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They showed the clip of Kelly inviting Berman to his after game party during the post game interview. That clip is freaking legendary. Who does that?

At what point during the threesome did it cross the line into being "depraved". I'd hate to think it was the biting, because that seems a waste of an otherwise lovely evening.

So you had a handy implement to impale the guy? I would think there would be a marked decrease in shoplifting if the customers passed several impaled thieves on the way in. Plus it would help with the Halloween decor, and on Thursday you just put Santa hats on them.

I don't think I'd call it unwatchable. When are you going to get another chance to see a Nationally televised Blizzard of Dildos? I intend to watch it for the compete and utter disgrace it is sure to be. And if a football game breaks out, that could be fun, too. One way or another, I'll be disappointed if we don't shock the league.

Oh, c'mon. Who hasn't gotten into a fight in football game where you don't play for either team?

I'm looking forward to the Chad Kelly v. Johnny Manziel shoot out in the 2021 Grey Cup.

I could handle being a billionaire. It happens to people besides Oprah. The woman who reinvented girdles and called them Spanks is a billionaire. So is the the girl in the thong from Weekend at Bernie's. I don't think the money would change me at all. At least not for a while. It would be months before I started hunting people for sport and cloning pandas for meat and fur.

I'm guessing they weren't going to announce this until tomorrow and that's some kind of Taco Tuesday reference? Or we traded for Taco Charlton. could go either way.

I just hope the bowl game and the draft picks give a push to recruiting so they can keep this going. It actually does distract me a bit from the Bills.

"We get to lift tomorrow!" That needs to go viral.

I just want to see Rosen throw another pick six. Three would be neat if it isn't Peterman.

How hard is to run past a guy and not hit him?

I just assumed the Rosen fan boys would have switched to claiming we should have drafted chad kelly by now.

Well, let's see, I can check the couch cushions and the change in the console of the car and there's my lottery ticket for tomorrow... Hey, if you could just spot me, maybe a billion and half, I could probably finance the rest.

Does this mean the Seahawks will be sold?

Well I guess the sinus infection would prove he could catch something.

I for one can wait for Superbowl LXXV in Bangkok.

Ok, they've shown that hard count in that situation at least twice this season, now. Show it one more more time, then, hopefully against the Pats, have nine guys acting out the hard count and one hot receiver, like the old Marino fake spike play.

I would never be sarcastic about Cheektavegas. I learned my lesson long ago. On a drunken Saturday night many years ago, I made a disparaging remark about the lovely town of Cheektowaga. I woke up the next morning with the bloody head of a pink lawn flamingo in my bed. Message received.

He's Titans fan, obviously. He didn't call it "beautiful downtown Cheektowaga". Cheekatovegas would also have been acceptable.

I'm glad somebody said it.

I think he needs a year in an NFL conditioning program to change his body type a bit and lighten his feet. I also think he lunges a bit more than they'd like. As the NFL moves more and more to pass heavy offenses, the interior D-line men are changing from the 370lb mountains to quick pass rushing 300 lbs. You could put him in, but one rookie mistake could get your shiny new QB injured. I think he has a very good shot at being a long time high level player, I just think he's not quite ready yet, which is why he was a fifth rounder. The future looks bright for him, though. He has really good power/strength and seems like a "Process" kind of guy. The best way to tell where he is would be to see who the first guy off the bench is if, God forbid, one of the Guards goes down for a play or two.

I hate it when they publish the team picture on the side of a milk carton.

I believe you will find what you are looking for at the 37 second mark of this video. Now that would be an intro.