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Well they've made plenty of those on defense so hopefully these ones on offense do pan out. Smart moves that are under the radar

Josh Allen's hard-on is now bigger than his arm

Instead of Hard Knocks are we planning on producing the NFLs equivalent of The Golden Girls?

This is such a weird time of year, even when teams are signing shite you still feel left out that we're not involved! Come on Beane, sign Vontae Davis to a five year extension or something

Every time we lose a player to another team I'm going to talk myself into believing it's a good thing and that I'm happy about it. AB was a cancer, Paradis doesn't offend me as much so he'll either be head lice or tennis elbow

Haha, imagine the ***** storm if he was the biggest name we sign

How about 50 bonus points for the team with the hottest cheerleaders? Oh crap, I guess the Bills still lose

Sorry but it drives me mad when people talk about eliminating punts. I know, I'm probably an old bastard but for Christ's sake! The punt is an integral part of the game. Not because it's exciting in terms of getting a return for a TD, but because it's a huge part of the field position, the STRATEGY. I love it when a team is on the edge of FG range in a REALLY tight game and the coach has to make a decision on 4th down, do I attempt a long FG and potentially give the other team excellent field position or do I punt it and try to pin them deep in their own territory? It's ***** beautiful, and that's one of the many reasons why I like the tight defensive games. Strategy, cat and mouse, a game of chess.

When FA starts, if the Bills make 1 or 2 quick moves for 'big names', whether that's the O-line, receiver or wherever, this whole thing will be quickly forgotten. If the guys we've been linked to go elsewhere like the Jets or Indy then it's going to be a nightmare, and you know many people will point to the AB situation as having a big influence on how other FAs feel.

Yeah, I was mainly thinking about some of the call ins on WGR earlier. It was fun, people were going insane over it. When I heard we were swapping 1sts I actually started to talk myself into it being a good idea. Then I read one of ABs Instagram posts and remembered he's a dick

Ha, actually many of the responses today have been similar to the way men react to hot women when they get rejected: She's too full of herself! (He's a cancer) She's hot but too high maintenance! (he's a diva) Have you seen her mom?! She'll look terrible when she's 40 (he's over the hill) Etc.

Let's kidnap AB, cover him in wing sauce and feed him to John Murphy

LOL this is like being one of the contestants on one of those dating shows who gets rejected by the hot woman in the preliminary rounds and is then forced to watch her go on an all expenses paid date with the guy she ended up picking.

I have nothing to say because I'm too busy crying and stocking up tinned food for the end of the world but I just wanted to post in this thread because it's going to go down as a classic, and modern day anxieties about being left out of popular moments compels me to take part.

Are they planning on doing what the Browns did when they signed Tyrod and drafted Baker? Wonder if he'll start more than a few games

OJ

It does amaze me how certain players can be projected to go late first or early second, then have a great time in the 40 and it suddenly rockets them up the board. I know there's actually a little more to it than that but every year you get a few guys over drafted purely because they're seen as athletic freaks.

I remember being underwhelmed due to his age at the time. Like your wife saying she's bought you a Ferrari for Valentines and then you go out to the drive and see it's got 300,000 miles on the clock. Of course being a desperate Bills fan I was still sort of grateful

That really doesn't narrow it down.

It's that arrogance again. Even if he likes him he'd rather win with his own guy, thus making him more of a genius.

Here's a hypothetical: if Josh Allen was in the draft this year, would he go number 1? Would the Cards trade Rosen and take him, or would another team give up a bundle to trade up to number 1 and snag him?

It all depends on whether Rosen is good as giving massages or not

Where's Wade? Given that choice I'd probably go for Williams and hope that he'd learnt a lot from his previous stint. He seemed to get a lot out of the Browns, despite being a borderline psychopath

I could see them doing it because so many of these coaches seem more interested in winning with their own guys rather than the players that were already in place, at least the big name players.

In other news, Vontae Davis is also planning to unretire, but sources say he won't announce it until halftime of the first game