Gugny Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 ok...here's a wrinkle to the already established etiquette...urinals 1 & 3 are taken, dude walks in, urinal #1 frees up but just opened up so that the auto flush hasn't even engaged...what do you do? go to open #2 or go to #1 and pee on someone elses pee, or do you hesitate the couple seconds for #1 to become a 'fresh' urinal....lets assume all crappers are occupied....i for one cringe at the thought of peeing on someones elses pee..... I hesitate and let urinal #1 become fresh. A quick booger or teeth check in the mirror and it looks perfectly natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 ok...here's a wrinkle to the already established etiquette...urinals 1 & 3 are taken, dude walks in, urinal #1 frees up but just opened up so that the auto flush hasn't even engaged...what do you do? go to open #2 or go to #1 and pee on someone elses pee, or do you hesitate the couple seconds for #1 to become a 'fresh' urinal....lets assume all crappers are occupied....i for one cringe at the thought of peeing on someones elses pee..... Go back to the trough system and remove all problems... Same with those silly dividers. Then one will know who the real queers are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 10, 2013 Author Share Posted July 10, 2013 oh...nice...i usually panic when it comes to making decisions in the bathroom and walk out...i like that booger check....it's brilliant! for what its worth, i was at urinal 3 and would have given the guy a pass if he walked up to #2 I hesitate and let urinal #1 become fresh. A quick booger or teeth check in the mirror and it looks perfectly natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 A couple years back we had a guy at work we called the "Phantom Pooper". He'd flush a toilet then stuff a whole roll of toilet paper into the bottom of it to make sure there was actually no water in it, then take a dump on top of that. What the hell would possess a person to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 A couple years back we had a guy at work we called the "Phantom Pooper". He'd flush a toilet then stuff a whole roll of toilet paper into the bottom of it to make sure there was actually no water in it, then take a dump on top of that. What the hell would possess a person to do that? This is as disturbing as it is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 This is as disturbing as it is funny. It happened multiple times, til the director of IT had to send out an email to everybody in the building describing the situation and threatening to install video cameras to catch whoever was doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 A few years ago we had someone wiping crap on the toilets and walls. Even did the handles on the faucets. Went on for months. Me rr caught the guy. We think he retired because after that bunch left has not happened any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 A couple years back we had a guy at work we called the "Phantom Pooper". He'd flush a toilet then stuff a whole roll of toilet paper into the bottom of it to make sure there was actually no water in it, then take a dump on top of that. What the hell would possess a person to do that? We have a guy we call the nester. At some point in the day, someone throws a huge pile of clean toilet paper in the corner of the stall behind the toilet. No one knows who it is or why he does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 We have a guy we call the nester. At some point in the day, someone throws a huge pile of clean toilet paper in the corner of the stall behind the toilet. No one knows who it is or why he does it. Seriously laughing out loud at this one ... "The Nester." CLASSIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 We have "The Dripper" at my office. Don't know who it is, but the guy can't keep his urine in the urinal. I constantly walk in and have to maneuver around a pee puddle just in front of the urinal. I usually throw down a few paper towels afterwards (but I'm sure as hell not picking them up). I just wonder what the bathrooms at home look like for all of these degenerates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 At my last gig I worked in sizable office where several companies shared bathrooms in a central lobby area. Some dude used to regularly snack on the shitter. Usually McDonalds. There was always an empty McD's bag and the cardboard from his 10 piece McNugget in the trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 We have "The Dripper" at my office. Don't know who it is, but the guy can't keep his urine in the urinal. I constantly walk in and have to maneuver around a pee puddle just in front of the urinal. I usually throw down a few paper towels afterwards (but I'm sure as hell not picking them up). I just wonder what the bathrooms at home look like for all of these degenerates. Yeah we must have a sasquatch in my office too cause there's always a puddle ON TOP of the urinal. How does THAT happen??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 1. Having to go to a toilet after someone's taken a foul dump, having a slash and hoping like he'll nobody sees you and thanks that it was you! 2. The urinal wall with the grate- whats the etiquette? Do you stand on the grate or not? Personally, I'm not standing on a grate suspended like Indiana Joes on a wire bridge over a river of pi$$. 3. Hospital toilets- just don't- hold on, see if you can make it to the consultants toilets. 4. Being in healthcare- hand washing. Please do. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 so our floors bathroom has 3 crappers and 3 urinals...someone who needs not be named is in one of the crappers, one is out of service the other one is free. All urinals are free. Dude walks in goes into the other working crapper and pees!!!!! Someone walks in and obviously needs a crapper sees they are all otherwise occupied and has to turn around and leave.... Not sure why it irritates me so...but it does... I dont know why it irritates you either. Let me mention at least 2 reasons why some dude would do this. 1. Not comfortable with his penis size, shape, etc. Just not comfortable with someone taking a peek at his pecker 2. A pee should take less than a minute wether you use the urinal or the crapper. Be patient dammit. Ps. I hate impatient muthas!!! Oh and since you are wondering I have a super duper duper small penis. I still pee in the regular urinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 This one happened to me yesterday .... Heading into the men's room, as soon as I step into the men's room a guy on his way out says, "Hey, Gugny!!" So now ... the guy in the 3rd stall knows it's me who will eventually be sitting in the 1st stall. No anonymity. This is a problem. I put on an audible show that I can best describe as really bad New Orleans jazz and this dude - - whom I have no idea who he even is - - knows it's me. Don't say hi to a guy as he enters the men's room. If there was ever a time for "the head nod," that is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 This one happened to me yesterday .... Heading into the men's room, as soon as I step into the men's room a guy on his way out says, "Hey, Gugny!!" So now ... the guy in the 3rd stall knows it's me who will eventually be sitting in the 1st stall. No anonymity. This is a problem. I put on an audible show that I can best describe as really bad New Orleans jazz and this dude - - whom I have no idea who he even is - - knows it's me. Don't say hi to a guy as he enters the men's room. If there was ever a time for "the head nod," that is it. We were at a company-wide meeting and we took a break. Well there was more than 100 of us and we were in line to the restroom. A guy walks from the urinal and says hi to the guy in line in front of me. He goes to shake his hand and the guy in front looks at him and says "ahhh, no thanks, not until you wash your hands." Seriously dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 This one happened to me yesterday .... Heading into the men's room, as soon as I step into the men's room a guy on his way out says, "Hey, Gugny!!" So now ... the guy in the 3rd stall knows it's me who will eventually be sitting in the 1st stall. No anonymity. This is a problem. I put on an audible show that I can best describe as really bad New Orleans jazz and this dude - - whom I have no idea who he even is - - knows it's me. Don't say hi to a guy as he enters the men's room. If there was ever a time for "the head nod," that is it. That is when you should have changed "the play" @ the line and called a "wash option." That is... He says: Hey Gugny!!" You say back: What's up (insert name here). Let me wash my hands, meet me outside, I gotta ask you something." You proceed to wash your hands and leave for some BS gab session... Just make it up, talk about the Bills, Mets or whatever you are both into. NOW, only to return covertly to the head @ another time to drop your duece or play the trouser trumpet. Of course, you are gonna have to hold whatever you were planing on doing. Like any good player, your bowels will have to take one for the team... Just don't have an accident, that would be worse! DISCLAIMER: I am not a lawyer. Whatever I suggest is for suggestion only. I can't be responsible for any unfortunate incidents or career altering problems. Take advice purely @ your own risk! :-) We were at a company-wide meeting and we took a break. Well there was more than 100 of us and we were in line to the restroom. A guy walks from the urinal and says hi to the guy in line in front of me. He goes to shake his hand and the guy in front looks at him and says "ahhh, no thanks, not until you wash your hands." Seriously dude. LoL. What's w/all this silly hand washing that is going on? Signed, JiA :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 I take my 20mth old boy swimming, afterwards we shower, I take 5min- if that & Thomas stands under the middle shower for like 20- he loves it. I get dry/ dressed & get him out, getting Thomas dry & dressed & we're done. No biggie, except 2day was the day for the too-much-public-nude-dude. So when we walked in, direct from the pool, he's butt naked washing hands. Theres a divider of the sinks, mirrors & electirc dryers from the shower/ change area. I'm thinking that's a little too nude for that job already. He showers, I swop my boy to the next shower, no big deal. But in the time I got showered & dressed, got a 20mobth old showered & dressed he's still parading around butt naked, folding cloths, brushing his hair. IT WAS WEIRD. What's a reasonabl length of time for normal public nudity. I do note that the urinal rule applies for the public shower as well as the routine occupy shower, as in we always use the middle ones so I can see my son, who likes a long shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 What's a reasonable length of time for normal public nudity. I once checked out a fitness club/gym that was in the building I worked at. Was going to sign up, then I saw the showers. Individual stalls, but none had a shower curtain. So my answer to your question would be the least amount of time possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 I can't believe this thread has gone on for four pages and no one has mentioned the use of cell phones in a public restroom. Talk about a public epidemic. It almost never happens at work, but in airports (where I spend WAY too much of my time)? ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME. Is that call REALLY so important that you want to take/make it while balancing the phone just above the urinal? Or the bowl? Just imagine the microbial load on that phone. Ooogie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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