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One could make the argument that an a#####e is a dark place.

...and sleeps on a bed of twigs and leaves with a football cradled at his bosom.

Wolf of Wall Street... is Simms trying to say that if Belichick was in finance instead of coaching in the NFL that he'd still be a cheater?

Don’t know much about Senorise... is he a RB that likes to cutback? Does he have a slashing style? Is he someone who can cut on a dime? Anything I’m missing?

He’d start by piping in out of rhythm circus bigtop music and replacing all the shampoo in the showers with the Joker’s special toxic green hair dye.

Kiko jerseys go for a hummer at New Era... wait until the season and maybe you can hold out for a handy and a half a warm beer on game day.

Damn, that is bad... impressive that they were able to get off that many plays in under 2.5 seconds, though. Most teams can only manage one.

In one of those touching Ryan Bro moments, he had it removed as a show of solidarity after Rob had a complication with his own Lap Band... bring on the burritos!!

If you didn’t do so when he was cut, don’t forget to properly dispose of the cyanide capsule that was to be used in the event all hope was lost and Peterman had to start again.

Google is your friend...

At least I waited 2 years; Marvel couldn’t wait 2 weeks before they started throwing spoilers out there in their Spider Man trailer. Nothing like trying to drive up viewing to break records by threatening to spoil their own movie.

I thought he disintegrated at the end of Infinity War?

I prefer the first 2018 when we only had to wait until mid season.

I dunno, based on his last physical it doesn’t look promising.

Gotta be pretty frustrating to be brought in to help facilitate communication for a complicated, antiquated defensive system and then be ignored. He probably figured out pretty quickly that he was a recognizable name to appease fans by making it look like Wrex was trying fix a problem that I don’t think Wrex actually believed existed.

He’s the chubby guy in denial bursting through the suit who’s standing behind James Harden’s beard.

Guessing “Held in” is the autocorrect version of Yeldon.

Is that like the level of Darnold and the Jets at 20 winning or Arizona and Murray at 27 winning? Trying to see where the bar needs to be set in order for Allen and the Bills to be ranked ahead of more than just the Giants, the corpse of Eli Manning, and draft bust in waiting Daniel Jones... the reason not to get upset about it is it’s a trash article written by a moron tasked with captioning a slideshow.

DOOOOOMED!

Do these nightmares tend to start at 1:00 EST on Sundays during the autumn and winter months? Do they seem sooooooo real that they're almost believable if not for the fantastically impossible array of ways in which the team finds to lose games? Does it seem almost like the movie Groundhog Day, except in this version the screenwriter has an unfathomable sense of cruelty toward the people of the Western NY region? Just curious...

And it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Ends??? Herb playing the euphonium sounds to me like things are just getting started. Not sure how I managed to do that? I know his name, and “p” and “b” aren’t even close to one another on the keyboard.

Cool. Maybe tonight after the pick-6 Bob Costas will morph into Walking Dead Marv Alpert in panties and a garter and bite Tom Brady and Bill Belichick during the sideline melee... just a little social experiment to see how prone to suggestion your dreams are.

FYI, publicly discussing Bills culture without prior consent is a HIPAA violation, Schefter.

Before you go you could at least have the decency to start a feeble thread grandstanding... err... apologizing to anyone you may have offended and, while you’re at it, maybe a thread to poll members on whether or not you should stay. I can’t answer the first question, but the answer to the second is cheese... I mean it has to be cheese, right?