The Avenger Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Butter Defense - Opponents go through it like a hot knife - Also, as in a "butterface" - everything looks great from a certain angle (on paper), but the reality is much different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Swiss Cheese. Although, that may not be fair to the cheese -- it's not all holes. http://instantrimshot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdBlueNorth Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 A friend of mine was yelled at by an Asian man who told him, "you are suck" and that was both funny and kind of made sense. So the best description or name I can think of for our defense is: WE ARE SUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playman Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 holey chit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Mighy Morphin Power Rangers A stupid show Or Everybody Effs them Defense. I just can't see/hear Steve Tasker presenting them, "Well we have the Everybody Effs Them Defense with Kyle,........." C'mon guys lets poll. I'm' pretty sure "Everybody Effs Them" would win. Does it make you guys feel better calling them names? I ain't happy with the way the Bills have played, but it has gotten utterly rediculous on this board. You guys deserve a ****ty team. C ya. Relax Wanny. We can name a high powered offense but not a bad defense?? the worst defense in the history of the national football league. This made me lmao!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirty Year Fan Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 THE PAPER DEFENCE. Because on "paper" we were going to be be one of the best in the league! Remeber! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo 66 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 The INVISIBLE CURTAIN defense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judman Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 duh-fence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsWest Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Lackawanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 France Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Trooth Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Damn! I think we have a winner. I really like "Wanny's Wimps". That is great characterization of this defense. But, "Marios Zeroes" is a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Dave's Doormat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Well, since "Mr. Softie" is taken, I guess I'll have to settle on something more direct and more aimed to the group, like, " The Defense That Sucks At Football". Kinda wordy, but it gets it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
....lybob Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 The shopping carts .........................even little old ladies can push them around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 The Public Treadmill defense ... everybody runs on us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Sieve-ill Defense. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 We're going to die with our front four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Duck Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 (edited) Wanny's Weenie grabbing D! (Booger deserves most of the credit/blame) Edited November 3, 2012 by Fig Newton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 (edited) ezpass Or The nightmare continues Insanity is defined by doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results = dave wannstooge Edited November 3, 2012 by Fear the Beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wings and Beer Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 The Buffalo Chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Wanny's Wienies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 (edited) Your very own, 2012 Buffalo "Busts"..... This time it's not just a player, it's a whole effing unit. Edited November 3, 2012 by over 20 years of fanhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b stein 22 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 (edited) the defense that couldn't "The titanic" because no one thought they would sink to the bottom of all the defenses in the league "Stubborn idiots" because it seems like they go out and fail in the same way every time the unstoppables A QB's wet dream Edited November 3, 2012 by b stein 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NastyNateSoldiers Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 The Milly Vanilly's because it seems like there playing defense but there really just faking it This is the one cause there straight Vanilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbotype87 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 how about the Gump defense, RUN ADRIAN RUN. This week he'll probably run for 200yds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marauderswr80 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 The laxitive defense....they instantly turn into ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Hansen Forever Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 The Borg defense. Resistance is Futile. The Borg defense. Resistance is Futile. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 The Misfits (in honor of Wannstedt saying they miss their assignments to fit into gaps) Not to be confused with Miss Fitz, which would imply that the QB throws (and squeals) like a girl. (Sorry, that last comment was immature, unnecessary, disrespectful and uncalled for) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise321 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Lackawanna I see what you did there. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Defense Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Wanny'$ Wonderboy$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The Break don't Bend Defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Does your husband play football too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The cryptkeeper's money machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrules Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The Green Light defense. Stops no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FitzShowUsYourTitz Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The shopping carts .........................even little old ladies can push them around I think we have a winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewildrabbit Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 the wannybies... wankers wannabies.... wannys wannabies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The Iron Sieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The steaming pile of goat custards defense. The Preparation H Warriors defense. The "Hey, somebody get that guy" defense. The "I don't care, I got paid" defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Bo Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 the lace curtain tinkerbell That's an insult to tinkerbell!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 The Walking Dead....a pregnant woman could run thru this D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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