Johnny Hammersticks

Bandits had to put Josh Byrne, one of their best forwards, on IR today. That’s gonna hurt. Hoping for a packed arena tonight. LGO Bandits!!! Screw you right in the ear with your niche niche sport comment. 😂

At least one full load of laundry per day. Sometimes two depending on the time of the year. Having two kids who are always on the go with sports, and a wife who works out twice per day, we do a crap ton of laundry.

This is wild. I was reading that he’d only be practicing with the team, and my cousin and I were texting about it this morning and he said the coaching staff is saying that there is a chance he could play if he gets up to speed.

Brush your teeth! Now, boom orange juice! That’s life! John Mulaney

Ummmm…The Cosby Show?

Man…my pants just got a little “snug” in the front.

I like me some Brie or Camembert. Slice it and melt it on toasted French bread. I have this raspberry-jalapeño jam that I get at the farmers market that goes really well with it. Frequent late night snack for me and the wife. Paired with some champagne or a nice wine. 👌👌👌

I’ve always wondered if you could get cheap tickets on StubHub or SeatGeek the morning of the game at a good discount. Anyone ever do this? There must be tickets still available and sellers wanting to get something for their tickets.

welp, he’s committed which is huge. Does he have a significant injury history? Keep reading that online.

Never heard of him.

I have a good feeling about Naheem McLeod. If we land him I’ll stop crying about Jesse Edwards.

pretty sure he’s top 10 now

Man, Bathea is a STUD. Would potentially be our biggest commit since…Melo? Anyway, everything I read is he likely staying close to home. I bet Penn State gets him. 🤷🏾‍♂️

April 22nd 2009. Weird. First time I’ve looked at my “member since” date. I was living in Charlotte. I found out my wife was pregnant with my son (our first child) around this time bc he was born on 12/28/09. Wife and I had just been RIF’ed by our school district, so we were looking for jobs all over the country. We ended up in Fairbanks, Alaska where we lived from 2010 to 2013. That was wild. I actually loved it there. Moved back to the lower 48 in June of 2013, closed on our house in Vermont in August of 2013, and my daughter was born on 11/1/13. My son is 13 and my daughter in 9. Wife and I have been married for 15 years. A lot has happened! Good thread idea @boyst.

HUGE 🍊

Elam and Benford are second year DBs who both saw limited playing time last year for varying reasons. Elam, it seems, was still getting acclimated to playing zone, and Benford had injury issues. Yes, I want both of them to see as much PT as possible bc I view both of them as having much higher ceilings than Wallace who was average in Leslie Frazier’s scheme. Let’s develop our young talent.

I don’t want anyone taking playing time away from Elam or Benford. So no. Best of luck to him though.

🤞🤞🤞🤞

Oh shoot! Happy F’in birthday hammer! 🍻

Could ‘Cuse be making a late push? Red and Straughn with the full court press? 😂

BIG 🤞

Hosanna in the highest!!

Wasn’t it John 23:12 that read “The time was six o'clock on the Swatch watch. No time to chill, got a date, can't be late. Hey, the girl is gonna do me. Move to the Jacuzzi, ooh, that booty. Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no!” Amen…

I totally get it, but I see it as immediate gratification as opposed to a potential larger pay day if he develops in college for another season. I’m biased though.

Where’s he gonna go though? He’s likely a 2nd round draft pick at this point. Does he develop in the D League for a bit? Does he go to Europe? I think he’ll make more in NIL money if he stays for a year. I just don’t understand this.