Johnny Hammersticks

I personally think he can do way better than this chick.

I spent the night in jail in Geneva during my freshman year of college. Got my head busted open on a brick wall too. T’was a good night indeed! Geneva cops are the best.

I have a group of friends that all recently bought tickets/airfare to the Maui Invitational basketball tournament in November. It doesn’t look like it’s going to happen now. Looks like the group’s alternative idea is to spend the time in Vegas though.

My roommates and I absolutely wore this game out during our freshman year. Roenick and Ray Borque were unstoppable.

I still listen almost daily. I watch most of the interviews depending on who is on the show. I think Howard, and the show, is better than ever. I love the impressionists he has on the show now. Chris Wilding doing Dr. Now absolutely kills me.

She’s got a nice set of dimples.

I promise I have! Haha. I’ve seen fishing shows, but never any hunting shows. Do they actually show the animals being killed? This is wild to me.

I honestly didn’t know that there were shows purely about hunting.

I haven’t seen either movie, but last night my wife took my 9 year old daughter and 13 year old son to see the Barbie movie. I didn’t think my son would be too interested, but he was bored so he tagged along. When he got home I asked him how the movie was, and his response was interesting and kind of caught me off guard. He was noticeably a bit miffed, and felt as though the movie really portrayed men in a crappy and unfair way. He said during one point in the movie when the characters went into the “real world” the men were depicted as misogynistic (my word based on his description) pigs…essentially. He was kind of upset about the whole thing. Anyway, just sharing the perspective of a very well adjusted, bright, and kind 13 year old boy. My wife and daughter both enjoyed the movie.

They literally can’t pay officials enough money here in Vermont (I think they’re paying $85-90 per game plus mileage), and having been a varsity lacrosse coach for 9 years I completely understand why. State regulatory agencies, such as the Vermont Principals Association here in VT, need to implement state-wide zero tolerance policies for fans and and make sure they are enforced. How they handle it now is by giving a “bench misconduct” penalty to the home team and warn the fan(s). If it continues they can eject the fan, but I’ve only seen that happen once.

I looked into it and at present they do not. My wife is taking some college classes, so we were hoping to take advantage.

It’s a big thing in the youth club lacrosse scene. Started seeing them here and there last summer. Not exactly sure how they help to prevent concussions, but I know they are very expensive (~$125). This summer they were everywhere. I believe the Premier Lacrosse League was one of their first major sponsors.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvDiTjUxNTP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 🤔🤔🤔

My mailman has seen me naked at least 4 times. You see, after I mow the lawn I strip down and throw my sweaty clothes in the washer. Then I walk upstairs to the shower passing the front door on my way through the foyer and up the staircase. Sometimes he’s just there. I’m beginning to think he times it out so he can catch a glimpse. Worst part is the eye contact. Very uncomfortable.

Sick bastard…

We have a really nice public pool in Middlebury. It has diving boards, water slides, and actual rock climbing walls that hang over the deep end. My kids love it. Although there are so many awesome lakes, waterfalls and other swimming spots that we only go there a few times a summer.

I ***** like 6 times a day and I still can’t spell vacashun.

How did we go from imploding submersibles to slavery? 🤔

Not sure. One of the benefits of our arrangement is that my wife chose the guest bedroom which has a queen sized bed. I stayed in the master bedroom which has a Cali-King sized bed. I can’t remember the brand, but it was like $4000 when we bought it 10 years ago. Like sleeping on a cloud.

But, but…there was slavery in the north as well!! So it’s literally the same as South Carolina and Georgia. 😏 I went to the slave market when the wife and I stayed in Charleston for a week. It was kind of like a farmer’s market with crafts and such. It was a bit chilling, but overall a very important experience to me being a black man. Charleston is such a beautiful city, btw.

Trust me. I wasn’t liking the way I way playing either. 😆

My wife was wearing ear plugs, and eye mask, and sometimes noise cancelling head phones. A mouse farting in the next room could wake her up. I was always fine with her snoring provided I could fall asleep prior to her really getting revved up. My only issue was when I would wake up to take a leak or something. I couldn’t get back to sleep.

Yes, both of us have had sleep apnea studies done. The results were negative for both of us, but my amount of “breathing disturbances” was at the higher end of the average range. I suppose I should have another done, but I didn’t snore as much (according to my wife) after losing over 35 pounds this winter/spring. This is funny. We haven’t had any problems arranging rendezvouses for some bedroom fun.

My wife and I have a wonderful marriage and two great kids. There have been minor bumps in the road, of course, but overall we have been very happily married for over 13 years. Over the years we have had problems sharing a bed. I snore and my wife also snores like a lumberjack, but she’s a light sleeper and I could sleep through a dump truck crashing into our living room. After years of her pounding on the mattress to wake me up, or one of us sleeping in the guest bedroom, we decided finally that we would just sleep in different rooms. It has worked out very well, although I do miss having her next to me at night and waking up next to her in the morning. Then I was watching the news the other day and it turns out that this “sleep divorce” thing is a trend. Like I said, it is working well for us, but I could see how it could lead to relationship problems for some. Has anyone else taken this step in their relationship? Thoughts?

Most of my friends are really good at golf. Two of them actually have/had their PGA tour card at one point. I always get stuck playing with them for bachelor party trips, class reunions, and other events. I enjoy the game, but I’m absolutely horrible. I had a really bad experience playing at Ravenwood in Rochester a few years back. I was just taking too long, and eventually the course ranger came along and told me that I couldn’t play anymore. Even though we were letting faster groups play through, I guess a lot of people were complaining. I sat in the golf cart and drank beers while my friends finished the round, but it was a real bummer. They refunded my money when I got back to the pro shop, but I haven’t played since. I do like me some putt-putt though.