Johnny Hammersticks

“I’m so hungry my ***hole is chewing on my underwear.” My Uncle Spider

4* SF target (61st in 2024 class) 🤔

I don’t think any team wants to draw the Sabres in the first round.

The Adam Weitsman effect 😉

“There’s nothing to it but to do it.” One of my father’s favorites ❤️

My personal favorites: Tool Rage Against the Machine Pearl Jam Sublime

We had a doordash guy deliver a package at one of my schools with no name or other identifying information. After about a day of no one claiming the package, the secretary opened it to find 2 containers of self-tanning lotion. After some investigation, they found out that it was supposed to be delivered to one of the meathead male PE teachers. I heard his face was red as a tomato when he finally came to claim it 😂

Interesting. I was thinking the big move would be for a top blue liner, but Timo would be a star in this offense. Hypothetically, I wonder who he would supplant on the top line and/or the power play? Cozens on the first power play? This would be a huge move.

Did he crush his balls crossing his legs?

It happened to me yesterday, and then the issue went away.

HFBD ya ol’ bastard! Cheers 🍻

Props. He’s having himself a game. Could have easily been 3-1 Stars at the end of the 1st.

Oh good god. Craig Anderson 🙈

Tough to say. He’s an exceptional shooter. Athletic but not physically imposing yet. Not a guy that’s going to take it to the rack right now. Still has time to grow into his body. Gifted shooter for sure though. Edit: He’s a smaller Demetris Nichols, IMO.

My “sources” are saying pretty solid ‘Cuse lean, FWIW. Never know though…

Bills sucked 🤷🏾‍♂️

This might be an appealing gig for Brady. The Jets have a very good defense, young weapons on offense, and a good HC (IMO). I believe they also have a ton of cap space. I could see them making a legitimate run for Lamar Jackson or Aaron Rogers in the offseason. Hate to lose Brady, but I could see why the NYJ could be a desirable landing spot for a young OC.

I’m not an air fryer guy, but I have a friend who makes wings in his all the time. He says that he lightly coats his wings in corn starch and seasonings before cooking. Says it helps to make them crispier. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I mean…I don’t know why my post would lead you to speculate about my sex life, but what ever blows your hair back fella 👍

Grow a sense of humor. Dork.

I had to turn the volume down last night during the Collinsworth tongue bath of Patrick Mahomes. It was absolutely obnoxious, and honestly, I don’t know why they let him call Chiefs games anymore (or any other games). What would you rather do than listen to one more game called by Collinsworth? I’ll start. I’d rather listen to Lil’ Wayne cover the Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon album on repeat for 72 hours straight whilst sticking sewing needles in my junk.

Yeah, I googled that too 😂

well, I’m going to watch the rest then. 😆

Interestingly, my son and I only made it through 3 episodes of Andor before losing interest. And we’ve really enjoyed all of the other ones (except for maybe Boba Fett). What am I missing? Does it get better?

I think Charlotte is also known as the Queen City.