Captain_Quint

Sounds like Josh Allen envy to me. The best is the Tua news....."He can actually throw actually!" If that isn't the most unconvincing BS, I dont know what is.

That's my thought too. From what I remember about Jordan, he was easily pushed off the spot when playing 1T. Can't see us staying with him in Stars old role. I think Settle or Jones is a better fit in run situations.

That's nothing. I watched a Kids in the Hall episode and got a bill for 350 loonies!

My guess is that the employee will get fired and will turn around and sue the guy as well as United. Probably won't win anything since he had a chance to step back and walk away. He'll spend a couple of years fighting for a payday, only to come away empty-handed. Best of luck!

I'm trying to remember a pony ever being in a zoo.

.21? I prefer a .27 or higher BAL. Any lower and they're barely teetering on dependency.

Jesus. I'm waiting to see a "Josh Allen places 1st in hot dog eating contest" thread on here eventually. Is there anything that he doesn't excel at in life? The golf match next month will be another good one.

Sad....hope everyone here is ok.

Hate to burst your crap bubble but he said HOME opener.

Almost $40 mil a year?? 😳

Whether he's Italian or not doesn't really matter if he does have the short range burst.

Why is there a separate tranquilizer for a beaver? Is there one for each animal?

Why only funny nicknames for some teams, if this is real? Missed opportunity to call the Steelers 'Squealers'. Also, the correct name for the Jets is the Jests, not the Yets. That kind of error to me says this came from Russia and is a troll job. Don't schedule those vacation days quite yet, IMO.

Last I heard, nobody won.

Damning, if true. Where did you see RAS of 1?? Link?

Good point. But the tiebreaker is the most obscure letter, which in this case is 'w'. Thats exactly right. Consider this one the official thread, and the rest would be considered 'pretenders'.

There's already a thread for this:

Well that's your opinion. Wydermyer would instantly have the most 'y's in his last name on the whole team.

I won't be updating anything, but feel free to use it. First news I heard was that Alan Cilantro, CB Florida State, 6'0" Arm length 29 inches, was being signed to a futures contract. What else is going on?

I thought the same thing when Seattle made that pick for a LT. I wonder what Wilson had to say about that??

Is it possible that Daboll is on the hot seat already??

No way. I would hate him like I hate Brady if someone else had drafted him and he was never a Bill. And soon, there will be a big part of the outside population that starts crapping on him any chance they get. Thats what happens when you are on top, and especially for a long period of time like he will be. Let's just hope nobody throws dildos at him in a few years, and be thankful that he is on the right squad.