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I'm holding out hope for a meteor hurtling out of the sky to strike their home opener at halftime, incinerating exposed areas of Gillette Stadium and burying Brady and the Patriots team and staff in an air pocket under the rubble while simultaneously opening a fissure in the Earth's crust under the stadium that contains a portal to Hell releasing demons to torment the survivors and slowly devour their souls leaving them writhing in unending pain and agony. But, y'know, either/or

The Bills play a snow game. In Dallas on Thanksgiving. The Bills win 112-95 and Michael Irvin is charged with intent to distribute after his stash breaks open and coats the field. Irvin later contends that 82 kilos is a personal use quantity and gets community service.

We can all agree that the actor's name is Huge Ackman, right?

Look at Oliver's pad level. He looks like he could fire out through a doggie door.

It could have been worse. He could have also operated a food truck.

No. In the midst of the most dominant and only 19-0 season the league has ever seen, the defense will give up yards and even points with 2nd stringers playing in garbage time. If I can't be stupidly optimistic now, when can I?

So Russ Brandon didn't defile this one? I'm still skeptical. I don't think she understands the Dionysian elements at play on here on Sundays.

Beane likes to deal with them and we have more O-linemen than we have roster spots. He couldn't have hit on every one of those signings, maybe there's a guy who fits better over there. Maybe grab a 7th.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?keywords=powdered+uranium&qid=1562956251&s=gateway&sr=8-1-fkmr0 Where else? You'd have to grind it down to a powder, which I'm sure is totally safe to do. Also, I just want to highlight this part: Mr Jennings told officers he was trying to create a “super snake” after the uranium was discovered, ABC reported. Bodycam footage from the arrest shows one officer spotting the snake in the backseat, before saying: “That sucker is huge.”

Consider this a practice ad. The real, question, particularly if Allen can have a breakout year, is can he get National endorsement deals. If he can't, his agent and maybe others will be whispering in his ear four years from now trying to get him into a big media market. I wonder what role Pegula S&E can and will play in that. It's way to circumvent the cap and teams have been doing as long as there has been a cap (I'm looking at you, Jerry Jones). If we are to be competitive over the long haul, we have to be able to offer what other teams can and do offer.

bullfrog?

You know how a lot of young actresses have complained about advances from Hollywood power players? You haven't heard her complain, have you?

Gentlemen, let's be scientific about this

That is a seismic performance. I couldn't look away, but that may have just been the gravitational pull.

How can you argue with "Knowledge is Good"?

You think 70,000 folks can learn to do this?

I remember Kent Hull was asked what made Bruce so special. He said Bruce was the only human being he ever saw who could run full speed while at a 45 degree angle to the ground. Any body else tries that and they fall down, but Bruce would just turn the corner.

Somewhere out there is an airheaded bimbo who is going to date him. I feel sorry for her family. "We're really glad you could come visit for Thanksgiving, OJ. Now, who's going to carve the turkey?"

Pessimists! I see a wondrous triumph of engineering. Whoever designed that bike is clearly a genius.

The American Psychiatric Association classifies this as Sammich Quality Control.

Reminds me of guy in Europe maybe thirty or forty years ago. He realized that roulette wheels were expensive and didn't get replaced. As they started to wear, they were no longer random. He walked away with millions. He broke the bank in a couple of casinos.

Today on Jerry Springer Live!

Why do women in the grocery store stop at the narrowest bottle neck in the aisle or displays? Why do they pick that exact spot? I swear it's downright evolutionary and deep seated in their psyche or something. Men are aware of their surroundings and will move or find an out of the way spot to stop for the phone or a list. Women are oblivious to people around them and the fact that they and their spawn are sprawled across the entire aisle and no one can get by. Also, you are headed to the checkout and picking which register to use. You have two choices, both have about an equal amount of stuff on the conveyor. One is a woman and one is a man. Assuming no other factors (the woman isn't hot, neither cashier looks lost, etc.) which register do you choose? I always follow the guy and I swear I'm out of there faster maybe 90% of the time. No coupons, no questions, no paper in plastic with the meat double bagged and that bag is too heavy and....