Just in Atlanta

Bass-o-erratic.

We need a diminutive Khalil Shakir joke thread, stat.

My slow cooker died. I replaced it with Keon Coleman.

The 100 Year War was supposed to last one year. Keon Coleman fought in it.

They replaced the “Slow Children at Play” sign in my neighborhood. It says “Keon Coleman”. Keon Coleman and a sloth were hanging out. He asked the sloth what the big hurry was. Hey o.

You mean these arguments? Is McD at fault for 13 seconds? Can McD get us past KC? Why does McD clap so much? Is McD any good? Does Von Miller have anything left? <Insert anything Diggs says, does, doesn't say or doesn't do> Is Coleman too slow? Did we do enough at wide receiver? Should Josh run or slide? I'm pleased to say the argument over whether Tremaine Edmunds is good appears to be dead.

Gable Steveson is way too big to be a punter.

KC is No. 4 in player arrests since 2000 with 40 arrests as of April. With the string of arrests since then, they might be close to No. 1. Not to mention Reid's son drunk driving and causing brain damage to a 5-year-old. For those interested, here's a link to NFL arrests. Just type Buf to see our team. (We're no. 27).

Lol makes sense

Watched it last night. Nikki Glaser was fantastic. I heard some of her jokes were too rough and had to be cut. Crazy to think that. Because it was rough. Kim Kardashian (never even made an attempt to memorize her script) and the male duo were awful. Don't understand why Drew Bledsoe was booed. Does anyone know why the crowd would have animosity toward him? I never thought I'd say this but Belichick came off as likable. He did himself a lot of favors with that appearance.

"There’s nothing I look back on and say, 'I wish I would have done this over that.' "

Nick Foles won a Superbowl, was above-average accurate, had more 400-yard games than I can even count, AND is No. 6 since 2000 in clutch drives. But he was never really respected. Got to just boil down to the fear factor. Regardless of his stats and consistency, the top five in that list are game-planned for. Nick Foles, probably not.

The word filter was cockblocked.

It's hard to cockblock in the NFL.

Alcohol makes me a better person. Even my shrink says that.

Watch them wings, Keon! Deep fried, fatty skin, tossed with mostly butter ... doused in blue cheese ... served with deep-fried carbs ... and washed down with beer. Can't really think of a more unhealthy (and satisfying) meal. There's the celery, though. Dipped in more blue cheese.

Give him a chance. This was the guy Josh Allen begged for. He got his receiver.

I don't appreciate the level-headedness and logic. At a time like this, we need to yell and make wide-sweeping criticisms based on YouTube demo reels.

Florida has a slightly below-average murder rate (23rd nationwide per capita - CDC), the fifth-highest GDP growth rate, the fourth-highest overall GDP, and an above-average happiness score at No. 18 (World Population Review). True about the hurricanes (at least the intensity of them), but it's hardly a Hellscape. Having said that, it's my observation that Northern Fla has five types of people, in order of numbers: Old people Rednecks Spring breakers Bikers Fugitives

A top 10 QB whose team never had both sides of the ball working in the same season. Not elite but he had the tools to win a SB.

I am officially too old to play. If I were in my 20s, player. GM would be a great job. Or maybe that guy with the binoculars in the offensive coordinator booth.

Some of my friends are Democrats. My other friends are Republicans. I'm with my friends.

Bad look for Damar. Guy needs to rise above this wackness. Arguing with someone like AB is a lose-lose proposition. These cats need some basic PR (and adult) training.

Either two things are correct: The ROI of saving two yards is disproportionately lower than the increased possibility of blocked kicks. Ergo, a six foot (2 yard) man traveling 10 mph (17,600 yards) with a horizontal leap of 12 feet (4 yards) would reach the kicker's outstretched foot 23 percent more using the calculation V (velocity)=1/2 gt squared. Your theory is correct and you just let the cat out of the bag. Either way, we're screwed.

Facts all come with points of view. Facts don't do what I want them to. Facts just twist the truth around.