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Well, if anyone can cheat Death, he's the guy.

Who rattled your cage? Was it this guy?

Given our current situation, I think proper attire would be a black speedo, leather studded chest harness and vintage 1980 hockey mask. But let's face it, that outfit is always appropriate in any situation.

Here's a map from Johns Hopkins showing where and how many cases there are. This map was more up to date than the 6 o'clock news, showing a case that wasn't mentioned by the news. Click on the red dots for detailed info. The testing capacity has been ramping up all week, but won't be up to full capacity until the end of next week, so there could be lots of cases we don't see. There's no way to know until the tests are run. The best advice I saw was from a former head of the FDA who basically said unless you are travelling to someplace with an outbreak, there's no reason to cancel your trip. Please note, he didn't say anything about what you do when you get there. If you are headed to Iran to lick the Holy Relic, I'd say that's a hard no go.

Oliver

RuPaul?

Tre'Davious White was ranked by some of the big media guys as the fourth or fifth corner coming out and selected with the 27th pick of the first round. Now what's the problem with selecting where we are again?

I believe he was killed by a little girl who had had enough of his crap.

Only if she plays in her underwear.

"Print is Dead." -Dr. Egon Spengler, 1984

It is now a moral imperative that a bunch of drunken Buccaneer fans intercept the Joe Burrow boat, kidnap him and force him to play in Tampa.

And both of the teams interested have young QBs that they need developed the right way. Maybe some people around the league think Daboll is doing a good enough job with Josh to try to hire him. Heck, if I were those teams, I would bring in the O coordinators and QB coaches for all the teams with young QBs just to have the conversation. What worked or didn't work with your guy? What would you do differently? If you were hired here how would you handle our young QB? It's like free consulting.

I'm so far behind. I'm usually forming an opinion by December because we were out of it in November. Is this when real teams start talking about the draft?

I saw $100 for Vosean Joseph. For $100 he better cut my lawn during the message.

I keep telling you guys, we need to just give Massachusetts back to the Wampanoag tribe. It's like a toxic waste dump for people.

Can't we just give Massachusetts back to the Wampanoag Tribe already? We just have to build the Wall first.

Life time suspension for Belichik. Vacate all wins in the Belichik era. Force Kraft to sell the team and return Massachusetts to the Wampanoag tribe. It's the right thing to do to protect the Shield.

That's twice now with Collinsworth. I'm starting to wonder if he isn't in the market for 250-350 lbs of man.

Gentlemen, Do we need to review?

The Niagara Viagra 'cause he makes defense so hard. No. That's not it. Hmm. University of Wyoming. The Cowboys. But he's like a new generation, like a Space age cowboy. The Space Cowboy. That might work for some of you. Some of us will call him a different name. Something like Marco or Mustapha. Maybe Morris. Morris is close.

Foster's nickname should be "Santa" because people talk about him all Fall but he doesn't show up until December.

Of course she was perturbed. She might have to clean your car's guts off of her windshield some day.