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Oh you can. I've met several women in Vegas who do it all the time

I just watched that for 40 minutes thinking "wow, they're spending a long time examining his knee" then I realized twitter plays videos on a loop

Who was in charge of counting the votes, Beavis and Butthead?

A lot of suspect brown envelopes being passed under that table

I was lucky. managed to get seats in the Takeo Spikes section for only 30 dollars

I've watched the 13 seconds game a couple of times but I always turn it off when the Bills take the lead for the last time. I've now convinced myself that we won. In fact we won the Super Bowl that season. I even photoshopped a picture of Josh Allen holding the trophy and wrote an entire postgame analysis which I pasted over a page from NFL.com. The key to any good lie is the details.

Jesus, I'm dumb. I thought why is Tom Brady impressed with Andy Dalton living in Carolina all offseason?

When they traded for Pickens someone on twitter posted the news with the caption: who can possibly stop the cowboys now? the first reply was: Dak Prescott made me laugh

Barkley arriving at next year's NFL Honors

I'm hoping this was Josh with the playbook when she stepped into the room on their wedding night wearing nothing but a smile

Still plenty of room for Mario Williams then

There was a long line of people waiting to get into the back room to see Brandon Beane. Apparently no GM can refuse a request on his QB's wedding day.

During my wedding rehearsal I kept answering no to all the priest's questions and for some reason I thought I was blowing my lines

Pah. Josh Allen is twice the man Hailee is

I’ll be outside the church crying, like all those Beatles fans the day McCartney got married.

Is it really that difficult these days? 1. change rules to allow more points 2. send games to be played in foreign countries 3. Sell to streaming services 4. Get booed at NFL draft 5. Attend a few NFL games and kiss the a$s of whichever celebrity or politician is there

I remember his Football Today podcast he did for ESPN (I think) with those two other guys. One of them was a former scout for the Browns and I actually liked listening to what he had to say. I think Tucker fell out with the third guy or maybe the producers and left to set up his own. I'm going to have to look up that former scout's name now... Matt Williamson

She felt fine to me

Steve Tasker looked like a choir boy and he was a psychopath on the field

I used to listen to his podcast a lot years ago, haven't listened for a long time. He used to talk about trying to lose weight and also taking meds to keep his hair from falling out.

Even so, that's still pretty cool.

I noticed the bit about cannabis too. I always thought he looked super chilled after throwing his pick six