Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Honestly i would have to say if a girl has a a pretty face and a great smile that is all i need. The rest is all bonus IMO But its hard to resist a nice curvy figure Just curious what my fellow fans think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 A really really large pair of personalities is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Honestly i would have to say if a girl has a a pretty face and a great smile that is all i need. The rest is all bonus IMO But its hard to resist a nice curvy figure Just curious what my fellow fans think I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. There's this bombshell who lives pretty close to me who has a Marshawn Lynch jersey on every Sunday. I see her around campus every once in a while but I'm always too flabbergasted to say anything. Completely out of my league unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 A really really large pair of personalities is nice. I love a nice pair of personality too but typically those girls at school are either bitches or carry more VD than paris hilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. There's this bombshell who lives pretty close to me who has a Marshawn Lynch jersey on every Sunday. I see her around campus every once in a while but I'm always too flabbergasted to say anything. Completely out of my league unfortunately. Nobody is out of your league especially if shes a bills fan!. Go get her or get her number and give it to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 You know what I like in a woman? My dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 You know what I like in a woman? My dick. Excellent dean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 the vagina But seriously, you need a nice face but I'm becoming a legs man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 clean teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. I feel the same way. But I look for those qualities in a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 a pulse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 You know what I like in a woman? My dick. The Money shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I feel the same way. But I look for those qualities in a guy. ewwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 One that doesn't use PMS as an excuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 A really really large pair of personalities is nice. testes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 As a young adolescent I was always a fan of the Sweater puppets, how they could grab your gaze from astounding distances. But I have matured, now I am a Rump and Breast Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 High Beams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Big sloppy breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 testes? Finkle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 There's this bombshell who lives pretty close to me who has a Marshawn Lynch jersey on every Sunday. I see her around campus every once in a while but I'm always too flabbergasted to say anything. Completely out of my league unfortunately. Dude...lay off.....I don't want any daughter of mine being approached by some creepy guy on an internet message board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Dude...lay off.....I don't want any daughter of mine being approached by some creepy guy on an internet message board! There are no creepy guys on internet message boards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 There are no creepy guys on internet message boards.... I agree 100%......want to come over and pose for some free polaroids? I am testing out my new camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I agree 100%......want to come over and pose for some free polaroids? I am testing out my new camera Like...way cool...that sounds awesome, thanks man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 smart, pretty, funny, sexy, kind, considerate, sensitive, open-minded, strong, caring, creative, understanding & forgiving of all my faults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'm looking for a morally-challenged, rich woman with a bad ticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'm becoming a legs man. My definition of nice legs is feet on one end p*ssy on the other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I love a beautiful smile on a girl and good girls rock my world. Those are the two most attractive qualities to me. Superficially I love great legs and a tight ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 When I was in college, being the gambling degenerate that I am I got in trouble with the book & owed him $900. being that I was a college student basically working 10hrs a week for beer money I really did not have that kind of coin. I was down $450 going into the monday night game. Eagles/Oilers. This was back when Cunningham was the qb for the Eagles & I forget who the qb was for the oilers but it was right after Warren Moon & the guy sucked. I think he played his college ball at texas A&M but anyways back on topic. the Eagles were pretty good, the oilers were bad & of course I took the oilers plus the 10pts, putting $400 on it. I rember making the call that night from my dorm room, sweating on the phone as I placed the bet I knew I could not pay. So anyways, the game was going pretty good, Oilers hung tough & were down by 6 with about a minute left, Eagles were on their own 20yrd line just trying to run the clock out. I am thinking to myself, OMG I am actually going to win this thing. Just then, Charlie Gardner I believe runs in the middle of the line & comes out of the pack & breaks off an 80yrd run. I threw a baseballl that I had autographed by Dwight Gooden right thru the TV screen. Now I am in panicked mode. I go to my girl friend's(my wife now) dorm room, wake her up & tell her the situation. She tries to calm me down & says it will be alright. Next morning, there is a knock on my room. I answer the door & there is my girlfriend standing with an envelope with a grand in it. Right then & there, even though we were only dating for 6 months I knew that was the girl I was going to marry. She gives it me on one condition. That I never gamble again. Needless to say, I really have not kept my end of the bargain on that one. The point of my story to the younger guys are, looks are important, which is to say that I was attracted to my wife the moment I saw her, but a girl's inner beauty & what lengths & heights she will go for you, not to mention the level of her patience for the crap you will put her thru over the years is just as important. That day she brought the money over to save my ass was over 14 years ago & I have been married to her for 8yrs now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 That day she brought the money over to save my ass was over 14 years ago & I have been married to her for 8yrs now. Took you 6 six years to pay her back, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Took you 6 six years to pay her back, huh? LOL, believe me, she has gotten her money back 100xs over these last 8yrs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 When I was in college, being the gambling degenerate that I am I got in trouble with the book & owed him $900. being that I was a college student basically working 10hrs a week for beer money I really did not have that kind of coin. I was down $450 going into the monday night game. Eagles/Oilers. This was back when Cunningham was the qb for the Eagles & I forget who the qb was for the oilers but it was right after Warren Moon & the guy sucked. I think he played his college ball at texas A&M but anyways back on topic. the Eagles were pretty good, the oilers were bad & of course I took the oilers plus the 10pts, putting $400 on it. I rember making the call that night from my dorm room, sweating on the phone as I placed the bet I knew I could not pay. So anyways, the game was going pretty good, Oilers hung tough & were down by 6 with about a minute left, Eagles were on their own 20yrd line just trying to run the clock out. I am thinking to myself, OMG I am actually going to win this thing. Just then, Charlie Gardner I believe runs in the middle of the line & comes out of the pack & breaks off an 80yrd run. I threw a baseballl that I had autographed by Dwight Gooden right thru the TV screen. Now I am in panicked mode. I go to my girl friend's(my wife now) dorm room, wake her up & tell her the situation. She tries to calm me down & says it will be alright. Next morning, there is a knock on my room. I answer the door & there is my girlfriend standing with an envelope with a grand in it. Right then & there, even though we were only dating for 6 months I knew that was the girl I was going to marry. She gives it me on one condition. That I never gamble again. Needless to say, I really have not kept my end of the bargain on that one. The point of my story to the younger guys are, looks are important, which is to say that I was attracted to my wife the moment I saw her, but a girl's inner beauty & what lengths & heights she will go for you, not to mention the level of her patience for the crap you will put her thru over the years is just as important. That day she brought the money over to save my ass was over 14 years ago & I have been married to her for 8yrs now. Haha dude, that'll be a great story to tell the grandkids... "And that's when grandma made it so your pop-pop wouldn't get his legs broken..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 First, I'm a sucker for Blondes . . . That said, I'm a big fan of all of the usual qualities sought out by the superficial male, but I really fall for a great smile and a nice laugh. Last, I like 'em a bit (just a bit) curvy. Who wants to screw a skeleton with boobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 First, I'm a sucker for Blondes . . . That said, I'm a big fan of all of the usual qualities sought out by the superficial male, but I really fall for a great smile and a nice laugh. Last, I like 'em a bit (just a bit) curvy. Who wants to screw a skeleton with boobs? Dick Jauron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. There's this bombshell who lives pretty close to me who has a Marshawn Lynch jersey on every Sunday. I see her around campus every once in a while but I'm always too flabbergasted to say anything. Completely out of my league unfortunately. She's only out of your league because you believe she's out of your league. I had a lot of hot women in my 20's and friends asked me how I did it. Just be nice don't come on strong and act like she really doesn't matter to you. I love a nice pair of personality too but typically those girls at school are either bitches or carry more VD than paris hilton Video discs? What if they're of her sexploits? You know what I like in a woman? My dick. but just a little bit! OH SNAP! a pulse C'mon you'd take em if they're still warm. testes? Why are you so testy? As a young adolescent I was always a fan of the Sweater puppets, how they could grab your gaze from astounding distances. But I have matured, now I am a Rump and Breast Man. It's nice to see you've matured. High Beams Linkage Link #2 I'm looking for a morally-challenged, rich woman with a bad ticker. Aint we all! Personally I want woman with passable looks. No super fat chicks. Must have a semi-intelligent mind and must have a good sense of humor. Sarcasm preffered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I just need a girl who is decent looking and who will never utter the phrase "It's just a game." Honestly. I watch sports all year long and I need someone who can tolerate that. This past Saturday I was doing a fundraiser during the Gator/FSU game. There was a girl working with us that I really hadn't paid any attention to, until I heard her say she coudn't wait to get done so she get home and watch the game on DVR. I asked her what team she liked, she said the Gators...and then continued to rip the SOW's for a while. Pretty much fell for her right there. Talked to her the rest of the time we were there, and couldn't tell you what she looked like. Normally, I'm a "girl next door" type. I like cute and sweet. I like a nice butt, and don't care about breasts at all. More than anything else, I'm a sucker for nice eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 smart, pretty, funny, sexy, kind, considerate, sensitive, open-minded, strong, caring, creative, understanding & forgiving of all my faults. you would be lucky to get 2 of those Pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'm looking for a morally-challenged, rich woman with a bad ticker. when you find her ask if she has a sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Dick Jauron? Dick has lousy breasts . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Dick has lousy breasts . . . His daughter does not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I like big butts and I cannot lie... Seriously, I like women who are curvy as well. At least my wife Kim eats a cheeseburger every so often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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