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For all the crappy movies that have been remade, how have they not remade Cannonball Run? It's all just cameos and one off jokes. It'd be so easy to do a decent job.

There's a reason it's the road less traveled.

Beard. I started growing it when I started shaving my head because I now have a bald spot on the crown of my head that is too obvious to ignore. It was kind of a spite beard because of the baldness. It's about eight inches long now. I have to put it in a rubber band at night or I wake up with hair in my mouth five times a night. It was amusing driving from Buffalo to Dallas with it. People would kind of look suspiciously at me and say hello and then when I said hello back they relaxed. I think they were trying to decide if I was a hillbilly or a terrorist. I'm about ready to get rid of it, but I haven't given up hope for the world's most spectacular comb over, so maybe I'll keep it a bit longer.

All things considered, The Incognito gamble was a huge success. I was dead set against it from the start, but the Bills got a valuable commodity cheap. He played very well here and I don't remember any real issues. And The Bills got out of the investment at the exact right time. Richie was way to volatile for me before he was here, and seems too volatile now, but I'm impressed they got so much value out of him without much in the way of headaches. Chalk up the gamble as win, then take your money and run.

Is one of the things keeping Allen on the bench the lack of a real deep threat? Beane is looking under every rock he can to find someone to take the top off of the defense. I think one thing that would take some pressure off of Allen is launching a 75 yarder to a sub 4.4 guy a couple of times per game to keep those safeties away from the box. It doesn't do Peterman much good if he'd just under throw the guy.

Khalil Mack was drafted in what, 2014? So if the Bulls got a good recruiting push from that, those players are 2-3 years into the program. If they can make some noise this year and next year and use that to recruit hard, they might start that virtuous circle where success breeds success.

Belichik has a fetish for left footed punters. The ball spins the opposite way and can mess with returners. I wonder if this guy is a lefty.

What do you do with a rhino with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the elephant.

The funniest part was the dog in the background. When they stopped to point it out, I knew they were trying too hard. Be funny, don't tell me how funny you are.

The lamentation of their women? yes, that is best in life.

You mean I don't have to listen to the jagoffs on ESPN talking about how the Pats will go undefeated? That's freaking awesome!

For people who have seen literally thousands human bodies, living or dead, that guy must have been a damn tripod for them to take notice.

So... juggalos?

I must be the only Bills fan without strong feelings about Flutie. He was a lot like Tyrod, He had flaws in his passing game but made things happen with his feet. I don't think he gets a curse. Babe Ruth got a curse. Flutie might result in a mediocre horoscope. I'm not against him leading the charge, but I genuinely don't get the Flutie fan boys. He really was a bit above average for a while, and as defenses played him more and squatted on the out routes he was a bit below average. Should Rob have started in Nashville? Probably not, but it's like getting a Canadian coin back in your change. It's not right, but in the end it doesn't change much. And for the record, I will go to my deathbed hopefully decades from now completely 100% certain it was a forward lateral. I saw it. I know what I saw.

I'm going to assume the Night King having the power now has something to do with Crastor giving him male babies to make white walkers. One thing I want an explanation for, and maybe I missed it: The LoL, has been shown to have powers, The old Gods seems to have some powers, tied to the Heart Trees/Children of the Forest and TER, Have the new Gods (the Seven) done anything supernatural?

Alright gentlemen, I see only one way to deal with this in a just manner: I propose we sabotage the nation's supply of ranch dressing. It is common for people who don't know any better, i.e. people from other regions, to dip their wings in ranch rather than blue cheese. We have allowed this blasphemy for too long. If we take away their ranch dressing, maybe they will eat something else, leaving more wings for those of us that eat them as God intended. We just have to watch and make sure the plan doesn't backfire. If the infidels learn the holy trinity of wings, buffalo sauce and blue cheese, we may be in for a blue cheese shortage as well. If that happens, well, let's hope we all have a good supply of silver coins and ammunition, because it will be like the Purge meets St Patrick's day. Pure chaos. I'm talking roving bands of wing seeking mutants and people selling their children for even a small cup of questionably warm blue cheese. Dark days, gentlemen, dark days.

I believe she needs a glass eye to make that work.

Not in terms of the war, but for Jaime's character arc, it's a doozy. If he's headed for Winterfell, he get's to deal with Bran, who would know how he fell now. Or Dany, who's father he stabbed. Basically he went from the first episode being a serious villain to possibly doing something heroic in the final season. He's going to sacrifice his life to save the cause somehow.

Alrighty, we've got a year to spout wild theories, sooo, why wait? I think whether it's the books or the series writers, the prophecies have to pay off, or we've been wasting a lot of time. So, we need The Prince that was Promised. They have finally confirmed that Jon is Prince Aegon, so I'm going with him. Cersei needs to fear the little brother. I'm going to throw a wild card out there and say the Hound kills Cersei incidentally to trying to kill the Mountain. No kids for Dany, but one of the dragons turns out to be female and lays three eggs before all three dragons go down in the final battles. Tyrion sits on the Iron throne having been revealed a Targ, with Varys his hand. Dany dies, Jon/Aegon dies. Jaime dies. Bronn lives. Arya disappears, nobody knows if she's alive or dead. Does Cersei use some Iron Bank cash to hire a faceless man? Seems like we need Jaquen H'gar to put in a final appearance. I forgot how many characters are still alive and need story lines wrapped up.

I think Blanche would be a better Defensive Tackle. Who knows more about getting good penetration than Blanche?

Love, exciting and new. Come aboard, we're expecting yoooouuu....

I feel like they could combine some of these and then save me a lot of time. Then I could not watch just one movie instead of not watching five of them. Maybe an African American up and coming rapper is trying to pull off the perfect bank job so he can use the money to bankroll his first album so he can prove to his male fiancee's Asian parents that he is worthy of their son. But the bank job goes awry due to racist cops and a demonically possessed stuffed animal which calls down a meteor which will kill all life on Earth unless our hero can team up with mutant comic book characters to save the world, and his future marriage. See? nobody would watch that either. But it would take less time.

According to Catholic Theology, a stag appeared to a wild hunter and converted him to Christianity. The same hunter would later become the patron saint of all hunters: Saint Hubert. This stag remains today, as it always has been, the Jägermeister trademark. So if you're pounding the Jager and you see God, maybe you're not an alcoholic, maybe you're a saint.

Yep, this ref has a bug up his backside. It's a point of emphasis with the league or something.

Can we get Peterman a new jersey number? If he has a breakout season, I don't want to be cheering for number two all year.