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They could go 0-16 and he wouldn’t be fired - unless he’s charged with domestic violence against an underage, transgender hooker.

I thought they cut Vlad Ducasse but apparently they just gave him a new number.

I bet you say this to all the other teams, you cad!

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Either you drink the coffee with the ***** in it, or you scream “This coffee tastes like *****!!” Not a good look, either way. ?

Oops

“Big Man on Mulberry Street”. Heard it on the show “Moonlighting” and bought my first and only Billy Joel album. Wait, also got Songs from the Attic after that.

Sounds like somebody needs a hug....c’mere big fella!

My wife feels the earth move about once every two months. If she’s lucky.

Dave Mason “Certified Live”

There’s 32 teams. Not everyone can be in the top 15 in revenue. We’re in the top 30, and let’s be Talkin’ Proud about it, dammit.

....and Robert Kraft has 10x the money and the best he can do is a handy from an Asian grandmaw?

Make sure there’s plenty of life preservers to go around.

Class of 77!

I like to compare him to Tyrod. Because it shows how much better off they are.

I bought that book in grade school too. Loved it so much I found and bought a used copy about 10 years ago

How many teenage girls are you following on Facebook?

Unless, of course, “painting a fence” means something completely different in hooker-speak

Since I got married, it’s definitely not my foot.

They should have done this back when they were wearing those crappy dark blue jerseys in the early 2000s.

I think that’s just how Genny Cream smells.

Right, your wife raises chickens. Is this some some kind of.......yolk?

Doctors are clueless about drugs and effects. I broke my ankle a few years ago and my ortho told me I would need pain meds for a week afterward. I told him I was in recovery for addiction to pain meds. He said “I think you’re really going to want them”. Well, duh.

You may not know that 12-Step recovery is based on finding a spiritual solution to addiction. The 12 steps are based on finding a Higher Power or “God” to give over control of one’s life and to get one’s “house in order”. Pike’s grandfather was a Baptist minister and Mark Pike was always one to lead prayer circles at midfield after games. It’s natural that Zeke Pike would gravitate toward a ministry as part of getting his house in order. Although there are many that give religion a bad name, there are many, many more that turn to spirituality/religion to cope with life. It doesn’t make them infallible, or make them impervious to having problem employees or addict children. Enabling addicts and troublemakers is, in my experience, a completely separate issue from following a religion or being spiritual. It can be an affliction in itself, codependency is one example.

“Utah lawmakers raised the state’s minimum marriage age to 16 in March.” whaaaa? Raised to 16??

Butch Rolle isn’t doing squat for this guy