Johnny Hammersticks

You’re lucky you didn’t go to his house. He would have put you down in a hole in his basement and then peeled your skin off and made a funny hat with it.

I see what you did there. You rascal. 😎

Let’s not get crazy here…

I would love to give you a noogie and stuff you in a gym locker.

Were you there when he shot his wiener off in the club? 😆

The NBA is brutally boring, IMO. It’s a sport that has been completely neutered in terms of defense and physicality. Like every game is an all-star game. I was a 76ers fan back in the day. I couldn’t name a single player on the roster today. Thank goodness for hockey.

Well, only partly but I’m totally serious about this. Got any?

For every Cody Ford there is a Wyatt Teller. For every Boogie Basham there is a Matt Milano. Would you rather have one Boogie Basham or three Matt Milanos? The math seems simple to me. Step into my office.

Irregardless, I could care less about a player’s character at this point. If they’re drafted in the first two rounds they better damn well be more than average rotational players. Quantity is usually better than quality in the long run. It’s like a buddy of mine. When we used to go out chasing the ladies he would hit on every single girl in the bar. He always took one home. Now, sometimes the girl looked like Abe Vigota, but that’s beside the point. She was a starter, mabden. A real plug and play starter. You feel me?

Is it wrong to dream? If we didn’t have dreamers in this world, Herb, we wouldn’t have things like the electric car, space travel, and crotch wigs. Give me 6-7 picks in rounds 3 through 5 all day long. Beane will find 4-5 immediate plug and play starters. Book it.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never paid extra to have a garbanzo bean on me. Tip your servers, folks. Like and subscribe.

It’s all about playing the odds, really. Say we could get some team’s 3rd, 4th & 5th for our 1st round pick, and then someone’s 4th, 5th & 7th for our 2nd round pick. That’s 6 picks in those middle rounds. That’s guys like Taron Johnson, Wyatt Teller, Gabe Davis and Matt Milano. I sure wouldn’t hate that. The proof is in the pudding, folks!

Well, name recognize name, @BIGBOY. My takes tend to be bizarre in general. I doubt I will ever make it to the bigs, but if you plant corn you tend to GET corn. Nah-mean?

Just think of gaining 5-6 starters who are high motor, lunch pail guys. Versus two pre-madonnas that Beane totally whiffs on. I’m just connecting the dots here.

Alright, hear me out. Brandon Beane has proven that he can’t consistently hit on 1st/2nd round picks. Let’s be honest. We are going to have a lot of holes to fill after the FA bloodbath. Since Beane tends to hit on mid-late round prospects, let’s trade out of the 1st and 2nd round altogether. Accumulate as many 3rd-5th round picks as possible. Thanks for reading. Let me know what you think in the comments. Like and subscribe.

Not really famous I guess, but I went to HS with one of the “suitcase girls” from Deal or No Deal. I think she’s still modeling. She grew up down the street from me and I was good friends with her older brother. I saw her at a wedding in California about 10 years ago. Still absolutely gorgeous at 40. https://instagram.com/mskellybrannigan?igshid=NDk5N2NlZjQ=

Here’s another quick one. Buy a bag of the frozen mini meatballs. Throw some in the oven. Cut up some bell peppers, onions, garlic and mushrooms. Saute up the veggies in a little olive oil and then throw in the cooked meatballs and a couple jars of marinara. Serve over pasta. Bada bing!

Anderson is absolutely brutal. Comrie is almost as bad. UPL plays like a stud at times, but then will let in a few softies here and there. He flashes, but then will be terrible for a stretch. Maddeningly inconsistent. When will Devon Levi join the club?

It’s a go-to “emergency meal” in my house. We always keep the ingredients on hand just in case we need to make something easy and quick on a busy night. Really, you can add anything you want to it and it’s delicious. A can of cream of mushroom soup makes a nice gravy and I usually add some chicken stock at the end to make it more saucy. Also, even the instant spuds will do in a pinch. Some real gourmet s**t!

Hamburger Gravy brah. Ground meat cooked with a little oil in a pan. Add cream of mushroom soup, some frozen peas and carrots, and season with salt and pepper. Serve over mashed potatoes or rice.

Which islands are you hitting? Man, I really could use a Caribbean vacation right now 😞

I was hoping they’d look into Tyler Bertuzzi. He’s a nasty, physical LW on an expiring contract.

Uh, duhhhhh. The Bills need to hit on draft picks to sustain their current success. This is revolutionary thinking here, folks. Wow. 🤦🏾‍♂️

HBD dude