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The Antonio Brown? I’m gonna guess it wasn’t Josh Allen.

Blasphemy of this nature suggests a man who not only has contempt for all humanity, but one who would also spit in the eye of his creator...

You mean consistently like the Raiders?

You misspelled "antiquated".

Vince Young re-took it. If you add his two scores together he's still in the bottom 20% of the list.

I’m shocked. I would have thought they’d still be rejoicing about the 3rd and the 5th that they swindled from Oakland, the giant pile of jack-squat they got for Bell, and how much better these moves make their team for the 2019 season.

...do they have to be from the same Josh Allen?

If you read between the lines you'll see that I didn't take that post nearly as seriously as you do your role as the president of the Bradley Cooper fan club. To answer your question, though, I know he did a pretty kickass Rocket in Guardians of the Galaxy. Beyond that, and what's available and presumed to be public knowledge about an A list actor that did numerous interviews about a movie he both starred in and directed, no I don't know a great deal about him. Admittedly the "media w***e" quip fits a little more snugly on Lady Gaga than it does on your fair Bradley.

I take umbrage at the idea that Bucky actually knows how to write. Maybe in the most simplistic terms insofar as he understands that a pencil in his hand leaves marks on a paper, but not in any meaningful way that a 10th grade English teacher would suggest he pursue a career as a writer. As much as I hate Sullivan he at least knows his way around the English language. Gleason, not so much.

I’m guessing the deal that was too good to pass up was that Catholic Health communications supplied the crayons and agreed to clean the walls when Bucky got overzealous with his “writing.”

No need to apologize. There’s no accounting for taste, and I seem to be in the minority. Don’t go looking at Oliver with Gaga eyes too often or the media might start reporting about Mrs. Yolo’s jealousy.

Trying to follow the breadcrumbs here... stupid, over-hyped movie.... over-hyped trite and contrived song... overblown Oscars performance by two media whores... So... you think Ed Oliver is a stupid, contrived, over-hyped media *****? Funny, more than one is acceptable, but a single prostitute is a no-no in the eyes of the language filter.

Dawkins also had a pro bowl guard inside in 2017 vs fan favorite Vlad Suckasse in 2018, so they probably feel poor interior line play had a role in Dawkins decline.

It also allows them the flexibility to trade away this year's later round picks to stockpile draft capital for next year if the opportunity arises and they in a situation where they're not finding value where they're picking in this year's draft.

What, no love for Duke?

The beard makes Barkley look like the lovechild of Fitzpatrick and Jesse Pinkman.

Ground up and in the sausage.

IDK, I think the Gailey coached teams with Fitz and FJax were a pretty close knit team... they just didn't have enough talent... or a DC whose philosophy wasn't rooted in the stone age. Good ol' "Fit it up" pornstache...

Is this the new sausage thread since the old one was closed? I can't tell with the vague title, but it feels like I'm in the right place.

Dez Bryant is as slow as a turtle... maybe we can turn him into sausage? They can if it's a thread about sausage.

So you’re saying you’d pass on vajayjay? ...not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper.

When I was a wee lad I used to like to swear. My parents didn't appreciate it very much, but as Bills fans they didn't seem to mind as much when it was part of the fall Sunday afternoon curse-alongs. In fact, sometimes my dad's friends would encourage it, especially if Jenny's cases were getting low... actually, now that I think of it, that might have been once the cases of Genny were getting low. Anyway, I grew to love the cursing camaraderie. Mindlessly hurling filthy epithets at the TV with reckless abandon with the grownups was the best. As I grew older something unexpected happened; before I knew it there was purpose behind my cursing. No longer was it a child's gleeful game of "I can swear at the TV without repercussions," before I knew it it was "Ronnie Harmon, you ******* ******* child hating ***** ****** pig ********* mother ******, how could you drop that ******** pass in the back of the ******** endzone, you *******." And the worst part... it was no longer fun. As if creeping in silently in the night like a plague... one day I woke up and I was a Bills fan. Worse yet, no matter how often I try... which is often... too often if my wife is to be believed... I can't seem to recapture the joy I used to get from cursing mindlessly.

What if the only bit of Bills gear someone had was a Maybin jersey that was given to them by a now-deceased loved one and because of the circumstances they felt compelled to wear it?

Hate to see what they have in store for you (or more accurately, your mother) on May 12... You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? ...I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' it too.