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You lost me at sardines.

We just need one to kick extra points. No punting needed.

Kelso's bubble helmet looked cool

I miss the Jills

- the Roam - the Prairie - the Tundra - the Herd - the Horns

No injuries please

Bold Predictions

I bought 2 Allen jerseys (blue and white) and a blue Kyle Williams jersey this way. $100 total for all three. Quality was spot on, perfect replica of the real thing. Only drawback... it took nearly 3 months to get it with very poor tracking capability, and, I guess you're giving cc info to a communist country (essentially), but I took the risk and love the jerseys for that price for sure.

Zebras can catch this? The animal kingdom is *****

OJ pleaded not guilty too.

I like it. I think the players would like it too. Not only reduces chances of catching covid, but also more time to deal with any positives (maybe even OK to come back within the 2 weeks, worst case only miss 1 game), AND let's their bodies heal in 2 weeks (vs the usual 16 week grind). And as fans, at least we get games every weekend. I could live with this if it means they are able to play the whole season this way.

Hiring Rex Ryan. Ha, that was a good one. And then his homeless brother coming on board too. Almost a 2 year prank, they got me so good.

Wow. 80 mph in a 45 mph zone with an open beer = no charges Me going 38 in a 25 MPH zone last year = $90

One small-to-medium outbreak, where 5-10 starting players on a given team all test positive and would all need to miss 3 weeks or something would probably end the season, especially if it includes a high profile QB.

I didn't pick any. Used the $15 to buy a six pack and a cheeseburger instead.

Stadium

Father of a little league teammate of mine, EVERY time anyone on our team stepped in the batters box, he'd yell, "Bend the bat!." I remember it because that kid was on my team for 3 years. "Bend the bat!"

And Happy Endings.

Robot football. Each team makes their own style with special features (like spinning saws out the legs, or steel daggers all over) and similar paint jobs for "uniforms", and then hire a bunch of nerdy fans to control each of the robot players 11 x 11.

Washington Foreskins (that way fans can still call them "the skins")

He'd probably give you the middle finger on this post if he could.

Washington Foreskins

If the second pre season game is only 7-10 days before week 1, I wouldn't play JA at all in that one.