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Genius. Now all Miami needs to do to pull off the “tank without obviously tanking” is play adequate enough defense to make sure the game is within one score with just over 2 minutes on the clock and Fitz’s “veteran savvy” will take care of the rest. They can call it “picks for the pick”.

I would also argue that too often posters equate “drafting for need” with drafting someone who is a “reach”. EJ was a reach to fill a need. Presumably Allen and Edmunds were BPA on the Bills board who also happened to fill a need, which is why they made the trades to get them. Unlike EJ, based on player assessment going into the draft, irrespective of how their careers turn out, you can’t argue that Allen or Edmunds were overdrafted. If Beane didn’t make the moves he did when he did he most likely wasn’t going to get either player as they would have been gone in the next few picks.

I feel worse for unicorns. Can you imagine having to go through life with a phallic symbol jutting out from the middle of your forehead like that? Centaurs must make fun of them something awful.

Nothing finishes off that couture look quite like hair styling courtesy of the Flowbee vacuum cleaner attachment.

...so fortunate this wasn't around in my day for me to publicly document my youthful stupidity.

Jarvis F'n Landry

Is it me, or does she kinda look like Marsha Brady in the episode where she got hit in the face with a football?

It's his favorite thing on the menu at Dave and Buster's.

Don’t fret. We’ll be fine as long as the diameter of the player isn’t greater than the diagonal of the hole.

Technically, wasn’t it the masseuse that was pulling a Krafty?

Maybe the Seahawks front office could get Ciara a gig modeling flannel, an endorsement deal with REI, and get Jack Endino to work with her so she could resurrect grunge?

Which is stupider, signing a veteran for $3.5M as a second TE or cutting a veteran TE to save $4.5M when you already have $80M under the cap and going into FA with only the owner’s daughter’s practice squad boy toy on the roster...

Technically, not true...

While that may be the case, everything’s relative. He’s a better defensive coordinator than a head coach, but he was a better head coach than 90% of the mostly sorry lot that has coached the Bills throughout their existence.

Except that she supposedly also told him that 2015 wasn’t going to be his year, which, if true, is hardly positive thinking... if anything it could sow the seeds of doubt in someone who’s rube enough to give it credence.

So do we have Giselle to thank that they didn’t win in 2015? Brady sounds like a gullible idiot on a leash...

I believe, in one of his tales of yore, DC Tom pointed out that if you’re going to call someone an idiot it helps your case to use the correct “you’re”.

I'm gonna go with it was Anderson's turn to be in there... or maybe Gurley gets winded... or possibly they needed to try harder to get Gurley in space...

A tweet from Sean Salisbury suggests it was a heart attack.

I don't know about player, but I'd vote Marv for one of the most overrated Bills personnel of all time. He managed the egos of his team well and was a master motivator, but Polian gave him HOF talent on both sides of the ball and you can make an argument he underachieved with it because he was not a big game coach. He was either too oblivious, too stubborn, or too arrogant to realize he had to change up the game plan against an equally talented opponent; instead 4 years in a row he assumed his team could just "out-execute" the NFC champs like they could the rest of a soft AFC. He also squandered the defensive talent on that team for far too long by retaining Walt Corey and his infamous "read and react " passive defensive style when they should have been dictating to the opponent on both sides of the ball.

Was he saying he played for Cornell or Lazor? Lazor was the QB of the Big Red when I was an undergrad there, between ‘90-94; not sure if he was there the exact same time or just overlapped a few years.

http://buffalonews.com/2019/01/25/buffalo-bills-jim-kelly-josh-allen-pro-bowl-kyle-williams-one-on-one-coverage-vic-carucci-nfl-football/ ‘“I already have two plates and 10 screws in my back now. I’ve got a plate and six screws in my neck. Now I’m having another back surgery. I go, ‘Come on, Lord! Please, no more.’ It is what it is. You just have to keep fighting through it. I pray every day that one of these days, I will be pain-free. So far, that hasn’t been my case in many, many years.”’ - Yeah, sounds like Kelly's doing just fine alright...

Maybe he can teach Rosen the finer points of hydration...

So, in essence, he's suing the league because the outcome of Sunday's game turned everybody into Bills fans? Can I get grandfathered in on that action?