/dev/null Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 Is that for all the guys on top of you again? Well this post should answer your statement. I'll give you credit. You're persistent. But you're also not very good at this game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 To become automatically registered in our database to donate a testicle without anesthetic, please post below... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Well this post should answer your statement. CURSES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 CURSES! There is no need to cuss. This is a family friendly board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 LinkNo, A-holes have been around for a long time. Nice try though. Listen tough breasts, go back to watching the floating shilt in the pool bit in Caddyshack. When I was 12(1981) I thought that skit was ill thought up. I am glad to see that you find it as the best scene in all of comedic cinema. FU@KO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'll be nice and even point you in the right direction--------> Billy Wilder And by the way, I golf and love caddyshack, sans the floating crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If you all have any respect for me whatsoever, I'm sure you'll concede and allow this to be the final post. Thanks in advance. Okay, let's try this then. If you all allow this to be the last post in this thread, I swear on my mother's grave that I will make an honest effort to be polite, humble, and contrite on this board* from now on. *Replies to Skooby and Owens Maniac are, of course, exempt from this offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Okay, let's try this then. If you all allow this to be the last post in this thread, I swear on my mother's grave that I will make an honest effort to be polite, humble, and contrite on this board* from now on. *Replies to Skooby and Owens Maniac are, of course, exempt from this offer. Sorry that is the last reason not to post here. Your !@#$ness gives me something to aspire to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 Okay, let's try this then. If you all allow this to be the last post in this thread, I swear on my mother's grave that I will make an honest effort to be polite, humble, and contrite on this board* from now on. *Replies to Skooby and Owens Maniac are, of course, exempt from this offer. Stupid job kept me away from TSW I would have closed the thread right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 No actually it was a nice pair of shorts and a nice t-shirt and sorry no mullet. This was downtown SF after all not Batavia. Did these folks pass the smell test?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Stupid job kept me away from TSW I would have closed the thread right there Just to watch me suffer, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 Just to watch me suffer, right? I would have copied a link to your post and followed up every single post you make with a not so subtle reminder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Sorry that is the last reason not to post here. Your !@#$ness gives me something to aspire to. Agreed. Now and then it is fun to watch the stalled car on the tracks knowing a train's coming. I think I'm in the lead...... and everyone here owes a nut to my charitable foundation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Is that for all the guys on top of you again? Well this post should answer your statement. Damn, the ignoring feature still lets me see what you reply to my posts when I reply to yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Agreed. Now and then it is fun to watch the stalled car on the tracks knowing a train's coming. I think I'm in the lead...... and everyone here owes a nut to my charitable foundation. I think most posters here gave up their manly jewels long ago. My contribution is on its way to you in the mail. Keep an eye open for it...or your mouth whichever you prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'll give you credit. You're persistent. But you're also not very good at this game Who died and made you boss!! Listen tough breasts, go back to watching the floating shilt in the pool bit in Caddyshack. When I was 12(1981) I thought that skit was ill thought up. I am glad to see that you find it as the best scene in all of comedic cinema. FU@KO My what an elitist. Okay, let's try this then. If you all allow this to be the last post in this thread, I swear on my mother's grave that I will make an honest effort to be polite, humble, and contrite on this board* from now on. *Replies to Skooby and Owens Maniac are, of course, exempt from this offer. Damn, the ignoring feature still lets me see what you reply to my posts when I reply to yours. Just admit it! You're warm for my form! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I would have copied a link to your post and followed up every single post you make with a not so subtle reminder You know, you COULD bribe a moderator to delete every post after mine and lock the thread. (Though if I were you, I'd pay extra to have them lock and PIN the thread). I'm sure they'd do it, too. Most of 'em don't like me, and the two that do (Lori and AiO - at least they don't dislike me) would want to see me suffer nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Yeah, but then we'd have to attempt to define "honest effort." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Couldn't let Lori Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 Couldn't let Lori Win. Want to take a bet on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Couldn't let Lori Win. If this is the last post in this thread, I will mail via the US Postal Service to each individual currently registered on this board board a check for $100.* *Offer valid only in Burkina Faso. Claimants must present their address to me in person to claim award. A $110 shipping and handling charge applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If this is the last post in this thread, I will mail via the US Postal Service to each individual currently registered on this board board a check for $100 I always read the fine print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Couldn't let Lori Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I always read the fine print. Too bad. I was hoping to make some cash off it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Too bad. I was hoping to make some cash off it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Too bad. I was hoping to make some cash off it. Damn, time to get the eyes checked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 does it count if I post then close the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 does it count if I post then close the thread? Channeling the spirit of Belicheat*? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Channeling the spirit of Belicheat*? I only live about an hour from Foxboro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 What's goin' on in dis here thread? I go home to WNY for a few days and I miss this epic topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 What's goin' on in dis here thread? I go home to WNY for a few days and I miss this epic topic? ALL RIGHT GIRLS: I'm king of this hill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 ALL RIGHT GIRLS: I'm king queenof this hill! corrected for accuracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Sorry, I am confused...what is this thread about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Sorry, I am confused...what is this thread about? One-upsmanship, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 One-upsmanship, I believe. Are you sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Did I win yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Did I win yet? Will there be an announcement? If so, will it be in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The next poster believes all of the following: 1) The Patriots are a more honorable and ethical franchise than the Bills 2) DC Tom is the most compassionate person on the Board 3) Alaska Darin is a symbol of human kindness to all 4) Skooby is cogent and has more than a tether to reality 5) The Dolphins are fundamentally a more likable team than the Bills 6) Crayonz is not very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The next poster believes all of the following: 1) The Patriots are a more honorable and ethical franchise than the Bills 2) DC Tom is the most compassionate person on the Board 3) Alaska Darin is a symbol of human kindness to all 4) Skooby is cogent and has more than a tether to reality 5) The Dolphins are fundamentally a more likable team than the Bills 6) Crayonz is not very funny Well, hell, I got #2 going for me at least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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