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I hope all these well-wishers feel the same way about their ex wives and girlfriends. “Sure, she took me to the cleaners in the divorce, but I’m totally rooting for her. As a matter of fact, I hope she bangs her way to the top a la Anna Nicole Smith.”

Is there an emoji for not reading more than 2 paragraphs into a story? The police haven’t filed charges, the NFL isn’t going to suspend him. The only legal matter is their child custody hearing. Until McCoy is charged with a crime, or evidence to back it up, back off the ledge.

In the Angels in the Outfield Disney remake version of this season, the retirement bs brings not just the defense together, but the entire team together. Then we discover the towel boy can be a WR1, the mascot comes to life and is the 2nd coming of Kent Hull, and every time McDermott claps Josh Allen’s accuracy improves 10%

But we’ve already dealt with way more worsts than bests

Let’s all send him a beer or smoke to congratulate him

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“Pump the brakes. It’s only preseason. You’re concerns are unfounded you panic-y bunch of wusses.” - way too many people on this board

Let’s trade a 7th for Tarvaris Jackson again

TSA says that no one else should pack your bags for you and you may not leave them unattended .

Just watch. I have a sinking feeling that’s exactly what will happen. Peterman, to this coaching staff, is the girlfriend that everyone knows is bad for you, but you just tell people “you just don’t know her like I do.”

It’s only preseason

The only 2019 mock draft I’ve seen. They’ve got the Bills 3rd and picking an OT, but after this game, I don’t see us anywhere but drafting #1

It’s just preseason. Amirite?

The number of plays out of the shotgun formation is the red herring that not only does the GM/HC know that we have a subpar OL, they don’t intend to do anything to address it this season. Apparently the process doesn’t include protecting the most important position. And presumably the top picks in the next draft will go to DL. It doesn’t inspire much confidence. Unless McDermott’c clapping can revive both Tinkerbell AND the floundering careers of our penalty ridden OL, the most productive time spent this season on Sundays will be speculating on next years draft.

*Berate

It was only a matter of time before there was yet another thread pining for Fitzpatrick. The ex that some on this board just can’t quit. It’s not enough to merely Facebook stalk, you just have to declare your love! Why can’t we just start over? Remember the good times when the FO grossly overpaid you? That comeback against the Raiders? But inevitablely the bad times slip back into memory. All those one hop passes like tennis serves to WRs, not living up to a huge contract, choosing to go be TENs backup for less money. But he can change, we can change, it could work out. Oh Fitzy, call us.

I would panic but it’s only preseason. When the season starts, we’ll magically get it together. Wait...

“Calm down. It’s only preseason!”

I imagine the show was this: *intro* “I was a free agent. I signed with the best team available that offered the most money.” *credits roll*

Haven’t you seen the automatic commment on this site for the past month? It’s just preseason! Preseason is when the LBs suck against vanilla offenses and our OL gets shoved around. I suppose as a diabolical plan to fool only our week 1 opponent into thinking we suck more than we actually do. Of course the surprise only works once but it will be worth it.

At this rate, I expect us to deal a 4th for Chad Kelly’s homecoming

Repeating how terrible we’re going to be this year is like yelling “We’re all going to die!” on a plane during turbulence. If you’re right, the “I told you so” really isn’t going to make you happy.

First off, that terrible meme is factually inaccurate. Nicole met OJ in California at the Beverly Hills Daisy Club. And they started dating when OJ was playing for the 49ers, not the Bills. I assume this has been hashed out in a previous thread a long time ago. Secondly, how any English speaker can make it through the first sentence without a aneurism is beyond me. How does one miss a bad pass? Shouldn’t all bad passes be missed? And if it was a bad pass, why would it have been for a touchdown? It being a bad pass would preclude it from being a touchdown, right? Or wouldn’t every pass be for a touchdown, since that’s the goal?

Really took the old adage “You miss every shot you don’t take” and made it into “Don’t miss a shot to give your hot take.”

Honkygate! ??