Augie

I respectfully disagree. My mother is almost 98 and you never know what’s going to come out of her mouth! She lost her filters years ago. Just pick a topic and start asking her questions, and I’m confident you will be entertained…..and someone will get offended. She doesn’t mean anything by it, but she doesn’t dress anything up, either.

This is going about as well as I expected….

I would argue that there were 17 consecutive years when I found “entertainment” very hard to come by.

It’s settled then. Who am I to question her? 🤷‍♂️

That’s your first question. Mine would be, what’s kind of tally has the pooch run up now? If that was the “first bar”, how many followed? Was the dog ejected? Or the dog’s OWNER? We have some serious questions….. 🤷‍♂️

I knew this would be unpopular, but I saw the “Bills” helmet this morning getting decorated for this week’s game on FaceBook or something. I feel much better about my position - it’s ugly as hell and not a Buffalo Bills helmet. We have some of the greatest uniforms in sports, and they will be wearing this mess instead. I hope this meets their revenue projections, because there is no other reason to do a thing like this.

I like it! I’ll mention that to my close Browns fans. I’m a lousy friend, but you might have guessed that already.

Great! Now I’ll never be able to see a bidet again without the mental image of a five foot bunny getting a good schprutz! I bet those soulful eyes might light up, at least a little bit. That’s interesting. You’re looking for hot Asian women in @DrDawkinstein’s area? I won’t ask….. …

I’d say that sums it up quite well! Trying to create a lose/lose proposition, so they can be right. We are far from perfect, but we are the only 4-0 team in the AFC, and one of two in the league. Our suckitude is being overrated. Let’s work on things, let the new guys learn and the unavailable return. I hope we are fully healthy for the playoffs so it’s more fair to judge. .

He’s been a grab artist since he entered the league. He’s finally getting called for it, and it was too slow in coming. Get over it.

…and I’d bet that some of our “fans” will do just that, because they are upset and want things their way and they are sure their way is the right way.

We have a LOT of younger guys playing, and we are missing some of our best players on defense. Like judging a draft too soon, I’d like to see how this defense finishes the year before getting too excited.

I think it’s very likely that he restructures, again, to stay around.

More good football players is a good problem to have.

I’m spending less and less time on the NFL’s lawn these days. (I bet that is Roger’s wife.) If it’s ugly, I’m not afraid to say so.

It’s not even all whites. I’m OK with all whites, as long as the white is white and they don’t mess with the helmet. This is more the color of the abominable snowman in cartoons. They just want to sell more white gear. I’m not buying. . I’m getting over the NFL just fine, and it’s more than those ugly uniforms.

And it’s not really even a true white. They even messed that up!

Between that and those God awful uniforms in some college or USFL team’s colors, I’m glad I’ll be home for this one. Quit screwing with a great thing. EDIT: Because they are not as atrocious as the Steelers Bumblebee uniforms does NOT mean they are a good thing. .

Somehow, I don’t think Chiefs are feeling sorry for us every year in the playoffs. 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, but what would you pay to see the carnage in Philly if they sent him to the Bills, where he beat them as the SB MVP. PRICELESS!!!

What?

I suppose if you want to miss the big point, you can. We have been stuck behind the perfect storm. A first ballot HOF HC/OC, a first ballot HOF QB, and a DC at the top of his game with HOF Chris Jones as a chess piece. My point was the timing for this Bills team was unfortunate. Some opportunities were certainly wasted. But I still feel good about what we have and hope things bounce our way this year.

So if you are up against Tiger Woods in his prime, do you just skip the tournament? Look, it’s been bad timing for the Bills while the KC dynasty was peaking, but we have a promising season ahead of us. Phil didn’t suck at golf, but he (and everyone else) had a hard time coming in ahead of Tiger. That’s the deal, so how do we best move forward? .

Just reading the tread title must be like hearing your named called over the PA at school asking you to visit the Principal’s office. Or 60 Minutes showing up at your office. Nothin’ good is ahead for you.

My wife. Other than that she’s pretty awesome, but it’s hard to get past the whole SB half time show thing. But I think the marriage can be saved with counseling.