic.

 

And you all the tough guys in here remember that if I drop you off the fire escape on the highest building in Buffalo you might survive the 4 story drop but it's still gonna hurt. So don't get all mouthy. I'm just talkin football.

 

P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

 

Just an FYI: Darnold is his name and what is he going to do in New Jersey? Go to AC, do some blow and drag race with Sheldon Richardson?

 

Actually, that sounds like a lot of fun... Nvm.

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Sadly, Spags, if we combined the best of the Bills and the best of the Jets, we'd still lose to the Pats*.

That's actually an interesting thought (include the Dolphins too). What would the best AFC East team be vs. the Pats?

 

QB - Tyrod

RB - Shady

WR- Parker, Landry, Matthews

OL - Glenn, Incognito, Pouncey, Tunsil, James

TE - Julius Thomas

 

DE - Wake, Wilkerson

DT - Suh, Williams

LB - Timmons, Brown, Kiko

CB - White, Claiborne

S- Adams, Jones

HC - Gase

Something like that? Would that team beat the Pats?

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That's actually an interesting thought (include the Dolphins too). What would the best AFC East team be vs. the Pats?

 

QB - Tyrod

RB - Shady

WR- Parker, Landry, Matthews

OL - Glenn, Incognito, Pouncey, Tunsil, James

TE - Julius Thomas

 

DE - Wake, Wilkerson

DT - Suh, Williams

LB - Timmons, Brown, Kiko

CB - White, Claiborne

S- Adams, Jones

HC - Gase

Something like that? Would that team beat the Pats?

no but the DL is nasty.
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