John from Riverside Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 i gotta couple questions if yu have a couple minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 hahahahahahahhahhahahahah, i need to check back in on this often thanks for the advice but i don't need any advice. btw, i am pretty sure Chef Jim is an attorney now. hope everything is alright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 It's always someone else's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 It's always someone else's fault. And for the right price, your expert witness will prove it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 888-888-8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 8 You missed one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Hurt in a car? Call William Mattar. Damn I was there for 6 days three weeks ago and I still can't get that **** out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 (edited) hahahahahahahhahhahahahah, i need to check back in on this often thanks for the advice but i don't need any advice. btw, i am pretty sure Chef Jim is an attorney now. hope everything is alright! As much as we disagree (more a mirage on posting style IMO)... Your post is hilarious. And John, like Boyst said, hope everything is okay. NOW, nothing like tying yourself to the whipping post by floating this out there. Such a brave man! I admire that! ;-) Good luck... Oh BTW, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before. I make a good "jailhouse lawyer" in traffic court... My rates are cheap! LMAO Hurt in a car? Call William Mattar. Damn I was there for 6 days three weeks ago and I still can't get that **** out of my head. My daughter was much younger (14 now) and my sister was hurt in a wreck in WNY. I foget how many years ago. Anyway, that's the first thing my daughter said! I think Mattar has all fives in his number. My daughter said: "He must have paid a fortune for that phone number!" LoL... Now where did such a young girl learn that? ;-) Edited February 8, 2017 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boyst Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 888-888-8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 you forgot d'youville's sports medicine and yancey's fancies do your one thing. As much as we disagree (more a mirage on posting style IMO)... Your post is hilarious. And John, like Boyst said, hope everything is okay. NOW, nothing like tying yourself to the whipping post by floating this out there. Such a brave man! I admire that! ;-) Good luck... Oh BTW, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before. I make a good "jailhouse lawyer" in traffic court... My rates are cheap! LMAO My daughter was much younger (14 now) and my sister was hurt in a wreck in WNY. I foget how many years ago. Anyway, that's the first thing my daughter said! I think Mattar has all fives in his number. My daughter said: "He must have paid a fortune for that phone number!" LoL... Now where did such a young girl learn that? ;-) i wonder how much celino and barnes paid for that 888-888-8888 ive heard it is aired from san diego to seattle ad ahve heard it in greensboro, charlotte, and baltimore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 you forgot d'youville's sports medicine and yancey's fancies do your one thing. i wonder how much celino and barnes paid for that 888-888-8888 ive heard it is aired from san diego to seattle ad ahve heard it in greensboro, charlotte, and baltimore. Wow! We have "Glen Lerner" here... All 6s I think... "Hurt in a wreck, need a check? 666-666-6666 Get Glen!" LoL... Getting some free air time here on TSW! ;-) Correction: (***)666-6666 He's in Vegas too... Just looked it up. :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted February 8, 2017 Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 tx for the humor guys....i need it right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 tx for the humor guys....i need it right now Hope you are okay! You are not in jail are you? Do you need me to wire money to your friend's Nigerian bank account? ;-) Again... Hang in there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Again... Hang in there! If he's in traction, he doesn't have a choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 i gotta couple questions if yu have a couple minutes John, if you have any questions regarding an injury due to an accident call a personal injury attorney's office and talk to the office about your situation. If there is merit to your case they will let you know. You don't have to limit yourself to one lawyer. Call a few of them and if they all say the same thing then you know what you are dealing with. A while back I had an injury on the job. It resulted in a fractured femur. After talking to one of the top personal attorney's practices it was quickly concluded that this case was a simple worker's compensation case. You need to be aware that if you are pursuing a liability case it could affect or put on hold your worker's compensation claim. I ended up creating a problem with the medical payments because of the competing processes. So be aware of that issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 As much as we disagree (more a mirage on posting style IMO)... Your post is hilarious. And John, like Boyst said, hope everything is okay. NOW, nothing like tying yourself to the whipping post by floating this out there. Such a brave man! I admire that! ;-) Good luck... Oh BTW, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before. I make a good "jailhouse lawyer" in traffic court... My rates are cheap! LMAO My daughter was much younger (14 now) and my sister was hurt in a wreck in WNY. I foget how many years ago. Anyway, that's the first thing my daughter said! I think Mattar has all fives in his number. My daughter said: "He must have paid a fortune for that phone number!" LoL... Now where did such a young girl learn that? ;-) Mattar: 444-444-4444 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Mattar: 444-444-4444 Cool! I found that it is unassigned: http://www.computerhope.com/areacode.htm#444 "444-446 444, 445, and 446 are unassigned area codes" "Unassigned area codes Any area code listed as an unassigned area code is an invalid area code when it was last checked. If you get a call from an unassigned area code, it is likely a telemarketer is spoofing the phone number to prevent the call from being blocked or ignored." I wonder how this works? Or, if you call from 716, it doesn't matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Bringbackfergy will take your case. He gets 85% you get 15%. Loses, you pay him flat $50,000. He always wins. You may not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 What happened John? Bringbackfergy will take your case. He gets 85% you get 15%. Loses, you pay him flat $50,000. He always wins. You may not.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Cool! I found that it is unassigned: http://www.computerhope.com/areacode.htm#444 "444-446 444, 445, and 446 are unassigned area codes" "Unassigned area codes Any area code listed as an unassigned area code is an invalid area code when it was last checked. If you get a call from an unassigned area code, it is likely a telemarketer is spoofing the phone number to prevent the call from being blocked or ignored." I wonder how this works? Or, if you call from 716, it doesn't matter? Maybe it's just 444-4444 Not sure the area code. I just heard it a million times cruising around WNY in the car. Bringbackfergy will take your case. He gets 85% you get 15%. Loses, you pay him flat $50,000. He always wins. You may not. This is bull ****!!! I got hurt in a massive draw play!! He was sitting right next to me when it happened. Dude didn't get me squat!! Well he got me a beer but that was IT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Maybe it's just 444-4444 Not sure the area code. I just heard it a million times cruising around WNY in the car. This is bull ****!!! I got hurt in a massive draw play!! He was sitting right next to me when it happened. Dude didn't get me squat!! Well he got me a beer but that was IT!!! I was busy taking in the scenery....and you didn't want my advice!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 I was busy taking in the scenery....and you didn't want my advice!! Oh that's right. It's all coming back to me now. We were drinking for 8 hours after all. And the was BEFORE the game even started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Oh that's right. It's all coming back to me now. We were drinking for 8 hours after all. And the was BEFORE the game even started. Yeah, my strategy of drinking one beer, one water, one beer, one water, etc. didn't last long. I got to 12pm and gave up on that nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Yeah, my strategy of drinking one beer, one water, one beer, one water, etc. didn't last long. I got to 12pm and gave up on that nonsense. An 8:30pm start time for anything is bad news for this old man. But I made it dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Yeah, my strategy of drinking one beer, one water, one beer, one water, etc. didn't last long. I got to 12pm and gave up on that nonsense. How many trips to the urinal did you make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Yeah, my strategy of drinking one beer, one water, one beer, one water, etc. didn't last long. I got to 12pm and gave up on that nonsense. I can't begin to describe to you how out of it you were at your truck that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 It was a very long day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I can't begin to describe to you how out of it you were at your truck that night. It was part beer-withdrawal, part crappy game, and yawning....I listened to the post game show in the truck until the lot cleared out. I take losses rough. It was a very long day.Yes!!How many trips to the urinal did you make? There was a path across Hammers lot...looked like a deer trail. An 8:30pm start time for anything is bad news for this old man. But I made it dammit. You did better than me...with a couple extra scotches in the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 It was part beer-withdrawal, part crappy game, and yawning....I listened to the post game show in the truck until the lot cleared out. I take losses rough. Yes!! There was a path across Hammers lot...looked like a deer trail. You did better than me...with a couple extra scotches in the bar. They lost?? And I did better than you because I'm a professional. Wait.....what was this thread about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Wait.....what was this thread about? Something about JFH being in traction...anyway. Back to discussing beer and scotch in the stadium club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Wow! We have "Glen Lerner" here... All 6s I think... "Hurt in a wreck, need a check? 666-666-6666 Get Glen!" LoL... Getting some free air time here on TSW! ;-) Correction: (***)666-6666 He's in Vegas too... Just looked it up. :-/ Talk about making a deal with the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 (edited) Am I the only one wondering why JohnC brings a lemur to work? Edited February 9, 2017 by Gugny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Am I the only one wondering why JohnC brings a lemur to work? You don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 You don't? Only if I go in on a weekend!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnC Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 Am I the only one wondering why JohnC brings a lemur to work? You are a rascal and provocateur! If Beerball didn't fade away I would have him discipline you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 There was a path across Hammers lot...looked like a deer trail. You used the port-a-potties and Hammers? I just used your truck fender. Oh and I thanked you recently for the ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 It would appear I have missed some very good $chitt. And some other stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 You used the port-a-potties and Hammers? I just used your truck fender. Oh and I thanked you recently for the ticket. No problem. By the way, you left your car keys on my tailgate...I still have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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