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His voice makes me want to jam knitting needles into my eardrums. “Take Patrick Mahomes for a reference that has nothing to do with the game that we’re calling… now here’s a guy whose ass has my nose so far up it that when he drinks a carbonated beverage it makes me sneeze.”

His and Kincaid’s production last night allowed the Bills to use Gabe in different ways and it made everyone more effective. It was nice to see. It was the first time in a looong time that I wasn’t cursing Gabe’s name all game.

That's awesome.

Call it “The Housewives of Two Bills Drive”

Typing at least takes some thought. Can you imagine…

Depends on where it was… if it was in New Orleans East 70 in a 35 is called self-preservation.

If not all game, at least try starting off with it to see if it gets the offense into a rhythm. Speeding things up early might prevent Allen from drifting into a funk for 3 quarters until they’ve pissed away any chance of winning with their banged up defense.

He’s averaging a sack every other game over his career, but is averaging 1 per game so far this season. He’s a nice player, but at the end of the day he’s no Bruce Smith.

When I see this, in the context of Benford’s shoulder and Rousseau’s foot, I just think if they left earlier in the week they’re basically ruling them out on Monday because they won’t have access to their facilities for appropriate rehab. I could be wrong… that may have been the plan to leave later in the week all along and the injuries may have had no bearing on it. Regardless, if I see Goodell in the street I’m gonna beast mode him with my driver’s side mirror.

Steal Diggs’ car… again.

Sooo... everyone in my hotel was out at a... function. I find this set of keys that gives me access to everything in the place, and I mean EV. RY. THING. There's this... footballer... and he refused to sign an autograph for me when I was a wee lad. No explanation. No exceptions. No outward show of remorse. Just times up, gotta go. Well, he may have been staying in my hotel and I may have nicked some of his jewelry. Could have been the football gods' way of punishing me for my insolence. On a different note, anybody in the market for a really unique ring with someone else's name inscribed on it?

Should have had another Guiness...

They got pressure yesterday. It does no good if your CB keeps getting smoked. Hopefully Benford gets healthy, Johnson isn’t too banged up, and Jackson stays healthy. Elam is a flashing neon sign that reads “Convert your third and longs here!”

When I first read this I thought you meant who on TBD set up a ‘Phins Hellscape burner account and rolled out that awesomely elaborate troll job. 🤷‍♂️😂

If he led the charge he’d probably pull up a yard short. #### Kyle Orton.

He should dye his mustache yellow and go burn his feet in cryotherapy.

Mac Jones is Nate Peterman if Nate Peterman was a unlikable sissified d-bag punk. They gave them a swirlie in a full bowl without the kindness of a courtesy flush.

Not a Teddy Bruschi fan, but he called it in the pregame, said McDermott and the Bills D holds them under 25. He got laughed at by his colleagues… though one of them was Wrex Bafoon, so there’s that.

Awesome bassist… I say giddyup… unless you’re talking about the receiver… then, aww hell no.

THAT is how you get the most out of Gabe Davis. Get the rest of the offense involved so you’re not relying on him, and target him 3-4 times per game.

Suck on that, Miami!!! Go Bills!!

Did Levi have much choice in the matter... I thought the black and yellow underwear he was wearing when he was praying on the decision was a divine indication he should sign with the Steelers. Good thing they were clean underwear, or he may have signed with the Browns.

To which, I say, why not piss in Grape Nuts… can’t make that obnoxious tooth destroying gravel taste any worse.

Leaving the porno mags where a horny 13 yr old can swipe it seems like a bad business plan, in general. Hard to blame the hormone driven pre-teen over the short sighted store manager.