Johnny Hammersticks

I’d let her fart in my dinner.

First time I encountered it was my freshman year of college. Never in HS. I’ve done a little bit here and there. I think the last time was at a wedding down in Florida about 10-15 years ago. I’m not a fan. Never been. But I will say that doing a little bump to keep the party going is much different than sitting around doing lines. It’s an ugly drug for sure. I recently almost lost a good friend who got a “bad bag” laced with Fentanyl. He’s the type of guy that will do it 2-3 times a year. My wife literally brought him back to life by performing CPR. He is very lucky. If you’re going to dabble….know your dealer!

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

That man has zero penis.

Pit Bull? Gloria Estefan?

I’d go Packers or Texans.

Christmas is by far my least favorite holiday. My wife and I both have “tricky” family situations, and visiting for the holidays (especially traveling from VT to Syracuse) can be absolutely draining. It’s always such a relief to get back home.

Hate to hijack the thread a bit, but what are the best wing joints near the stadium? I’m staying at the Holiday Inn Express in Hamburg. I see there is a Duffs in OP which would be cool. Was thinking maybe trekking to Wingnuts or Bar Bill though. Any thoughts? I just don’t want to wait 2 hours for a table.

Yeah, my cousin is a Phins fan and has been a real douche about it the past couple years. He’s always been kind of an idiot though.

Josh Allen personally is responsible for more TDs this season than 25 NFL teams. Leave him alone.

I bet you have a collection of poorly taxidermied house cats.

You can’t have your cake, and also ask said cake to not throw interceptions. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Wrap your brain around this analogy. Maybe this will help bc you clearly are struggling with this concept. If I plow 45 chicks in one night it’s much more likely that I catch a few STDs than if I only plowed 14 chicks in one night. Get it? 😂

This is funny coming from someone who clearly thinks very highly of himself. 😂 But yeah, no need for slinging an insult even if the OP is completely oblivious as to the context surrounding these two very promising rookie TEs.

Well, then thanks for your laser sharp insight, captain obvious. 🙄

This thread is why I hate many Bills fans. Enjoy the win. We’re in the playoffs for now. What is this “reality” of which we’re all in denial about? Why even create this thread? Have a stiff eggnog and take a nap.

No he won’t.

Ever been to Hawthornes? I worked as a bartender there floating between the Mint Hill/Carmel Road locations from 2006-2010. Very good pizza. Owners are from Brooklyn and Long Island.

Nope. I was ready to pull the trigger when my wife reminded me that my son had team pics at hockey practice. Bummed I missed it.

How is it that I’ve made it almost to age 45 before knowing about The Equalizer movies?! I had the day off today and the wife went to bed early last night so I decided to watch the 1st one. It was so amazing I decided to make a snack, take an gummy, and watch the 2nd one too! Denzel is sooooo friggin good in that vigilante role. Outstanding movies.

Man, I’m really tempted to grab the boy out of school and make the 3 hour drive to TD Garden for the game. Tickets are unusually cheap right now. 8 rows up in the upper level but center ice going for $80. Every time I’ve looked before they’ve been $150-$200. 🤔

Rather have Erik Johnson. 😆

Sabres trading for Columbus winger, Erik Johnson? What is this I see?

Fargo is really good so far. Still trying to wrap my brain around that weird 500 year flash back scene. What was that dude eating off that dead guy and why? Consuming his sins? I’m assuming that was creepy skirt dude’s ancestor?

Meow! ‘Cuse fan cat fight!!