RobbRiddick

Come on boys, let's reverberate the ball down the field

Christopher McDonald and Lucinda Dickey put on an acting masterclass in the classic art film Breakin' from 1984

I have a similar system place to try and get a read on my wife. If I see the hairs on her back vibrate when she looks inside the dishwasher then I know I loaded it wrong and make myself scarce.

Jones is just stirring the s*it and also trying in his own way to put more pressure on Lamar for this game. jackson seems like a nice enough guy, but I do think he tries to stat pad every chance he gets. I definitely feel like the MVP awards mean more to him.

I really like him. His blocking is insane and he's caught some important passes so far as a rookie. I'd love to see him get used in the pass game more as the season goes on. His TD play was great when he took out a defender and then caught a TD. Looks like a great pick by Beane. This video is great

Yeah, the cash thing is the deal breaker. I do like Tua, he seems like a really nice guy and he does get a lot of crap thrown at him. But when you consider the insane amount of money he's making for being very average you realize he doesn't really need sympathy as he's laughing all the way to the bank. There was a conversation in the gameday thread last week about QBs like Tua and Lawrence getting crazy money for what they actually give you, and whether teams will be a bit more resistant to signing these guys to huge paydays. I find the whole franchise QB thing fascinating anyway. there are so few truly great QBs in the league. Then you have guys who come in, have one good season and get talked about like they're top tier (Stroud for example) only to hit a wall and start to regress. I guess teams feel like they have no choice than to pay lots of money for average. We're so lucky we got Josh Allen.

Didn't feel this warranted a new topic but Tua's press conferences are becoming funnier and funnier. After talking about how Josh Allen is an all-round better human being than he is last week, he's now taking shots at fans and Cam Newton. Can't blame him really, anyone who dresses like Cam deserves what they get. Go get em Tua!!!

I love watching Murray take off running. His little legs always make me laugh

I was talking to a friend about ways to link the old stadium with the new. My idea was to create a kids play park outside, near where the store will be. Have a diner there where people can visit in the offseason, buy ice cream and coffee and stuff, then have the kids park but incorporate some of the materials from the old stadium. This way kids who have been born into Bills fandom will literally have that link with the old stadium from a young age. I've seen the concept of play parks that use discarded materials, re purposed in a clever way, and it's also a good way of teaching kids about the environment. Also, in the new store, create a mini stadium seating area and have a big screen opposite showing old classic Bills games, so people can look round the store and then sit and watch plays from The Comeback or 51-3, all with Van Miller's voice of course. The seating area could be made up of old seats from Highmark, maybe some of the more iconic fans' seats, like Pancho Billa's, or the guy who threw the d*ldo at Tom Brady (mwah ha ha). Just like 50 or so seats. My buddy is a Liverpool fan and showed me their official store has a cool seating area with a screen, you can (just about) see it in this image. Anyway, I think things like this would be cool, especially for the offseason

It's looking fantastic. It only seems like a few months ago when I was watching the ground breaking happening. Also, great thumbnail of Fitz in the stadium

Oh man. Oh man oh man. This kind of comment is setting off my alarm bells. 99% of my brain is laughing and saying "haha, yeah the 'aints". But that pessimistic 1% is seeing a picture. A picture of this man:

When Josh throws a single int these same people will shout "and there's the real Josh Allen", as though he should go 17 games without a pick.

I'm a 0 technique guy. I asked my wife how she'd rate my technique in bed and she said "0".

Im telling you, this kid will ice our playoff win over KC by intercepting Mahomes on the Chiefs final drive and retuning it for a TD. Been saying it since summer. The moving finger hath been writ

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So less this: and more this:

I would pay good money to see him and Allen having lunch together. Allen: "Hey coach! How's it going??? I saw a great movie last night, Robocop. Not the remake, the 80's one! It was awesome. Hey, wanna hear a funny joke about mast*rbation?" McDaniel: "I, erm, I guess, erm..." *pushes food around the plate with his fork* "I guess what I'm saying is, like, I just can't, you know, like, imagine a world, like our world, where a cop, like, becomes, you know, a robot. And, erm, no, no I'd rather choose to, erm, choose to not hear that, erm, joke."

I'd be much happier if the Giants had beat the Chiefs with Mahomes literally s**ing his pants on national TV while attempting to recover that fumble. I never get what I want

Okay, so let's say Brady gets a HC gig after this season and McDaniel is fired. How would you feel if he became our new OC?

"The NFL hates guns and WILL NOT glorify violence. We are a family league and will not condone any gesture that looks like it could be a gun, even if you have to narrow your eyes to see it. We'll be back to watch serial woman-beater Tyreek Hill, last year's number 1 player in the NFL, right after this trailer for a new film where a crazed maniac kills multiple people with many guns. Oh, and buy more Budweiser!"

The Harbaugh's parents need to be fired for giving their kids such unimaginative names. Imagine if these guys were called Boomer and Bam Bam, this list would look so much more interesting

Dallas fans' heads are exploding right now

He's looking rough