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Non-story. They’re just trying to put the part of Aaron Hernandez’s estate that was left to them to good use.

EJ may want to hold on to his earnings a little tighter, based on his own prospects it may be a while...

So if I started some random sports blog and my own public access radio show could I expect a press pass too? Wayne and Garth need to accept that no one takes them seriously anymore and as a result they get nothing.

"...Tim speculates that the poo could’ve been left over from the previous Monday, smuggled into the stadium by some fan to throw at the visiting Patriots as they entered or left the field." For as absolutely vile and disgusting as that possibility is, the worst part about it is it's an entirely plausible explanation... In just over half a season Bills fans reputation has gone from self-immolating, table-smashing, drunken neanderthals to rapidly-devolving, feces-throwing monkeys. YAY!! GO BILLS!! ??

Comined with a ShaWow it’s the best at getting blood out of carpet after a hooker SlapChops your tongue.

At long last we’ve found someone who can play center for Taro Tsujimoto.

Ok, but at this rate NP sacking Trubisky in the end zone twice is more likely than the Bills scoring two TDs.

Can’t be directly responsible for 10 points for the Bills as OP suggests unless he’s playing both ways and sacks Trubisky in the end zone twice.

Yeah, in re-reading your original post and my response, Nate Pete can’t directly be responsible for 10 Bills points... a pick 6 and two safeties can give the Bears 10, but not the Bills. Got me on the front end, though. If there’s a way NP could give the Bears 12 with a pick 6 and three safeties and prolong Bills fans’ anguish I’d buy that, though.

Seems like an even bigger nightmare than what we’ve been exposed to already, but I hear ya. Fair enough.

Peterman can’t be directly responsible for 10 points so I feel like this is rigged. FAKE NEWS!! FAKE NEWS!!

I think you misspelled dumbest...

Joke or not, being excited about watching Peterman start yet again is akin to taking some sick joy in seeing a rat getting repeatedly shocked in a Skinner box. End the ****ing experiment already... for his sake, his teammates’ sake, and the fans’ sake. He doesn’t belong in the NFL.

Not to mention he’d be lined up close to a tackle who wouldn’t have to yell as loud when giving him instructions on where to line up on every snap.

I don’t know, PTR. That’s giving an awful lot of credit to someone who hasn’t ever demonstrated the ability to even think once.

Worst case scenario... instead of ultimately being a meaningless football game somehow the fate of the world as we know it now rests on the Bills beating the Pats***.

How much would I pay? It depends on whether or not Kelly’s in blackface in the picture. Oh wait, my bad. Wrong Kelly.

Tre White wears his own bionic arm brace and proceeds to tear Gronkowski's left arm off at the shoulder and beat him senseless with it... ok, I realized after typing this that I can't use senseless as an endpoint if it's also the starting point, so maybe he beats him stupid wit... nope, that doesn't work either... how about he beats him savagely and mercilessly with it until Gronkowski taps out.

Thurman Thomas headwear... does it come with a guarantee that you'll misplace it at the most inopportune time?

4 hours? FYI, the furthest pedal to the right when you’re sitting in the driver’s seat of a motor vehicle is called the accelerator. If you push it down with your foot the car moves faster.

SWEET! Wonder how the Bills were able to pick up 4 WRs this late in the season. For the first 6 games they didn’t have any.

I thought the expression was “You can draw flies with honey, but if you really want to see a swarm trot Nate Peterman out on the field and let him poop his pants again.” Now if only you could catch more footballs with honey... or vinegar... or s***... the Bills could slather whichever worked best on Kelvin Benjamin before the game and at the half and he might actually function like a WR again. The honey might make it easier for the DB to stick to him, though. On the other hand, the s*** might help him get some separation from the DB, cuz, I mean, who’d want to cover Kelvin Benjamin when he’s covered in s***, right? I suspect s*** won’t help him catch balls, though. Everything about him has been s*** this season... his attitude, his effort, his understanding of the offense, and despite so much KB related s*** he can’t catch a cold, so I guess the evidence for covering him in s*** to help him catch balls is probably not there... I’d still like to do it though... you know, just to see... and because he deserves it.

Sounds vaguely familiar... Was the name of this establishment “The Pocket” and had he been standing there flat-footed for >5 seconds?

For a second I thought this was a reference to Rosen’s fleetness of foot in the pocket when under pressure.