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RobbRiddick

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  1. I tried that, then one session I walked in dressed as Tony Soprano and said "you can be Melfi". She threw me out shortly after
  2. 40 minutes in and we haven't made a splash signing. I haven't been this disappointed since I posted my eharmony profile
  3. He hurt his foot celebrating the contract
  4. It's my go-to picture for any Mac Jones related topic. One day in the far future there will be an "RIP Mac Jones" post and I'll be sitting in my wheelchair, wheezing for my carer to find that picture of a young Mac Jones crying
  5. Considering all the players he's tried to injure since he came into the league, it's brilliantly ironic that he reacted this way to an ingrowing toe nail
  6. Mac Jones being evicted from the building by Patriots staff
  7. Watch him go to NE and win a Super Bowl. Oh no that doesn't happen anymore does it
  8. At this point the Bills picking D-line in the first round of the draft has the same effect on me as my kids buying me socks on my birthday.
  9. How the hell am I supposed to send d*ck pics to my wife's friends with this sort of service?
  10. I'm usually as pessimistic as they come but I only see 3 or 4 losses there
  11. Right, just for that I'm gonna include Kelce in all future deep fakes of Taylor Swift
  12. First time in history a woman wasn't happy to get Flowers. Sorry, sorry
  13. Honestly, the feets that man will go to to stay relevant
  14. That huge piece of steel is really going to ***** up Takeo Spikes' view
  15. Very unromantic to be posting on Twitter during sex
  16. I think this was the mistake Takeo Spikes made
  17. I'm busy on Valentine's so I'll probably pencil in Super Sunday for my yearly wrestle with the wife. I guess it's more fun than seeing endless shots of Mahomes whining, Kelce smirking and Swift, erm, swifting
  18. I have an intense dislike of Mac Jones. Not just because he's a Patriot. I just hate him, which is weird because I usually only hate players who are actually good (i.e. Brady). I think it's a combination of his constant cheap shooting and his face. I mean just look at him. He looks like the kind of man who would kick a homeless person just for the hell of it
  19. I also thought Olson has been good this year. I actually don't hate the idea of hearing Brady in the booth. He obviously has incredible knowledge and it'll be interesting to hear his perspective. I just hope a drunk Bills fan manages to throw a d*ldo at the booth when he's calling one of our games
  20. People keep talking about Mahomes. To me it's more Andy Reid. Now I know Reid didn't win a SB before Mahomes but he nearly won one with Donovan ***** McNabb and also went to about a 1000 championship games. IMO that team will be favorites every year until Reid retires. The way he makes adjustments with whatever offensive personnel is at his disposal is just incredible (and look at how Mahomes was playing before those changes kicked in - he was forcing balls, trying to do too much, basically trying to play like Allen but wasn't as good at doing that). Reid uses his pieces on offense the same way Belichick used whatever pieces he was dealt with on defense. The Pats often started badly but as his changes took root they'd gradually round into form. There's rumours that Reid will retire if they win this SB, I'm not convinced but if he does I can honestly say I'm no longer fearful of KC. They'll always be good with Mahomes but once Reid is gone they stop being scary
  21. This Lions performance reminds me so much of the Oilers in the 90s
  22. Poor Lions, they had so many of us Bills fans rooting for them that we jinxed them
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