Taro T Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Hey Keg...are you suggesting that Jauron has a cardboard cutout nudie of Ralph...and each time the team wins, he removes an article of clothing? Am I remembering the movie correctly? 656339[/snapback] I would expect it to work the other way. Each time they win, Ralph GETS clothing. Otherwise, 0-16 would definitely be possible. As for picks, here's my totally random shot. Sep 10 @New England - L Sep 17 @Miami - L Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - W Oct 1 Minnesota - L Oct 8 @Chicago - L Oct 15 @Detroit - W Oct 22 New England - L Nov 5 Green Bay - W Nov 12 @Indianapolis - L Nov 19 @Houston - W Nov 26 Jacksonville - W Dec 3 San Diego - L Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - L Dec 17 Miami - W Dec 24 Tennessee - W Dec 31 @Baltimore - L 7-9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Sep 10 @New England - Loss Sep 17 @Miami - Loss Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - Win Oct 1 Minnesota - Win Oct 8 @Chicago - Win Oct 15 @Detroit - Loss Oct 22 New England - Win Nov 5 Green Bay - Win Nov 12 @Indianapolis - Loss Nov 19 @Houston - Win Nov 26 Jacksonville - Loss Dec 3 San Diego - Win Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - Loss Dec 17 Miami - Win Dec 24 Tennessee - Win Dec 31 @Baltimore - Loss 9-7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Sep 10 @New England - L Sep 17 @Miami- W Sep 24 N.Y. Jets-W Oct 1 Minnesota-L Oct 8 @Chicago-L Oct 15 @Detroit-W Oct 22 New England-L Nov 5 Green Bay-W Nov 12 @Indianapolis-L Nov 19 @Houston -L Nov 26 Jacksonville-W Dec 3 San Diego-L Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets-L Dec 17 Miami -W Dec 24 Tennessee-W Dec 31 @Baltimore-L 7-9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 Keep those cards and letters coming, folks. Just over seven hours before we close the competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Keep those cards and letters coming, folks. Just over seven hours before we close the competition. 657205[/snapback] Looking back over the rules, it looks like #6 is to discourage people from putting in entries using alter egos, correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Looking back over the rules, it looks like #6 is to discourage people from putting in entries using alter egos, correct? 657241[/snapback] Been workin' on that one for a while, Jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrate Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 I'm not eligible but I can play for fun! Sep 10 @New England LOSS Sep 17 @Miami LOSS Sep 24 N.Y. Jets WIN Oct 1 Minnesota WIN Oct 8 @Chicago LOSS Oct 15 @Detroit LOSS Oct 22 New England LOSS Nov 5 Green Bay LOSS Nov 12 @Indianapolis LOSS Nov 19 @Houston LOSS Nov 26 Jacksonville LOSS Dec 3 San Diego WIN Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets LOSS Dec 17 Miami LOSS Dec 24 Tennessee WIN Dec 31 @Baltimore LOSS 4-12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Sep 10 @New England L Sep 17 @Miami L Sep 24 N.Y. Jets L Oct 1 Minnesota W Oct 8 @Chicago W Oct 15 @Detroit L Oct 22 New England L Nov 5 Green Bay W Nov 12 @Indianapolis L Nov 19 @Houston L Nov 26 Jacksonville L Dec 3 San Diego W Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L Dec 17 Miami W Dec 24 Tennessee W Dec 31 @Baltimore W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Sep 10 @New England L Sep 17 @Miami L Sep 24 N.Y. Jets L Oct 1 Minnesota W Oct 8 @Chicago L Oct 15 @Detroit W Oct 22 New England L Nov 5 Green Bay W Nov 12 @Indianapolis L Nov 19 @Houston L Nov 26 Jacksonville L Dec 3 San Diego L Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L Dec 17 Miami L Dec 24 Tennessee W Dec 31 @Baltimore L I'm not sure but I think that is one less win than I thought they would have last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I think I still have time... Sep 10 @New England LOSS Sep 17 @Miami - WIN Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN Oct 1 Minnesota - LOSS Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS Oct 15 @Detroit- WIN Oct 22 New England - WIN Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS Nov 19 @Houston - LOSS Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS Dec 3 San Diego - LOSS Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - LOSS Dec 17 Miami - WIN Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS 7 - 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Looking back over the rules, it looks like #6 is to discourage people from putting in entries using alter egos, correct? 657241[/snapback] Ideally, yes. For example, it would be okay if BF in Indiana posted, but I'd prefer he also didn't post under his alter-ego ieatcrayonz. Now, I know that BF has been banned, but you get the point. I wouldn't put the money up if I weren't prepared to part with it under the rules I've created, but also under the rules of life which say somewhere, somehow, some douchebag will do anything to beat the system. That's also why you have to have been a member since Jan 1 of this year. It eliminates the teenybopper who thinks it would be great to thwart a system created by a guy just trying to have some offseason fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 Okay, folks. Everyone out of the pool. This contest is closed until...well...until I open it again at my discretion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up. You say we sucked at our draft? You say we were an embarrassment? You say you could have done better? You say you see all and know all? WelllemmetellyawhatI'mgonnado. For the next few hours, and for the first time ever in the storied history of the "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest, I will allow all participants to change their picks based on what they saw happen at the draft. I only have a couple of simple requests: If you edit your picks, please do so in your original post and please add a color-coded comment (use red please) to comment specifically what your changes were so we can reflect back on them as the season progresses. This thread will be closed again at noon PST. Remember; tell us what you changed and why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 This thread will be closed again at noon PST. 682393[/snapback] Wow...you're still on standard time? I thought LA observed Daylight Savings Time? So I guess that gives those of us on the Left Coast until 4:00? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Remember; tell us what you changed and why. 682393[/snapback] I'll stick with my original. I can't find my dart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Wow...you're still on standard time? I thought LA observed Daylight Savings Time? So I guess that gives those of us on the Left Coast until 4:00? 682398[/snapback] When did you move to the left coast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofiba Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Sep 10 @New England L Sep 17 @Miami L Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W Oct 1 Minnesota W Oct 8 @Chicago W Oct 15 @Detroit W Oct 22 New England W Nov 5 Green Bay W Nov 12 @Indianapolis L Nov 19 @Houston W Nov 26 Jacksonville L Dec 3 San Diego W Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L Dec 17 Miami W Dec 24 Tennessee W Dec 31 @Baltimore L 10-6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realist Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I did not have an original entry, so if you're opening the contest back up, here are my picks: Sep 10 @New England LOSS Sep 17 @Miami - LOSS Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN Oct 1 Minnesota - WIN Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS Oct 15 @Detroit- LOSS - only because its on the road Oct 22 New England - LOSS Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS Nov 19 @Houston - LOSS Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS Dec 3 San Diego - WIN - Against Rivers in OP, we should be able to rattle him enough. Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - LOSS Dec 17 Miami - WIN Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS That makes it 6-10, not getting my hopes up high this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Here are my modified picks. Whitner selection pays dividends as he gets us an extra "W": Sep 10 @New England Loss Sep 17 @Miami Loss Sep 24 N.Y. Jets Win Oct 1 Minnesota Win Oct 8 @Chicago Loss Oct 15 @Detroit Win Oct 22 New England Loss Nov 5 Green Bay Win Nov 12 @Indianapolis Loss Nov 19 @Houston Win Nov 26 Jacksonville Loss Dec 3 San Diego Now a Win, Whitner intercepts Rivers and returns it for the winning TD Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets Loss Dec 17 Miami Win Dec 24 Tennessee Win Dec 31 @Baltimore Loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMark Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up. You say we sucked at our draft? You say we were an embarrassment? You say you could have done better? You say you see all and know all? WelllemmetellyawhatI'mgonnado. For the next few hours, and for the first time ever in the storied history of the "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest, I will allow all participants to change their picks based on what they saw happen at the draft. I only have a couple of simple requests: If you edit your picks, please do so in your original post and please add a color-coded comment (use red please) to comment specifically what your changes were so we can reflect back on them as the season progresses. This thread will be closed again at noon PST. Remember; tell us what you changed and why. 682393[/snapback] In case you are also opening this up for those who missed out the first time around, here are my picks: Sep 10 @New England - LOSS Sep 17 @Miami - LOSS Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN Oct 1 Minnesota - LOSS Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS Oct 15 @Detroit - WIN Oct 22 New England - LOSS Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS Nov 19 @Houston - LOSS Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS Dec 3 San Diego - LOSS Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - WIN Dec 17 Miami - WIN Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 When did you move to the left coast? 682400[/snapback] It's left to those of us standing on the earth, only right if you're looking down at it. Like stage left/stage right....Yeah, that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 It's left to those of us standing on the earth, only right if you're looking down at it. Like stage left/stage right....Yeah, that's it. 682427[/snapback] Ahh yes, from the Southern facing view in your office. I guess it is the left coast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ahh yes, from the Southern facing view in your office. I guess it is the left coast! 682444[/snapback] Hey, I live near the West coast of Lake Ontario. Pick on Mock. He's the one who said he was living in standard time!!!! Geez ANd if you don't pick on him, pick on the folks that obvoiusly can't follow directions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hey, I live near the West coast of Lake Ontario. Pick on Mock. He's the one who said he was living in standard time!!!! Geez ANd if you don't pick on him, pick on the folks that obvoiusly can't follow directions... 682447[/snapback] You are closer to the NORTH coast, you maroon! Me? I'm livin' on Tulsa time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hey, I live near the West coast of Lake Ontario. Pick on Mock. He's the one who said he was living in standard time!!!! Geez ANd if you don't pick on him, pick on the folks that obvoiusly can't follow directions... 682447[/snapback] Yes. That's right. Pick on anyone but Dan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 It's left to those of us standing on the earth, only right if you're looking down at it. Like stage left/stage right....Yeah, that's it. 682427[/snapback] "That's if your *in* the East, but we are way out West now, so we are past where the sun sets..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 When did you move to the left coast? 682400[/snapback] Right after Katrina flushed him out of LA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yes. That's right. Pick on anyone but Dan. 682458[/snapback] Blame Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hey, I live near the West coast of Lake Ontario. 682447[/snapback] Bodies of water have coasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hey, I live near the West coast of Lake Ontario. Pick on Mock. He's the one who said he was living in standard time!!!! Geez ANd if you don't pick on him, pick on the folks that obvoiusly can't follow directions... 682447[/snapback] Between you being out "west", the Tulsa time comment, and my schedule, I'll never see my latest free plate at Nicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hey, I live near the West coast of Lake Ontario. Pick on Mock. He's the one who said he was living in standard time!!!! Geez ANd if you don't pick on him, pick on the folks that obvoiusly can't follow directions... 682447[/snapback] I usually pick on people who cannot spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Between you being out "west", the Tulsa time comment, and my schedule, I'll never see my latest free plate at Nicks! 682517[/snapback] Oh, you didn't make it on the designated day, so I accepted on your behalf....let me tell you, it was good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I usually pick on people who cannot spell. 682527[/snapback] Oh, go stuff a basketball in a toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Oh, you didn't make it on the designated day, so I accepted on your behalf....let me tell you, it was good.... 682549[/snapback] Damn fine print!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I didn't have an original entry...so let me in or else Sep 10 @New England - LOSS Sep 17 @Miami - LOSS Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN Oct 1 Minnesota - WIN Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS Oct 15 @Detroit - WIN Oct 22 New England - WIN Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS Nov 19 @Houston - WIN Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS Dec 3 San Diego - LOSS Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - WIN Dec 17 Miami - LOSS Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I didn't have an original entry...so let me in or else Sep 10 @New England - LOSS Sep 17 @Miami - win Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN Oct 1 Minnesota - WIN Oct 8 @Chicago - win Oct 15 @Detroit - WIN Oct 22 New England - Loss Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS Nov 19 @Houston - Los Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS Dec 3 San Diego - LOSS Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - WIN Dec 17 Miami - win Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS 9-7 ME TOO!!! AAARRRGGGG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Sep 10 @New England Loss Sep 17 @Miami Win Sep 24 N.Y. Jets Win Oct 1 Minnesota Win Oct 8 @Chicago Loss Oct 15 @Detroit Win Oct 22 New England Win Nov 5 Green Bay Win Nov 12 @Indianapolis Loss Nov 19 @Houston Win Nov 26 Jacksonville Loss Dec 3 San Diego Loss Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets Win Dec 17 Miami Loss Dec 24 Tennessee Win Dec 31 @Baltimore Loss 9-7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandius Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Sep 10 @New England - LOSS Sep 17 @Miami - LOSS Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN Oct 1 Minnesota - LOSS Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS Oct 15 @Detroit - LOSS Oct 22 New England - LOSS Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS Nov 19 @Houston - WIN Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS Dec 3 San Diego - LOSS Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - LOSS Dec 17 Miami - LOSS Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS 4-12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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