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I don't think all of the women here are in the running but I included women that some people here have expressed interest in before. My vote was torn between Salma Hayek and Keeley Hazell. I had to flip a coin and Keeley won.

 

Salma Hayek

 

Jessica Alba

 

Raquel Welch

 

Ann Margaret

 

Brigitte Bardot

 

Sophia Loren

 

Elizabeth Taylor

 

Keeley Hazell

 

Elisha Cuthbert

 

Lindsay Lohan

 

Marilyn Monroe

 

Jennifer Aniston

 

Jessica Simpson

 

Alyssa Milano

 

Denise Richards

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Catherine Zeta Jones

 

Pam Anderson

 

Anna Kournikova

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too many good ones to choose from.

 

Can I have:

Raquel's boobage?

Taylor's eyes?

Sophia's mouth?

Marilyn's birthmark?

Ann Margaret's ass?

Salma's legs?

 

I'll take Salma's boobage over Welch's. Salma is close to perfect IMO, same with Keeley. Taylors eyes and Ann's ass I'll agree with too!

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If they had made your list, I would have chosen Cyd Charisse's legs and a little sumfin sumfin offa Audrey Hepburn.

 

She had a classic beauty. I'm not really into that. I like women that have a little more meat on their bones. Hepburn looked like all she ate a day was a half stick of celery. :lol: Her face was her best attribute. :rolleyes:

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I almost did but I couldn't. I find her to be :rolleyes: I had the other available for people.

Fair enough(though I'd have been happy had you not had Aniston on the list).....btw, your Salma Hayek link comes up "forbidden" for me.......and yes....she would be in my top 5 :lol:

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Fair enough(though I'd have been happy had you not had Aniston on the list).....btw, your Salma Hayek link comes up "forbidden" for me.......and yes....she would be in my top 5 :(

I did it just now and it works for me.

 

Raquel Welch :rolleyes:

 

Jennifer Aniston :worthy:

 

I thought you'd vote Taylor. I put her there for you. If you think Aniston doesn't belong you need to see your eye doctor! :lol:

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too many good ones to choose from.

 

Can I have:

Raquel's boobage?

Taylor's eyes?

Sophia's mouth?

Marilyn's birthmark?

Ann Margaret's ass?

Salma's legs?

I'm sure if you brought that list to a good platic surgeon they could give you all of that. You'd be hot. Just look what they did for Michael Jackson.

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too many good ones to choose from.

 

Can I have:

Raquel's boobage?

Taylor's eyes?

Sophia's mouth?

Marilyn's birthmark?

Ann Margaret's ass?

Salma's legs?

Depends on how much you're willing to pay. For the right price, I can have them Fed-exed to your doorstep. :rolleyes:

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Lindsey Lohan???!!! :rolleyes:

I will never understand the attention she gets.

 

I have'nt voted but I thought I would add a few more.

 

Grace Kelly. http://drspark.connect.kr/c_spark/photo11/grace-kelly.jpg

 

Shania. http://www.zshare.net/image/759765c366b9/

 

Michelle Pfeiffer. http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Mic...as-Stolen-2.jpg

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All excellent additions. This is a subjective list and since I spent a lot of time on this but I didn't want to spend forever so these are some that came to the top of my head (no pun intended). I like the picks of Grace Kelly, Michelle Phieffer, Shania Twain, and Monica Bellucci are particularly good calls. When Michelle Phieffer was in her early 20's :wallbash: I also should have included Debbie Harry BTW, She's aged horribly. She didn't just hit the wall, she crashed through it. :beer:

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I guess I'll show my age clearly by selecting 2 beauties from the mid 80's (can you tell when I was 14?):

 

Vanessa Williams - and she's got a great voice

 

Kathy Ireland - those eyes!

 

Some of today's ladies are nice, but in general they're too damn skinny! I'll take a healthy looking woman over some starving waif anyday...

 

Kathy Ireland!!! :beer:

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